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Molly Lazer

@mollylazer.bsky.social
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Teacher, writer, director, actor, mom of twins, former Marvel Comics editor. Author of Owl Eyes: A Fairy Tale (2018) and Lentils in Black Rice (2019). She/her.

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Molly Lazer @mollylazer.bsky.social · 38m
I wanted butternut squash soup...so I made over a gallon of it.
A large pot mostly full of light orange soup.
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kjcon.bsky.social @kjcon.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
#WeAreNotAngryEnough
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Molly Lazer @mollylazer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Someone painted racist and antisemitic graffiti on a playground a few minutes from my house. I saw some commenters on Facebook claiming it was kids who probably didn't know what the words and symbols meant. That's BS. Whoever did it absolutely knows what it means, regardless of their age.
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Molly Lazer @mollylazer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I flipping love working in the woodshop. Three and a quarter hours in there, and I'm covered in sweat, sawdust, and wood glue and am more relaxed than I've been all week.
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Molly Lazer @mollylazer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Multiple crises piling up before 10:00 AM means this is one of those "make it through until bedtime" days.
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Molly Lazer @mollylazer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The kids have gotten really into watching Family Matters lately. I think we need to acknowledge what an incredibly talented comic actor Jaleel White is.
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Molly Lazer @mollylazer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Went to the supermarket after going to the doctor today and ended up getting spaghetti squash. So it was Mexican spaghetti squash boats for dinner.
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Molly Lazer @mollylazer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Short stories from my writing class are due today. Apparently double-spacing is a foreign concept. 🙄
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Molly Lazer @mollylazer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I am currently feeling myself developing a bad cold in real time. It already sucks.
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Molly Lazer @mollylazer.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Just finished Witch Hat Atelier vol. 9. Well...that took an unexpected dark turn.
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Molly Lazer @mollylazer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I'm going to the first meeting of a new virtual book club tonight. This will be interesting for a few reasons:
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Molly Lazer @mollylazer.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Not getting to chuck these at my children during their B'nai Mitzvah is legitimately devastating.
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Molly Lazer @mollylazer.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Positive: the lumber for my set arrived! Negative: missed my lunch and am disgustingly sweaty from unloading $900 of lumber from a truck.
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Molly Lazer @mollylazer.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I just got an email saying that my insurance company may be dropping the medical system that literally all my doctors work through from in-network coverage. So... that's bad.
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 22/09/2026
Tyrannosaurus xkcd.com/3300/
Comic. [Person with long hair pointing to diagram with Tyrannosaurus Rex standing next to a person.] PERSON: We now believe the primary prey of Tyrannosaurus Rex was these humans who kept standing next to it for scale.
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Molly Lazer @mollylazer.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Was at a concert in the city last night, got home at 11:30, up before 5:00 for work. I will officially be a zombie today.
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Mariana Z @mariana057.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Do people not know how to cook umber?
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Molly Lazer @mollylazer.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I don't consider myself a gamer, and this is a computer game, not one from a video game system, but my personality is at least partially defined by the enormous amount of time I spent playing Return to Zork as a child.
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kenofseattle @kenofseattle.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.
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Molly Lazer @mollylazer.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Apparently we have an antique Erector set in the basement. The kids are currently sorting through which pieces to keep and which are too rusty, and I'm just worried everyone is going to get tetanus.
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Molly Lazer @mollylazer.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Just got the family tickets to see the national tour of my favorite new Broadway show when it comes to town. Woot.
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Molly Lazer @mollylazer.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Impressed, I think. Had a super cool job for a while, published the book 20 y/o me had just started writing, and ended up with the profession 20 y/o me had forgotten she always wanted while still maintaining an active life in the theatre world. I guess I'm doing okay.
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Molly Lazer @mollylazer.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I'm currently reading Rick Riordan's The Lost Hero to the ten-year-olds, and while reading tonight, I realized that they only knew the half of the Jason myth they'd seen over the summer in the Jason and the Argonauts movie. So I put a pause on the novel...
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Molly Lazer @mollylazer.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Small win before 7 a.m.: did my biologic injection, and my skin didn't immediately start bubbling this time. Small (?) loss before 7 a.m.: the only shoes I can wear now (because of my ankle problem) had ants swarming on top of them this morning. 😳
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Molly Lazer @mollylazer.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Doctor Who series 10, episode 7: "The Pyramid at the End of the World," or the episode during which I have to explain to the ten-year-olds what the Doomsday Clock is and that, yes, it is a real thing.
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Molly Lazer @mollylazer.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Well, this morning started off with my pouring my oatmeal package into my coffee. It's been a long week.
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Molly Lazer @mollylazer.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Teaching all day. Play rehearsal. Taking 10.2 to taekwondo. Back to School Night for 3 hours. This is the longest day.
