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molon labia 🏳️‍⚧️

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cunty dollfaggot a New York 3 but a Kinsey 2 post-op girlie (lobotomy) my posts are bad but at least they aren’t written by a machine

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molon labia 🏳️‍⚧️ @molon-labia.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
lemme just
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Juicieca 💦🥩▪️🌭🥣 @juicieca.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Ron Trosper and the guy who got scammed into thinking Ron was selling Beatles merch from the show The Chair Company. The man is standing in Ron’s doorway as Ron is trying to close the door on him, Ron says “have a nice day.” And the man shouts desperately with his arms stretched out asking “how?!” #🪑Co
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molon labia 🏳️‍⚧️ @molon-labia.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
you must *be* the “what if It Happens today” you wish to see in the world
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molon labia 🏳️‍⚧️ @molon-labia.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
it’s a bipartisan war. they ALL need to be [redacted], every single one find the nearest Esso station
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molon labia 🏳️‍⚧️ @molon-labia.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
you ever have “just one of those days”? a totally rotten day? one where you can barely drag yourself out of bed to go to your job killing yourself at the suicide factory?
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Uncut Femmes @juliagiantrat.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
2026 is a radical experiment where the world asked "how would trans women react if everything got worse for them every single day in almost every way with 0 break"
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molon labia 🏳️‍⚧️ @molon-labia.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
yeah i guess you could say i’m having a pretty normal mental health day 😎
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molon labia 🏳️‍⚧️ @molon-labia.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
the really cool thing about being trans is you can be forced to flee from an abusive spouse, lose your house, lose your job, get divorced, watch all your cis friends slowly fade away from your life, go bankrupt, live under constant threat of state violence… and STILL be “one of the lucky ones”
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molon labia 🏳️‍⚧️ @molon-labia.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
i need cis people to understand that the state is constantly threatening us with “you will get raped to death in prison” that’s what all these policies are pointing toward so when someone says it’s a “distraction”—maybe YOU try living life with that threat ALWAYS hanging over your head
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molon labia 🏳️‍⚧️ @molon-labia.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
the others see my placid smile as we’re loaded into the gas chamber. “yes, it’s true,” i say, radiating peace and calm. “no matter what they do to me, i can take comfort that someone on the internet said i was valid. they can NEVER take that away from me!" beaming, as the hissing starts: "i'm valid"
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molon labia 🏳️‍⚧️ @molon-labia.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
finally, humanity has created Skynet But Cartoonishly Stupid from the famous sci-fi satire “Wouldn’t it Be Hilarious If Humanity Invented Skynet But Cartoonishly Stupid Lol”
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molon labia 🏳️‍⚧️ @molon-labia.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
a lot of people don’t know this but you can still play russian roulette if you have a modern polymer-frame striker-fired pistol just use a bunch of snap caps! duh. Now Get Out There and Play™ sponsored by Mountain Dew
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Taco Bell Quarterly @tacobellquarterly.org · 25/02/2026
Poem in the Shape of the Poet Beating Henry Kissinger to Death with Their Bare Hands by Felix
A poem in the shape of the artist beating Henry Kissinger to death, full text can be found on the website Taco Bell Quarterly
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molon labia 🏳️‍⚧️ @molon-labia.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
hey this is good right? does anyone know if this is good?
Culture Crave
 @culturecrave.co

 Elon Musk's xAl and Pentagon have
 reached a deal to deploy Grok in classified
 systems
 (via axios)

