Emotionally Absent Slinky @monkey-son.bsky.social · 12/03/2026Rolling through outer space with my brothers 120
Emotionally Absent Slinky @monkey-son.bsky.social · 24/02/2026Resident Evil 9 comes out this Friday and I’m set to work 12s this weekend. Feeling cute might kms 010
Emotionally Absent Slinky @monkey-son.bsky.social · 09/02/2026If I didn’t have a family to live for the first quarter of my job this year might actually kill me 010
Emotionally Absent Slinky @monkey-son.bsky.social · 30/01/2026I walk barefoot everywhere in Mexico because I’m too drunk to find my shoes 000
Emotionally Absent Slinky @monkey-son.bsky.social · 24/01/2026I put Warren Zevon slightly above Prince as a singular talent 040
Reposted by Emotionally Absent Slinky“Comedy man” @mrsnacktime.bsky.social · 21/01/2026Mario is Italian Wario is Greek Waluigi is Serbian 03010
Emotionally Absent Slinky @monkey-son.bsky.social · 21/01/2026Tony Pegula is a fucking dork the Bills fans should be embarrassed he is the owner of their team. Throw on the Ravens presser from last week to hear a real owner speak about his team. 100
Emotionally Absent Slinky @monkey-son.bsky.social · 18/01/2026We are searching for a head coach while the guy we let walk is putting up a Madden score on the 49ers 000
Emotionally Absent Slinky @monkey-son.bsky.social · 16/01/2026I will be going live on Bluesky exclusively to tell you all what stinks 120
Emotionally Absent Slinky @monkey-son.bsky.social · 14/01/2026Step 1: Alienate Your Fanbase Step 2: Fire Important Members Step 3: Unlearn Everything In Favor Of Repetitive Easy Material Step 4: Tank Everything 170
Emotionally Absent Slinky @monkey-son.bsky.social · 13/01/2026My dog is basically the mayor of our neighborhood Everyone comes on their morning and afternoon walks to say hello to him. 010
Emotionally Absent Slinky @monkey-son.bsky.social · 13/01/2026I can’t believe I have had to stare at Mike Tomlin’s stupid face 2-3 times a year for 19 years 000
Emotionally Absent Slinky @monkey-son.bsky.social · 09/01/2026Nobody: RFK Jr. during Dry January: “Alcohol is healthy and good for you” 120
Emotionally Absent Slinky @monkey-son.bsky.social · 07/01/2026Day 18 of training to physically destroy all of those that have wronged my sweet Allen 020
Emotionally Absent Slinky @monkey-son.bsky.social · 06/01/2026Day 17 of training to physically destroy all of my enemies 010
Emotionally Absent Slinky @monkey-son.bsky.social · 28/12/2025My wife using the terms “we” and “us” while watching the Browns is traumatizing but whatever 170
Emotionally Absent Slinky @monkey-son.bsky.social · 24/12/2025ALL I WANTED WAS SOME OYSTERS 1 JAR OF OYSTERS AND HE WOULDN’T GIVE IT TO ME 011
Emotionally Absent Slinky @monkey-son.bsky.social · 24/12/2025I just went to the grocery store early this morning to grab another jar of oysters for oyster stuffing tomorrow and the guy at the deli counter was like “I’m sorry I’m deli not seafood” and I was like “bro you can’t just reach over into the other cooler and grab oysters?” He said “no I’m deli” 000
Emotionally Absent Slinky @monkey-son.bsky.social · 16/12/2025It’s nice to listen to a death metal song that’s not a blastbeat the entire song 010
Emotionally Absent Slinky @monkey-son.bsky.social · 06/12/2025Our feelings for you haven't changed, Carol. But after everything that's happened, we just need a little space. 010
Emotionally Absent Slinky @monkey-son.bsky.social · 05/12/2025So tired of having to apologize for this huge hog 010
Emotionally Absent Slinky @monkey-son.bsky.social · 05/12/2025Sponge Bob Big guy Pants Okmedia.tenor.coma cartoon character is dancing in a bedroom with a radio on the wall .ALT: a cartoon character is dancing in a bedroom with a radio on the wall . 020
Emotionally Absent Slinky @monkey-son.bsky.social · 05/12/2025I keep thinking Death Stranding 2 isn’t going to make me cry like Death Stranding did…but mission failed 000
Reposted by Emotionally Absent Slinkyamandla hugginkiss @vapingbaby.bsky.social · 04/12/2025it’s true alien 3 is a dour slog, but dour slogs are among my favorite types of movie 041
Emotionally Absent Slinky @monkey-son.bsky.social · 04/12/2025This is exactly what my life is like 030
Emotionally Absent Slinky @monkey-son.bsky.social · 03/12/2025Like I legit might go see Dying Fetus/Pig Destroyer for my NYE…jam bands fucking suck ass now 120
Emotionally Absent Slinky @monkey-son.bsky.social · 03/12/2025Slowly transitioning from jam band fam back to my roots of death metal/grindcore fan 020
Emotionally Absent Slinky @monkey-son.bsky.social · 26/11/2025The exorcist 3 is a very good movie 010
Emotionally Absent Slinky @monkey-son.bsky.social · 22/11/2025Dear match light I’m familiar with your game But you just burnt my finger with a lighter 030
Emotionally Absent Slinky @monkey-son.bsky.social · 19/11/2025Rewriting Tegan And Sara’s 2014 LEGO movie hit “Everything Is Awesome” to “Everything Is Awful” 010
Emotionally Absent Slinky @monkey-son.bsky.social · 05/11/2025At least I get to see my friends on Saturday 030
Reposted by Emotionally Absent Slinkyamandla hugginkiss @vapingbaby.bsky.social · 03/11/2025it is 2025. i am listening to a disco biscuits show with allen aucoin on drums. barber sounds like absolute shit. it is 2025. i am listening to a disco biscuits show with marlon lewis on drums. barber sounds like absolute shit. 1152
Reposted by Emotionally Absent SlinkyCP @dribbledfiddler.bsky.social · 29/10/2025The most magical performance Jon the Barber ever put on, for my $$$, took place 26 years ago today. Flawless beginning to end. That’s the type of setlist to get you all horned up on a Wednesday. 3161
Reposted by Emotionally Absent Slinkyamandla hugginkiss @vapingbaby.bsky.social · 28/10/2025*trucker's choice riff* i'm just here for the melts 171
