Rob @monkey-nuts.bsky.social · 22hIf - IF - City are kicked out of the league, where would they go? As in, how would they fit into a lower league that already has all spaces filled? My guess would be they'll be hit with a massive points deduction, so they'll be relegated organically, so to speak. 100
Rob @monkey-nuts.bsky.social · 29/09/2026The Long Good Friday The Day The Earth Caught Fire Letter To Breznev Life Of Brian 28 Days Later 001
Rob @monkey-nuts.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Share someone who looks stylish posing with or next to a car. 010
Rob @monkey-nuts.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Meanwhile in Liverpool.. (Borrowed with kind permission from the other place) 000
Reposted by RobAlan Partridge - Quote of the Day @apartridgeqotd.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I think I'd have to say "The Best of the Beatles" 0154
Rob @monkey-nuts.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Everton to be deducted 10 points. www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...bbc.co.ukMan City charges latest: Decision made in 115 charges caseReaction as sources tell BBC Sport that Man City have been found guilty of breaking the majority of financial rules they were accused of breaching. 030
Rob @monkey-nuts.bsky.social · 24/09/2026This. Especially when they put their foot down to race in front of you, then slow right down to a crawl. 000
Rob @monkey-nuts.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Tesco express garage by ours has been closed for two days, as theyre doing it up. Fuel still went up by 1p even though it was closed. 001
Rob @monkey-nuts.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Fuck me, the international break is that long, most of ours will be out of contract and the 1st game back will be Nyoni's testimonial. 000
Rob @monkey-nuts.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Jerry Jacket and Ali were ace today. Thought Ronnie was decent again. Nyoni again put a cameo in that makes you want him to start more. Especially as the 1st choice midfield was last. Again. 000
Rob @monkey-nuts.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Assist from Wirtz and a goal from Isak. I presume world peace is next up. 110
Rob @monkey-nuts.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Its up against stiff competition already, but jesus wept that was one shite half. Good lord. 000
Rob @monkey-nuts.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Sorry, which side had 48hrs more rest than the other one? 100
Reposted by RobAlan Partridge - Quote of the Day @apartridgeqotd.bsky.social · 20/09/2026He's married so wishes to remain anonymous, I shall only be using his Christian name. I'm talking to Domingo in Little Oakley... 1242
Rob @monkey-nuts.bsky.social · 16/09/2026"On the second anniversary of Piddington leaving the UK, we speak with their President to see how life is going" 000
Reposted by RobCall me Bill @williamshuttoh.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Tommy Docherty. The Cliff, 1977 3253
Reposted by RobCall me Bill @williamshuttoh.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Just seen a statement from the Provisional RNLI 54511
Rob @monkey-nuts.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Probably won't get to see it, as theyre all Napoli mad on this island, so.. This has shite written all over it 020
Rob @monkey-nuts.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Im presuming the threshold has something to do with which badge is on the shirt. 131
Rob @monkey-nuts.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Lets say the far right actually got into power and stopped immigrants. Who's next? People of colour in general? Gay community? Trans community? Because if history has shown us anything, if you embolden facism, it doesnt stop at the 1st target. 110
Rob @monkey-nuts.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Comes to something when we're now considering Tsmikas as 1st choice 100
Rob @monkey-nuts.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Gerrrin. Gakpo's been our best player and hes touched the ball about 4 times 000
Rob @monkey-nuts.bsky.social · 29/08/2026First that performance, now Mock The Week is back again. Some good news would be welcome. 100
Rob @monkey-nuts.bsky.social · 29/08/2026So not also can we defend play through the middle, we cant defend balls over the top. 010
Rob @monkey-nuts.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Every single fan, of every single club, across Europe will be thinking the same thing: JUST DO THE FUCKING DRAW 020
Rob @monkey-nuts.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Tell yer what, this Barcola fella better be great for that kind of cash. He's going to have to play RW, LW, striker, FB and centre mid. And fill in for Ali during his birthday month. Bet Hughes hasn't mentioned any of that during the last 3yrs of "key talks" 000
Rob @monkey-nuts.bsky.social · 24/08/2026How have none of the last 26 Chelsea managers, over the last couple of years, not thought "our keepers shite" Considering the amount they spend on outfield players, this never gets talked about. One of footballs ongoing mysteries. 000