Emotionally Absent Slinky @monkey-son.bsky.social · 13/03/2026It really do be like that sometimes 110
Emotionally Absent Slinky @monkey-son.bsky.social · 12/03/2026Rolling through outer space with my brothers 120
Emotionally Absent Slinky @monkey-son.bsky.social · 05/03/2026You’ve been fuckin kicked Off the rocket ship 291
Emotionally Absent Slinky @monkey-son.bsky.social · 28/02/2026The Disco Biscuits definitely stink now 010
Emotionally Absent Slinky @monkey-son.bsky.social · 25/02/2026Dude pads his stats. We shorts don’t like that. 030
Emotionally Absent Slinky @monkey-son.bsky.social · 24/02/2026Resident Evil 9 comes out this Friday and I’m set to work 12s this weekend. Feeling cute might kms 010
Emotionally Absent Slinky @monkey-son.bsky.social · 24/02/2026This band has officially made me so sad that I stopped giving a shit about jam bands completely 140
Emotionally Absent Slinky @monkey-son.bsky.social · 09/02/2026If I didn’t have a family to live for the first quarter of my job this year might actually kill me 010
Emotionally Absent Slinky @monkey-son.bsky.social · 30/01/2026I walk barefoot everywhere in Mexico because I’m too drunk to find my shoes 000
Emotionally Absent Slinky @monkey-son.bsky.social · 24/01/2026I put Warren Zevon slightly above Prince as a singular talent 040
Reposted by Emotionally Absent Slinky“Comedy man” @mrsnacktime.bsky.social · 21/01/2026Mario is Italian Wario is Greek Waluigi is Serbian 03010
Emotionally Absent Slinky @monkey-son.bsky.social · 21/01/2026Tony Pegula is a fucking dork the Bills fans should be embarrassed he is the owner of their team. Throw on the Ravens presser from last week to hear a real owner speak about his team. 100
Emotionally Absent Slinky @monkey-son.bsky.social · 18/01/2026We are searching for a head coach while the guy we let walk is putting up a Madden score on the 49ers 000
Emotionally Absent Slinky @monkey-son.bsky.social · 16/01/2026Giants will be awful next year, the NY media is going to tear Harbaugh apart and then the next year they are going to be in the playoffs. Scary stuff. 010
Emotionally Absent Slinky @monkey-son.bsky.social · 16/01/2026I will be going live on Bluesky exclusively to tell you all what stinks 120
Emotionally Absent Slinky @monkey-son.bsky.social · 14/01/2026I would like to see what Klint Kubiak or Mike McDaniel could do with Lamar and our offense…not sure about HC level from either…Jesse Minter has been in our org and leans more defense minded which I like personally…then there is Flores I guess Minter, Kubiak, and McDaniel would be my top 3 choices 010
Emotionally Absent Slinky @monkey-son.bsky.social · 14/01/2026This is my plan as head coach of the Ravens obviously 040
Emotionally Absent Slinky @monkey-son.bsky.social · 14/01/2026Step 1: Alienate Your Fanbase Step 2: Fire Important Members Step 3: Unlearn Everything In Favor Of Repetitive Easy Material Step 4: Tank Everything 170
Emotionally Absent Slinky @monkey-son.bsky.social · 13/01/2026Funny that Zac Taylor is probably the worst of the 4 coaches… 010
Emotionally Absent Slinky @monkey-son.bsky.social · 13/01/2026Just another talking head for me to death stare every Sunday through the television 110
Emotionally Absent Slinky @monkey-son.bsky.social · 13/01/2026My dog is basically the mayor of our neighborhood Everyone comes on their morning and afternoon walks to say hello to him. 010
Emotionally Absent Slinky @monkey-son.bsky.social · 13/01/2026I can’t believe I have had to stare at Mike Tomlin’s stupid face 2-3 times a year for 19 years 000
Emotionally Absent Slinky @monkey-son.bsky.social · 09/01/2026Nobody: RFK Jr. during Dry January: “Alcohol is healthy and good for you” 120
Emotionally Absent Slinky @monkey-son.bsky.social · 07/01/2026Penguin’s henchmen are always talking shit about him 100
Emotionally Absent Slinky @monkey-son.bsky.social · 07/01/2026This is certainly far worse than homeless hotdog bunning the hand rails with their butt cheeks 010
Emotionally Absent Slinky @monkey-son.bsky.social · 07/01/2026Day 18 of training to physically destroy all of those that have wronged my sweet Allen 020
Emotionally Absent Slinky @monkey-son.bsky.social · 06/01/2026Day 17 of training to physically destroy all of my enemies 010
Emotionally Absent Slinky @monkey-son.bsky.social · 28/12/2025My wife using the terms “we” and “us” while watching the Browns is traumatizing but whatever 170
Emotionally Absent Slinky @monkey-son.bsky.social · 28/12/2025Thank you. My day was fantastic, and you’re welcome on the clinch bump. I got you guys destroying the 49ers tonight 110
Emotionally Absent Slinky @monkey-son.bsky.social · 24/12/2025ALL I WANTED WAS SOME OYSTERS 1 JAR OF OYSTERS AND HE WOULDN’T GIVE IT TO ME 011
Emotionally Absent Slinky @monkey-son.bsky.social · 24/12/2025I just went to the grocery store early this morning to grab another jar of oysters for oyster stuffing tomorrow and the guy at the deli counter was like “I’m sorry I’m deli not seafood” and I was like “bro you can’t just reach over into the other cooler and grab oysters?” He said “no I’m deli” 000
