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Monkey Joe @monkeyjoe.bsky.social · 29/03/2026

Women are a damn mystery because why the hell not?

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Monkey Joe @monkeyjoe.bsky.social · 15/03/2026

I look for your thoughts every year when I’m going to fill out a ballot

No cheating. Reskeet with the most recent picture of your pet

A pug wearing a Cleveland Browns knit cap

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I'm intrigued to know more about said dip

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Don't act like you don't hate on Ohio State the rest of the year and it's just for your principles 😛

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Really impressed with how the Miami fans showed out tonight - they don’t have that rep at all #CottonBow

Would love one of those drive-killing offensive holding calls you were handing out a few minutes ago refs #Buckeyes #CottonBowl

Look, this might be controversial, but I think, as we watch this games, that Jeremiah Smith should’ve probably won the Biletnikoff Award. #Buckeyes #CottonBowl

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Had Reese spying Beck that time damnit 😤 #Buckeyes #CottonBowl

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Okay, we’ve for sure woken up now. Now up your game D! #Buckeyes #CortonBowl

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Okay found my Christmas candy, so it’s time to stress eat and hope the second half goes much better #Buckeyes #CottonBowl

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Big play count Buckeyes 1 Whinycanes 0

Monkey Joe @monkeyjoe.bsky.social · 25/12/2025

So what, are you saying this is AI?

Goodyear Blimp drone inside AT&T Stadium

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Clear and obvious visual evidence of an error is what makes assist hop in - if it’s close, you gotta spend a challenge

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Monkey Joe @monkeyjoe.bsky.social · 25/12/2025

He’s dropping posts at a couple-a-minute rate so don’t get your hops up

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Monkey Joe @monkeyjoe.bsky.social · 22/12/2025

For one play, fully agree. For the other, not so much.

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Monkey Joe @monkeyjoe.bsky.social · 22/12/2025

Seems like you're guaranteeing they'll lose next week - which isn't that bold, but has at least the possibility to be wrong

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Monkey Joe @monkeyjoe.bsky.social · 20/12/2025

Jim Tressel also howling in anger

Monkey Joe @monkeyjoe.bsky.social · 20/12/2025

I’m sick of Notre Dame’s fans incessant complaining about being left out of the playoff. That being said - they obviously should’ve been in over this trash Alabama team.

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I think it’s usually a cover letter issue

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Ohio State’s is synchronized swimming, they’re THE blue blood

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Non-zero chance Myles Garrett sacks Cam Ward 4 times tomorrow and breaks the single season sack record

Or the under the table budget was very basketball-oriented

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I have to repeat what I did last year, it’s the only way to be sure it’s not my fault

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Like last year after the Michigan game, the flag’s going back into the hall closet until the Buckeyes win again

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Yeah, he’d need a full security detail… maybe for the rest of his life

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That Indiana defense is for fuckin’ real - hope we get a rematch #Buckeyes

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“Third base Day” after he won a Natty last year with all his own players is so lazy

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I’m trying to channel my energy into manifesting a Diggs playoff score scenario #Buckeyes

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We need to be certain his replacement’s ready though… can we portal someone in before the playoffs?

A lot less people will be humoring them this year thankfully

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Shades of the fade to Smith last year against Notre Dame… damn #Buckeyes

How did I know that kick was getting missed? #Buckeyes

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IU gets to tackle the D Lineman so it’s a wash I guess

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I'll take a victory over Ann Coulter University any day of the week, but we can both take joy in JD Vance being mad about people living their lives while being brown.

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It's fun that you start counting including the year you all were too scared and canceled.

I fear this ultimately will be a one-year springboard for Patricia - and if so, quite deservedly

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I want to call him out for moping but it'll be so much better without him there so no need to poke the whiny-ass bear.

I appreciate you choosing to count including the extra time gained by ducking us in 2020