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Monkey Joe

@monkeyjoe.bsky.social
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He/Him, Xennial, Game Developer, Geek, Social Strategy Game Enthusiast, Blood On The Clocktower, Humanist, Democrat, Husband, #DFL, Browns, Cavs, Guardians, Buckeyes, Crew, USA Soccer, Fantasy Football, Survivor fan. 🏳️‍🌈

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Monkey Joe @monkeyjoe.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
No cheating. Reskeet with the most recent picture of your pet
A pug wearing a Cleveland Browns knit cap
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Monkey Joe @monkeyjoe.bsky.social · 01/01/2026
So what, are you saying this is AI?
Goodyear Blimp drone inside AT&T Stadium
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Monkey Joe @monkeyjoe.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
Good to go here too
Ohio State flag billowing in the breeze
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Monkey Joe @monkeyjoe.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Just a little preemptive gas price gaslighting defense
Today's AAA National Average

$3.125

Price as of 1/20/25
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Monkey Joe @monkeyjoe.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
Crown of the helmet is not a requirement on a defenseless player and launching is only one possible indicator of targeting. The forcible contact to the helmet alone was enough.
Targeting and Making Forcible Contact to Head or Neck Area of a Defenseless Player
ARTICLE 4. No player shall target and make forcible contact to the head or neck area of a defenseless opponent (See Note 2 below) with the helmet, forearm, hand, fist, elbow or shoulder. This foul requires that there be at least one indicator of targeting (See Note 1 below).
When in question, it is a foul (Rules 2-27-14 and 9-
6). (A.R. 9-1-4-I-VI)
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Monkey Joe @monkeyjoe.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
Unneeded
Targeting and Making Forcible Contact to Head or Neck Area of a Defenseless Player
ARTICLE 4. No player shall target and make forcible contact to the head or neck area of a defenseless opponent (See Note 2 below) with the helmet, forearm, hand, fist, elbow or shoulder. This foul requires that there be at least one indicator of targeting (See Note 1 below).
When in question, it is a foul (Rules 2-27-14 and 9-
6). (A.R. 9-1-4-I-VI)
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Monkey Joe @monkeyjoe.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
I’ll add this one more time - make you sure you delete all if them yeah?
Targeting and Making Forcible Contact to Head or Neck Area of a Defenseless Player
ARTICLE 4. No player shall target and make forcible contact to the head or neck area of a defenseless opponent (See Note 2 below) with the helmet, forearm, hand, fist, elbow or shoulder. This foul requires that there be at least one indicator of targeting (See Note 1 below).
When in question, it is a foul (Rules 2-27-14 and 9-
6). (A.R. 9-1-4-I-VI)
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Monkey Joe @monkeyjoe.bsky.social · 02/01/2025
You have a screenshot of the wrong part of the rule
Targeting and Making Forcible Contact to Head or Neck Area of a Defenseless Player
ARTICLE 4. No player shall target and make forcible contact to the head or neck area of a defenseless opponent (See Note 2 below) with the helmet, forearm, hand, fist, elbow or shoulder. This foul requires that there be at least one indicator of targeting (See Note 1 below).
When in question, it is a foul (Rules 2-27-14 and 9-
6). (A.R. 9-1-4-I-VI)
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Monkey Joe @monkeyjoe.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
For no particular reason, here’s a reminder that the #Chiefs still have this tweet up celebrating a dirty hit that fucked up a #Browns player and didn’t get called as a penalty
A tweet from the official Kansas City Chiefs Twitter account saying “Dirty Dan loves making plays in the playoffs 😏” over a video of Dan Sorenson knocking Rashard Higgins out with a blow to the helmet from the side
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Monkey Joe @monkeyjoe.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
What’s in the crock?
Brad Pitt from the film Se7en (1995) looking forlorn
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Monkey Joe @monkeyjoe.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Darla, our cranky old lady
Pug looking sullen
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Monkey Joe @monkeyjoe.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Love the AI attempt at the caption here
Descriptive alt text
“a man and woman are looking at each other and the man is saying '' no mercy".
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Monkey Joe @monkeyjoe.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Bodega cat sticker in response to an Insimnia Cookies text messageBodega cat sticker attached to a text message from HealthCare.gov
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Monkey Joe @monkeyjoe.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Hey @searchliaison.bsky.social - how do I disable your bad AI results from clogging my searches?
Google AI search results reading
“The Dallas Cowboys are the only team to have appeared in exactly two Super Bowls, winning back-to-back games in Super Bowls XXVII and XXVIII.”
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Monkey Joe @monkeyjoe.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
Post a pic YOU took (no description) to bring some zen to the timeline
Pink blossoms on a tree in spring
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Monkey Joe @monkeyjoe.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
Crossword Clue - “Emotional after the 2024 election (it’s OK!)”Filled in crossword answer going down - “FUCKINFUCK”
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Monkey Joe @monkeyjoe.bsky.social · 10/11/2024
If you see this, post a concert photo you took
Laser beams in a packed arena courtesy of the lighting package for The Flaming Lips when they recently toured with WeezerBillie Joe Armstrong of Green Day on the side screen of their concert set
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Monkey Joe @monkeyjoe.bsky.social · 10/11/2024
