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Rob @monkey-nuts.bsky.social · 22h
If - IF - City are kicked out of the league, where would they go? As in, how would they fit into a lower league that already has all spaces filled? My guess would be they'll be hit with a massive points deduction, so they'll be relegated organically, so to speak.
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Rob @monkey-nuts.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The Long Good Friday The Day The Earth Caught Fire Letter To Breznev Life Of Brian 28 Days Later
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Rob @monkey-nuts.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Share someone who looks stylish posing with or next to a car.
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Rob @monkey-nuts.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Meanwhile in Liverpool.. (Borrowed with kind permission from the other place)
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Alan Partridge - Quote of the Day @apartridgeqotd.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I think I'd have to say "The Best of the Beatles"
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Rob @monkey-nuts.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Lance Armstrong
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Rob @monkey-nuts.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
GET THAT KOPPABERG LASHED
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Rob @monkey-nuts.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Zendaya. If she can fit it in, like.
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Rob @monkey-nuts.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Everton to be deducted 10 points. www.bbc.co.uk/sport/footba...
bbc.co.uk
Man City charges latest: Decision made in 115 charges case
Reaction as sources tell BBC Sport that Man City have been found guilty of breaking the majority of financial rules they were accused of breaching.
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Rob @monkey-nuts.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Looks like Amazon will have to do a new documentary
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Rob @monkey-nuts.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This. Especially when they put their foot down to race in front of you, then slow right down to a crawl.
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Rob @monkey-nuts.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Rob @monkey-nuts.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Tesco express garage by ours has been closed for two days, as theyre doing it up. Fuel still went up by 1p even though it was closed.
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Rob @monkey-nuts.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Rob @monkey-nuts.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Fuck me, the international break is that long, most of ours will be out of contract and the 1st game back will be Nyoni's testimonial.
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Rob @monkey-nuts.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Jerry Jacket and Ali were ace today. Thought Ronnie was decent again. Nyoni again put a cameo in that makes you want him to start more. Especially as the 1st choice midfield was last. Again.
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Rob @monkey-nuts.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Thank fuck for that
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Rob @monkey-nuts.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Assist from Wirtz and a goal from Isak. I presume world peace is next up.
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Rob @monkey-nuts.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Its up against stiff competition already, but jesus wept that was one shite half. Good lord.
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Rob @monkey-nuts.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Sorry, which side had 48hrs more rest than the other one?
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Alan Partridge - Quote of the Day @apartridgeqotd.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
He's married so wishes to remain anonymous, I shall only be using his Christian name. I'm talking to Domingo in Little Oakley...
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Rob @monkey-nuts.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
This has shite written all over it
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CEEFAUX @ceefaux.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
22.00 FILM: GODCILLA
When nuclear tests off the cost of Merseyside disturb her slumber, a 300ft high redhead with huge teeth and a booming roar brings fear and a lorra lorra destruction to the surrounding areas.
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Rob @monkey-nuts.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Rejoin the EU. Problem solved.
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Rob @monkey-nuts.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
"On the second anniversary of Piddington leaving the UK, we speak with their President to see how life is going"
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Call me Bill @williamshuttoh.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Tommy Docherty. The Cliff, 1977
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Call me Bill @williamshuttoh.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Just seen a statement from the Provisional RNLI
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Rob @monkey-nuts.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Who are Utd playing again?
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Rob @monkey-nuts.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Probably won't get to see it, as theyre all Napoli mad on this island, so.. This has shite written all over it
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Rob @monkey-nuts.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Im presuming the threshold has something to do with which badge is on the shirt.
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Rob @monkey-nuts.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Morning, Reds
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AJynwa🧣👊🏼🔴 @ajynwa97.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
New era approaching …. #lfc
Turkish airlines announcement
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Rob @monkey-nuts.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Naples. Lid.
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Rob @monkey-nuts.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Lets say the far right actually got into power and stopped immigrants. Who's next? People of colour in general? Gay community? Trans community? Because if history has shown us anything, if you embolden facism, it doesnt stop at the 1st target.
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Rob @monkey-nuts.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
This has shite written all over it
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Rob @monkey-nuts.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Comes to something when we're now considering Tsmikas as 1st choice
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Rob @monkey-nuts.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Is Vic There? You better beleive he fucking is
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Rob @monkey-nuts.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Leeds have beaten these twice already. Leeds.
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Rob @monkey-nuts.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Gerrrin. Gakpo's been our best player and hes touched the ball about 4 times
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Rob @monkey-nuts.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
First that performance, now Mock The Week is back again. Some good news would be welcome.
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Rob @monkey-nuts.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Our full backs are shockingly bad.
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Rob @monkey-nuts.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
So not also can we defend play through the middle, we cant defend balls over the top.
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Rob @monkey-nuts.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Or maybe not
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Rob @monkey-nuts.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Fuggingerrrrin
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Rob @monkey-nuts.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
This has shite written all over it
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Rob @monkey-nuts.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Every single fan, of every single club, across Europe will be thinking the same thing: JUST DO THE FUCKING DRAW
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Rob @monkey-nuts.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Tell yer what, this Barcola fella better be great for that kind of cash. He's going to have to play RW, LW, striker, FB and centre mid. And fill in for Ali during his birthday month. Bet Hughes hasn't mentioned any of that during the last 3yrs of "key talks"
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Rob @monkey-nuts.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
How have none of the last 26 Chelsea managers, over the last couple of years, not thought "our keepers shite" Considering the amount they spend on outfield players, this never gets talked about. One of footballs ongoing mysteries.
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Rob @monkey-nuts.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Tremendous stuff, here.
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Rob @monkey-nuts.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Mott The Bootle
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