 February 23, 2026 at 7:09 PMChristopher Mims
 @mims.bsky.social
 
 Als can't stop recommending nuclear
 strikes in war game simulations
 Leading Als from OpenAl, Anthropic and
 Google opted to use nuclear weapons in
 simulated war games in 95 per cent of
 cases
 www.newscientist.com/article/2516.
 @ www.newscientist.com
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molon labia 🏳️‍⚧️ @molon-labia.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
really sucks to see so many people be super eugenicist and eliminationist about disabled people 🙃 every day. every single day. it wears you down i know most americans are pro-eugenics, but it sucks to see it come out so openly after someone… existed in public with tourette’s
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molon labia 🏳️‍⚧️ @molon-labia.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
i need a reaction gif that says “STOP 3-CUING ME” soooooo bad
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molon labia 🏳️‍⚧️ @molon-labia.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Pope Leo SHOCKS western world with latest papal bull "There's No Wrong Way to Eat a Reese's.” JD Vance expected to kill self within the hour.
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molon labia 🏳️‍⚧️ @molon-labia.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
call my hobby “fly-fishing” the way i be reachin for the pants crotch
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molon labia 🏳️‍⚧️ @molon-labia.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
what is a woman? a miserable little pile of sequins
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molon labia 🏳️‍⚧️ @molon-labia.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
way to fall prey to the "post baked, ergo propter baked" bias
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molon labia 🏳️‍⚧️ @molon-labia.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
i don’t really like when we read shakespeare in my foot-fetish book club, he’s always shilling for dog food this is a joke for NO ONE (it’s about iambs)
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molon labia 🏳️‍⚧️ @molon-labia.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
oh you’re still using the old *unimproved one*?? heh. the rest of us have moved on to vim lenin get with the times
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molon labia 🏳️‍⚧️ @molon-labia.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
house of shit
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molon labia 🏳️‍⚧️ @molon-labia.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
ha! next you’re going to tell me it’s "bourgeois" 🙄 to have wealth, political power, and education, as well as access to and control of cultural, social, and political capital
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molon labia 🏳️‍⚧️ @molon-labia.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
kitten gazes in fascination at a print by @funeralbeat.bsky.social
a black kitten gazes at a framed art print by @funeralbeat.bsky.social
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molon labia 🏳️‍⚧️ @molon-labia.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
here’s a fun game! try to remember if you took your adderall today or not! the consequences will be DIRE 🥰
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molon labia 🏳️‍⚧️ @molon-labia.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
the girls are jonesing for the philadelphia museum of art again
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molon labia 🏳️‍⚧️ @molon-labia.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Bean Dad Did Politics the Right Way
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molon labia 🏳️‍⚧️ @molon-labia.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
yeah the doctor said i was going to someplace called an “i see you” 🙄 i think they’re gonna be playing baby games with me (peek of boo)
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Jeanne Thornton @jeannethornton.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
I hate that star track and star war are the same stupid thing now. I hate this syncretic time
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molon labia 🏳️‍⚧️ @molon-labia.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
stats nerds are so anti-fashion fr fr they're always asking "why hat". bitch, why NOT hat??
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molon labia 🏳️‍⚧️ @molon-labia.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
every time i see a kia soul i think about my friend who died, but that’s ok because it’s not like it’s an extremely popular car that you see everywhere all the time or anything
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molon labia 🏳️‍⚧️ @molon-labia.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
🎶 and what it all comes down to 🎶is that everything's gonna be quite alright 🎶cuz i got one dick in my panties 🎶and the other one is flickin’ a ""cigarette""
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molon labia 🏳️‍⚧️ @molon-labia.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
how do i tell a girl “i’d show up strapped for u” but like not in a lesbionic way
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molon labia 🏳️‍⚧️ @molon-labia.bsky.social · 06/12/2024
bunch of tgirls all having mental health crises at the same time call that getting our cycles synced up 🥰
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molon labia 🏳️‍⚧️ @molon-labia.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
we’re still talking about this loser? he hasn’t even earned my vote yet
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molon labia 🏳️‍⚧️ @molon-labia.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
(ok for this joke imagine there’s a famous sports guy named Tommy Hort) yeah my Tommy Hort too… when i eat too many baseballs!! thank you
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molon labia 🏳️‍⚧️ @molon-labia.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
this valentine’s day, get her what she *really* wants 😏 *slow-mo video of a woman getting cut in half vertically by a giant table saw*
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dr mrs the hamburger, esq @jerkstorejezebel.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
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molon labia 🏳️‍⚧️ @molon-labia.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
this valentine’s day, they should invent a type of trans woman who can feel desired and loved
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molon labia 🏳️‍⚧️ @molon-labia.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
mmm yes good girl swallow it, swallow it all. i know you’re struggling because it’s *so much*, but if you’re a good girl you’ll open your throat and slurp it down. yes, good, you’re being such a good girl for me, swallow *all of it*, all your psych meds
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molon labia 🏳️‍⚧️ @molon-labia.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
most people don’t know this cool bit of movie trivia: in the matrix movies his full name is Neo Vagina
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molon labia 🏳️‍⚧️ @molon-labia.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
milk jugs? eh heh. don’t mind if i do
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molon labia 🏳️‍⚧️ @molon-labia.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
looks like i picked the wrong week to stop sniffing armpits
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molon labia 🏳️‍⚧️ @molon-labia.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
shoutout to my cis-girl bff who patiently listened to me whine and complain about not being able to get pregnant and then was like “you want a baby? i can get you a baby” 🥰
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molon labia 🏳️‍⚧️ @molon-labia.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
we need a Mavis Beacon of the left
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molon labia 🏳️‍⚧️ @molon-labia.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
faggot (slur) (complimentary)
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molon labia 🏳️‍⚧️ @molon-labia.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
i was a famous child prodigy, you know. i was smacking my bitch up in the 99th percentile for my age group
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