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Molly Robison

@mollyrobison.bsky.social
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Baker of goods, dodger of phone calls. Used to sing songs. Bog witch in a field in Wisconsin.

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Molly Robison @mollyrobison.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I’ve been wanting to do a s’mores thing forever because I love the damn things, but I was scared it wouldn’t work. It worked. Oat/graham crust, homemade marshmallow, chocolate ganache, oat graham crumble. I am fond of her. 🥹 🍽️
Three s’mores bars (oat/graham crust, marshmallow layer, chocolate ganache layer, graham crumble on top) sit on a small plate with a blue rim.
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Molly Robison @mollyrobison.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Asiago onion bagels for the menu next week baybeeeee 🥯 🧅 🧀 🍽️
Four Asiago and onion bagels sit on a wire cooling rack, which is sitting on a wooden patio table.
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Molly Robison @mollyrobison.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Additionally, had tonkatsu ramen and it was absolutely divine but for some reason cannot stop thinking about how good the *green onions* in particular were? 🤔 😂
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Molly Robison @mollyrobison.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Had lunch with my uncle today, who I adore. He has MS and it’s gotten pretty debilitating, but it can’t touch his sense of humor. “I practiced meditation and tai chi forever, so I’m pretty good at having MS.” Love you so much, Phil.
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Molly Robison @mollyrobison.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
In the “absolutely heartwarming moments” category, my dear sweet bud from high school/college, with whom I talk not nearly enough, reached out today…for an old chili recipe I made that he enjoyed 😭
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Molly Robison @mollyrobison.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Launched it yesterday - got so, so many new followers. The kindness is unreal.
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Molly Robison @mollyrobison.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
What I mean by that is - chef and his wife came up with an idea: a “dinner and dessert” giveaway. Follow both the restaurant’s and my insta accounts, tag two friends in the comments, and you get a chance to win a $50 gift card to both them and me.
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Molly Robison @mollyrobison.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
That thing where you’ve been lucky enough never to leave a job on bad terms and now folks from your old jobs are helping with your new job… God that’s nice. That’s so nice.
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Molly Robison @mollyrobison.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Miggy Rojas you simply must stop making the announcers cry my heart cannot take it. 🥹😭
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Molly Robison @mollyrobison.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Solskinnsboller, after their 2nd prove, being squished, filled with homemade vanilla custard, and glazed. 🍽️
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Molly Robison @mollyrobison.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Went to a local brewery’s lakeside Oktoberfest. There is no way to be angry while drinking NA beer and eating pierogi by twilight. 🍽️
Five pierogi with a dollop of sour cream sit in a disposable bowl with a blue pattern. The pierogi are scattered with green onions and crumbled bacon.
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Molly Robison @mollyrobison.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
My mother frequently complained that she would wake up “puffy” and I genuinely had no idea what the hell she was talking about; she always looked like her normal self to me. I gotcha now, ma. This is bullshit. 😂
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Molly Robison @mollyrobison.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The wild look and sleepy eyes of an old man who no longer waits for his mother to wake him up at 7; he will bring himself downstairs for his breakfast at promptly 6:30, thank you very much.
An elderly, sleepy red and white King Charles Cavalier Spaniel stars up at the camera. He is hungry.
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Molly Robison @mollyrobison.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Baking challah, sitting outside with a cigarette and coffee. Still makes me feel like my dad is going to come outside and “yell” at me by which I mean DO NOT LET YOUR MOTHER CATCH YOU.
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Molly Robison @mollyrobison.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I’m also terrible at accepting help but that’s purely because I’m an asshole.
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Molly Robison @mollyrobison.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I take advice really poorly, and I’ve always wondered why, and I think it’s partially because I worry so much that I’m subconsciously insulted that they (wrongly) think I haven’t thought to worry about the thing they’re suggesting. Like guys I am SO good at worrying I do not need your help.
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Molly Robison @mollyrobison.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Can unfortunately confirm, still absolutely delightful.
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Molly Robison @mollyrobison.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Also cigarettes in Wisconsin cost slightly less than they did when I was in college in Chicago…in 2012. The fuck?
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Molly Robison @mollyrobison.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Just bought cigarettes for the first time in probably 15 years, which feels extremely appropriate for this season of my life.
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Molly Robison @mollyrobison.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
A new thing I have also learned is that flyers don’t fucking work. Don’t waste your money.
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Molly Robison @mollyrobison.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Turns out it was a kind text message for me - nothing special or extraordinary, just kind. 😂😅
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Molly Robison @mollyrobison.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I will be crying today, it’s just a matter of what completely inane occurrence flips the switch. Let’s find out together.
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Molly Robison @mollyrobison.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Having to give up weed because I can’t justify the cost. My brain is a fucking nightmare; y’all thought I was intolerable *before*. My sweet summer children. Just you wait.
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Lu @rendernev.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Welcome, Autumnal Equinox. The King of Autumn greets thee.🍂
My painting of a pumpkin rider on a black horse surrounded by autumn leaves and mushrooms.