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Molly Lazer @mollylazer.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I'm pretty sure my favorite pillow on my bed, which is probably about 25 years old, is finally disintegrating. Boo.
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Molly Lazer @mollylazer.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Baking Fail (see alt text in the image): I was baking cookies for our back to school night bake sale--chocolate cookies with peppermint and white chocolate chips. I brazenly ignored the part of the recipe that said to flatten the cookies and piled them up, assuming they would spread in the oven.
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Molly Lazer @mollylazer.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I have been awake since 2 a.m. because that's what happens when you're in your mid-40s. Currently waiting for the doctor in an exam room (routine visit) and trying not to fall asleep.
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Molly Lazer @mollylazer.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
My children watch Hundreds of Beavers like I used to watch Airplane! (meaning a lot). I can't wait until they're old enough for Airplane! so maybe they'll watch it like they're watching Hundreds of Beavers now.
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Ayo @darrylayo.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Transgender people deserve to have a nice life. That is the entirety of the argument. If you disagree, you’re saying that you do not believe in liberty or justice for all.
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Molly Lazer @mollylazer.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I made miso ramen with veggies and tofu (noodles stored separately for now) and have to wait for Spouse to get home to eat it. Boo.
A lot of miso soup with veggies including kale, mushrooms, onion, and edamame, and tofu.
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Molly Lazer @mollylazer.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I endorse every word of this post.
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Molly Lazer @mollylazer.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The kids and I just watched Masters of the Universe. It was big, fun, very dumb, and very funny. I loved it.
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Masters Of The Universe 2026
Alt: Masters Of The Universe 2026. Skeletor does a take to the camera.
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Molly Lazer @mollylazer.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The doctor finally got insurance to cover the weird new medication I'm supposed to try, except it has to come from a specific pharmacy. No problem... ...until I got the call today that the office sent the prescription to the wrong pharmacy and I need to spend Monday fixing their error. 🙄
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Molly Lazer @mollylazer.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
L'shanah tova to everyone who is celebrating tonight. The kids and I are celebrating the new year by making our own pizza, having apple cider and apples and honey, and watching Project Runway and Doctor Who together. (Synagogue tomorrow.)
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Molly Lazer @mollylazer.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Someone left donuts in the cafeteria, and since Rosh Hashanah starts tonight, and the tradition is to eat sweet, round things, I think I am religiously obligated to eat a donut. 😂
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Molly Lazer @mollylazer.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
No cheating. Share the last photo of the sky from your camera roll.
A cloudy sky over a beach. A seagull is midair.
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Molly Lazer @mollylazer.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I'm missing half the ingredients for the soup I wanted to make...so at this point, it's all improv. Whee!
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Molly Lazer @mollylazer.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
80 pages left to finish the last book in The Expanse series. Can I finish it tonight? Let's find out together.
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Molly Lazer @mollylazer.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Vegan cucumber bread with walnuts. Recipe adapted from Brooklyn Farm Girl blog. #baking
A piece of cucumber bread on a plate.
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Molly Lazer @mollylazer.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I took the kids with me to the comics shop, and they each brought their own money to spend. And, of course, since they took a long time to decide what they wanted, I ended buying myself more books than I had intended to.
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Molly Lazer @mollylazer.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
The 10-year-olds came to high school with me the last two days and did about 80 percent of the same work my students did. But between teaching (partly in un-air conditioned rooms), managing them, and running my first two days of after-school play rehearsal, I am SO. FLIPPING. TIRED.
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Molly Lazer @mollylazer.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Organizational meeting for the fifth grade musical today. I had previously said I would do tech stuff but didn't want to work directly with the kids. So of course I'm ending up directing the freaking thing.
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Brave Merida's Frustration
Alt: Brave Merida's Frustration
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Molly Lazer @mollylazer.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I made salsa verde again tonight and used a different kind of pepper this time (poblano instead of jalapeno). Roasted the pepper whole instead of cutting it up and taking out the seeds first. The salsa was SO much spicier than last time.
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Molly Lazer @mollylazer.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Today is my 18th first day of school as a high school teacher. Add to that my four years as a high school student, and as of this year, I have officially been in high school for half of my life. 😳
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Molly Lazer @mollylazer.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Introduce yourself with 10 acts you've seen live: Elton John Air Supply The Moody Blues Peter Yarrow & Noel Paul Stookey Roger Daltry Jason Mraz (9 times) Matchbox Twenty (4 times) Twenty One Pilots (3 times) Meat Loaf (3 times) Barry Manilow (5 times)
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Molly Lazer @mollylazer.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
My lunch for this week is very pretty.
Farro, tomatoes, yellow pepper, red onion, corn, edamame, and parsley in a bowl.
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