Reposted by Wedge WedgeThe Brat Supreme @thebratsupreme.bsky.social · 06/10/2026When the wedding bingo board has a “witham or witham-in-law” square 092
Wedge Wedge @bikebat.bsky.social · 05/10/2026The council is on the case like a pack of bloodhounds 041
Wedge Wedge @bikebat.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I’ve just learned that treachery was (potentially) afoot at camp castle..!! 230
Reposted by Wedge Wedgeˢᵠᵘᵉᵃᵏᵒ ʳᵉᵍᵘˡᵃʳᶦˢ @squeako.bsky.social · 05/10/2026“The only time I’ll dance is when I dance on your grave” what a diva fr 0121
Wedge Wedge @bikebat.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I have always used em dashes and lists of three to a ridiculous degree in my writing which begs the question - am I AI or did they use my grad school thesis to train it 080
Wedge Wedge @bikebat.bsky.social · 04/10/2026You know you’re toast when you wake up and your hair is still wet from the pre-bed shower 0110
Reposted by Wedge Wedge𐔌՞. .՞𐦯 @baby-bunnicula.bsky.social · 04/10/2026If you need me I’ll be in my room elevating my feet 081
Wedge Wedge @bikebat.bsky.social · 03/10/2026i may have been woken up in the middle of the night by a park ranger to deal with a Family Crisis but there is no lack of sleep that can’t be cured by Sarah Witham 260
Wedge Wedge @bikebat.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Major shoutout to the kiddo in the community center bathroom singing “nobody” by mitski a capella at full volume 060
Wedge Wedge @bikebat.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Why are we doing mad max fury road in the the Trader Joe’s parking lot 061
Wedge Wedge @bikebat.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Tonight at the square dance I allowed a mysterious first grader to put some sort of Product in my hair and then brush such that it would be “straight at the top and curly on the bottom… it’s called the waterfall”… mission accomplishment 1130
Reposted by Wedge Wedgegaiamyguy @gaiamyguy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Music City is the posthuman landscape 272
Wedge Wedge @bikebat.bsky.social · 25/09/2026having to pee so bad during a meeting is a fate worse than death 030
Wedge Wedge @bikebat.bsky.social · 24/09/2026oomf is reading me postmodern short stories over the phone (unsolicited) 010
Reposted by Wedge WedgeShut the hell up @cowaboing.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Dude. Can you not become evil right before the wedding man 031
Reposted by Wedge WedgeShut the hell up @cowaboing.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Appoint me to secretary of defense and I will make SURE there is Mae Ploy in every grocery store 111
Reposted by Wedge WedgeShut the hell up @cowaboing.bsky.social · 22/09/2026How come I gotta pack up my bindle sack and brave the Bermuda Triangle to get some decent curry paste 121
Wedge Wedge @bikebat.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I think god should have picked autism OR migraine but not both 090
Reposted by Wedge WedgeThe Brat Supreme @thebratsupreme.bsky.social · 20/09/2026True teamwork in action 1112
Reposted by Wedge WedgeShut the hell up @cowaboing.bsky.social · 18/09/2026 My life’s great delight is when normal people understand they can say their strangest phrases and thoughts to me yes! Yes! I’m the audience you’ve been looking for to do an impression of a medieval peasant at the Apple Store to 052
Wedge Wedge @bikebat.bsky.social · 18/09/2026doing a true recovery week after my 100k ride and my resting heart rate is 49. That really makes you think 260
Wedge Wedge @bikebat.bsky.social · 16/09/2026working remotely has taught me That very few people have strong written (digital) communication skills. none of you are making any sense!!! 290
Wedge Wedge @bikebat.bsky.social · 13/09/2026inexplicable image taken ~1 hour after biking 100km 1140
Reposted by Wedge WedgeFederal Subject of Interest @idealover.bsky.social · 13/09/2026The cool thing about drinking water out of a glass bottle is it feels like taking a health potion 192
Wedge Wedge @bikebat.bsky.social · 12/09/2026“I need a get on my bike reminder” “Le needs a ’go sit on the couch’ reminder” 030
Wedge Wedge @bikebat.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Apparently 28 is the birthday milestone for “after this age, you need to start sitting only on designated seating structures” 120
Reposted by Wedge Wedgeˢᵠᵘᵉᵃᵏᵒ ʳᵉᵍᵘˡᵃʳᶦˢ @squeako.bsky.social · 12/09/2026I look like I need an attitude adjustment 2101
Reposted by Wedge Wedge𐔌՞. .՞𐦯 @baby-bunnicula.bsky.social · 12/09/2026you’re a country ham, I’m a city ham 071
Reposted by Wedge WedgeSarebear @sarebear44.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Been trying to write a happy birthday post to @bikebat.bsky.social for 15 min unsuccessfully because I become quickly overcome by my deep and abiding affection for them! Le, you warm my heart from the inside out I just adore you. And we don’t have a single picture together RIP 251
Wedge Wedge @bikebat.bsky.social · 11/09/2026For my birthday I would finally like a neck and shoulders transplant ❤️ 270