Without downloading any new pictures, where are you at mentally?
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Monkey Joe @monkeyjoe.bsky.social · 09/11/2024
Devastating Gameday Raising Canes sign insult
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Monkey Joe @monkeyjoe.bsky.social · 09/11/2024
I grew up on these streets
A buff fighter faces off against a skeletal figure carrying its own head and a multi-headed wolf in an ancient looking backdrop - from the arcade game Altered Beast
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Monkey Joe @monkeyjoe.bsky.social · 09/11/2024
I’ve seen folks on here asking how so many votes have “disappeared” since 2020. I have a visual aid to help with that. First is the current popular vote totals as they stand. Next is where the popular vote totals stood as of end of day Friday of Election Week 2020. They aren’t done counting.
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Monkey Joe @monkeyjoe.bsky.social · 09/11/2024
To everyone asking “where did all the votes go?” let’s compare the current number of votes counted this year against how many had been counted so far as of the end of Friday after Election Day in 2020. They’re not done counting.
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Monkey Joe @monkeyjoe.bsky.social · 08/11/2024
From the sitcom The Good Place - the character Jason Mendoza jumps and throws a Molotov cocktail while yelling “Bortles!”
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Monkey Joe @monkeyjoe.bsky.social · 08/11/2024
Book Cover for The Dark Forest by Cixin LiuMovie poster for PrimerAlbum cover for Kid A by RadioheadPromotional image for the HBO mini-series Chernobyl
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Monkey Joe @monkeyjoe.bsky.social · 06/10/2024
Go down, Tennessee is letting you score!!!!
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Monkey Joe @monkeyjoe.bsky.social · 23/09/2024
Hey @SonicTempleFest thanks for sending that email today lying about when tickets went on sale. I love paying more.
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Monkey Joe @monkeyjoe.bsky.social · 21/09/2024
You are
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Monkey Joe @monkeyjoe.bsky.social · 08/08/2024
So fun that white supremacists can just buy ads on here.
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Monkey Joe @monkeyjoe.bsky.social · 04/08/2024
Doing great Twitter, definitely on top of things
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Monkey Joe @monkeyjoe.bsky.social · 03/05/2024
x.com/AMikeBloomType…
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Monkey Joe @monkeyjoe.bsky.social · 06/04/2024
Nothing out of place in the children’s section of this Barnes and Noble
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Monkey Joe @monkeyjoe.bsky.social · 02/04/2024
Post a picture YOU took. Just a pic. No description. x.com/Steve_Lawson93…
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Monkey Joe @monkeyjoe.bsky.social · 17/03/2024
Are Republicans okay?
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Monkey Joe @monkeyjoe.bsky.social · 19/09/2023
#TerribleDefeatTuesday #Browns
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Monkey Joe @monkeyjoe.bsky.social · 27/08/2023
Hey @PsyonixStudios - maybe figure out a way to differentiate between the person being harassed by a homophobe and the person harassing them when looking at logs?
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Monkey Joe @monkeyjoe.bsky.social · 24/08/2023
Okay @SleeperHQ - why in the world isn't it transparent when a commissioner moves a draft pick from one player to another. But even more so - how in the hell is it that your support can't see what picks were moved?! @TheFFBallers - that's crazy right?
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Monkey Joe @monkeyjoe.bsky.social · 01/06/2023
So excited to play Diablo IV here…
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Monkey Joe @monkeyjoe.bsky.social · 28/04/2023
Hi @Wendys - what’s going on over in app land? My order was royally messed up and now I’m just stating at the Live Chat and nothing’s happening.
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Monkey Joe @monkeyjoe.bsky.social · 13/02/2023
my chemical? romance
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Monkey Joe @monkeyjoe.bsky.social · 27/01/2023
Sorry to say it, but all of #Browns Twitter are going to be out of a job soon.
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Monkey Joe @monkeyjoe.bsky.social · 09/11/2022
Nooo the ads and the texts were supposed to be done
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Monkey Joe @monkeyjoe.bsky.social · 02/08/2022
14 years stuck here with all of you… ugh. No, not you, you’re cool. The other ones. #MyTwitterAnniversary
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Monkey Joe @monkeyjoe.bsky.social · 27/06/2022
Oh, I just looked up pictures of what a "personal prayer" according to the Supreme Court. Never mind, full-blown theocracy time it is.
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Monkey Joe @monkeyjoe.bsky.social · 30/03/2022
Friendship ended with JK Dobbins
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Monkey Joe @monkeyjoe.bsky.social · 20/02/2022
WHERE’S THE RECEIPT?! x.com/joshgondelman/…
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Monkey Joe @monkeyjoe.bsky.social · 23/01/2022
Hey @SonyPictures @disneyplus and @MarvelStudios - I’ve reported multiple live streams on @tiktok_us for doing playbacks of full movies and they’ve come back as “No Violations”, including Spider-Man: No Way Home. Might be worth looking into. I have the usernames if you need em.
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Monkey Joe @monkeyjoe.bsky.social · 17/01/2022
Well they’re just having fun now.
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Monkey Joe @monkeyjoe.bsky.social · 09/01/2022
Fellow #Browns fans, it’s super weird that I say I like that one Baker Mayfield commercial about the book club and this is what this guy replies with, yeah? I’m not off-base here?
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Monkey Joe @monkeyjoe.bsky.social · 27/11/2021
Vincent Van Gogh speaking to Buckeye Nation
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Monkey Joe @monkeyjoe.bsky.social · 31/10/2021
Embarrassing.
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