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Molly Robison @mollyrobison.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Maybe because I woke up sad today I will go to bed vaguely optimistic? That’s how it works, yes?
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Molly Robison @mollyrobison.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Oops I hoped.
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Molly Robison @mollyrobison.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I fucking hate relaxing.
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Molly Robison @mollyrobison.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I’m not even trying to catastrophize - it *genuinely* feels like the more I hustle/advertise/promote, the less engagement I get. It is wild. 😅
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Molly Robison @mollyrobison.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Girl dinner.
A plastic container of spicy green olives and a plastic container of milk chocolate coconut haystacks from a small deli.
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Molly Robison @mollyrobison.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
My fav moment of yesterday - I was hanging a flyer in a bar and I obvs do not spend any time in bars anymore, but some drunk old guy behind me said “hey, hey, hey” semi aggressively and I’m glad my immediate reaction was still to say “hey fucking what” without turning around 😅 There was no response.
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Molly Robison @mollyrobison.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
My friend is opening a huge fucking restaurant in Milwaukee and he texted me last night - it was just a photo of a man taking a peaceful sunset walk through a field with a dog, captioned “this and you hit me in the head with a brick.” I am so glad I’m not opening a restaurant. 😂
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Molly Robison @mollyrobison.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
You’re very kind! Thank you.
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Molly Robison @mollyrobison.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Would give almost anything to not have to hear about that athlete shitting herself anymore, tbh.
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Molly Robison @mollyrobison.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
So far my understanding of being a small business owner is that it mostly involves waking up vaguely optimistic and going to bed very sad.
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Molly Robison @mollyrobison.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
When the boomers no longer exist, I hope to fucking Christ phone calls die with them. Believe it or not, you do not need to hear my voice to communicate with me. You do not WANT to hear my voice to communicate with me.
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Molly Robison @mollyrobison.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I love you and I thank you.
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Molly Robison @mollyrobison.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
That’d be zero, unfortunately!
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Molly Robison @mollyrobison.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Ze menu of ze week - gingerbread cinnamon rolls and peanut butter marble brownies. I’ll let you guess how many orders I have received thus far. 😂😭😅🍽️
Ten swirled gingerbread cinnamon rolls cooling in a metal 9”x13” pan, before being iced.Ten iced gingerbread cinnamon rolls cooling on a wire rack.Three triangular peanut butter marble brownies stacked on a white plate with a blue rim.
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Molly Robison @mollyrobison.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Not an emergency. I get to call on my terms, whenever I am comfortable during the day. And I get a full day beforehand to emotionally prepare. It was such a nice phone call. Jim has cracked it. I fucking love you, Jim.
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Molly Robison @mollyrobison.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Then, like a small miracle, my mom’s beautiful and gentle old friend Jim needed to talk to me about something. He texted me. “Hey! I would love to chat with you about something I have planned - give me a call tomorrow if you have a chance?”
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Molly Robison @mollyrobison.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
My mom was sick for a long time before she passed and then my dad became sick and passed away almost immediately after her, so for a period of about 10-12 years, any time my phone rang, it was likely an emergency involving damage to one of my parents. I hate the phone. I categorically don’t answer.
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Molly Robison @mollyrobison.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
A magical thing happened yesterday which was that I was able to have a conversation on the phone and enjoy it. This has not happened in probably ten to twelve years.
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Molly Robison @mollyrobison.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I received 1 order for 1/2 of a loaf of this this week.
A twisted loaf of maple apple pie babka cooling in a glass pan sitting on a wire rack.
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Molly Robison @mollyrobison.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Maybe disproportionately upset about this but…I mean. The Bux is fucking deplorable. This is not what Riot Grrrl should be associating itself with.
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Molly Robison @mollyrobison.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Le Tigre’s “Deceptacon” is being used in a Starbucks commercial so if you see Kathleen Hannah today tell her she just ruined my childhood.
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Molly Robison @mollyrobison.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Crying in a parking lot because I’m not allowed to hang flyers at the library because I am for profit
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Molly Robison @mollyrobison.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
The menu this week: salted caramel banana cake, maple apple pie babka. I have received one order thusfar, but it is from someone I don’t know, which is a good thing I suppose. 🍽️
Three square pieces of banana cake with a thick salted caramel glaze sit on a clear glass plate.6 slices of swirled maple apple pie babka sit on a thin strip of parchment paper.
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Molly Robison @mollyrobison.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
There is nothing funnier to me than a small business that claims to be “trying their best” not to use AI to advertise. Get absolutely fucked, brother.
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Molly Robison @mollyrobison.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I’ve been sober almost 4 years, miss almost nothing about the experience…but gosh darn it, I lived in Chicago for 15 years and I do miss Malört. 😂
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Molly Robison @mollyrobison.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Zero orders placed the week after your first pop-up is a tremendously bad feeling. (Orders are open til Wednesday but folks have usually been ordering right away.) I fucking hate this.
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