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dr mrs the hamburger, esq @jerkstorejezebel.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

I get the joke and it's really good but my toxic trait is being obnoxious about Steve Reich youtu.be/g0WVh1D0N50?...

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Steve Reich - Come Out (Original Ver.)

YouTube video by leehy39

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dr mrs the hamburger, esq @jerkstorejezebel.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

Alien: "Who the florph'l is Rosie O'Donnell and why won't you shut up about her? Jeez, can you guys just autopsy me already."

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dr mrs the hamburger, esq @jerkstorejezebel.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

okay I'm not really in a position to criticize him for this

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dr mrs the hamburger, esq @jerkstorejezebel.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

Enrico Palazzo looks seriously unwell vaxxed?

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dr mrs the hamburger, esq @jerkstorejezebel.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

come to the possum glory hole with your smelly trash dick

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dr mrs the hamburger, esq @jerkstorejezebel.bsky.social · 03/05/2026

Sweet baby boy, there is no hivemind. Not everyone criticising or insulting you is a part of a cabal of NPCs, that line of thinking is an understandable but unhealthy defense mechanism against self-examination. That's how a person turns into Bill Maher.

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dr mrs the hamburger, esq @jerkstorejezebel.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

The thing this dildo and his silicone ilk consistently fail to see is that their opposition to violence is ultimately æsthetic. They hate the sudden and the loud and the messy, but the quiet, orderly violence of pen and paper is merely distasteful. One is inexcusable, the other just _unfortunate_

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dr mrs the hamburger, esq @jerkstorejezebel.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

not necessarily one no one knows but definitely slept on

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dr mrs the hamburger, esq @jerkstorejezebel.bsky.social · 25/04/2026

Inigo: I could give you my word as a Spaniard Wesley: No way I've known too many Spaniards Inigo: not cool Wesley: Working for an Italian no less Inigo: wtf Wesley: I can tell from your skull shape that you are inherently untrustworthy Inigo: dude pls stop Buttercup: they have Jew blood

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-𝚖𝚘𝚡 ❄︎ ☃︎ @moxiest.art · 22/04/2026

"should we really resort to playing dirty to defeat the nazis i–" yes. kick em in the fucking balls. what kind of question is that. grow the fuck up

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dr mrs the hamburger, esq @jerkstorejezebel.bsky.social · 18/04/2026

it's true. I have three extra toes and you do not want to know where they are

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dr mrs the hamburger, esq @jerkstorejezebel.bsky.social · 16/04/2026

the best episodes were the crossovers. I completely wore out the tape where he ate the balls of every gi joe

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dr mrs the hamburger, esq @jerkstorejezebel.bsky.social · 16/04/2026

do you think they ever polished each other's armor

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dr mrs the hamburger, esq @jerkstorejezebel.bsky.social · 11/04/2026

okay, it's pretty bold to rely upon for one's thesis a report written by shills based so heavily on the patently false assertion that C-suite executives are workers or have knowledge

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dr mrs the hamburger, esq @jerkstorejezebel.bsky.social · 29/03/2026

god damnit even porn bots are getting in on the antitrans grift

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Bugs, Yaoist @bugsmaytrix.bsky.social · 24/03/2026

DANCE ON THE ASHES OF MY COCK YOU FUCKING FASCISTS

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dr mrs the hamburger, esq @jerkstorejezebel.bsky.social · 19/03/2026

I have a dyscalculia joke but I can never tell if I got it right

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dr mrs the hamburger, esq @jerkstorejezebel.bsky.social · 12/03/2026

come to the war crimes memorial fountain in 45 minutes if you want your ass kicked

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dr mrs the hamburger, esq @jerkstorejezebel.bsky.social · 12/03/2026

it's like the old saying, if you put a frog in a pot and gradually turn up the heat, the water will be boiling before you realize that the frog wasn't exaggerating

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