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Chronically fatigued and grumpy

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That's Real Butter @mollsmonos.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Forgive me for being old but I was confusing Brit Hume for Hugh Downs and maybe Brit should have just stayed in the 80s too
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That's Real Butter @mollsmonos.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I thought the kid was a large doll at first
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That's Real Butter @mollsmonos.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I want Sliwa to go to the shelter with the Mamdanis when they adopt their cat
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That's Real Butter @mollsmonos.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Hey, it's cuz he's a piece of shit and I have not forgotten all the people screaming about how we absolutely HAD to support him as a presidential candidate
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That's Real Butter @mollsmonos.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The third reason would be to weed out disabled people
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That's Real Butter @mollsmonos.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Need a study on why these women are literally salivating over the idea of killing a popular initiative that benefits so many families.
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That's Real Butter @mollsmonos.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Delightful!
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Circus Performers, by Walt Kuhn, 1978, 📸 via @marisakabas.bsky.social
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#1 Lifelong Houston Cougs Fan Brandi 😾 @itsthebrandi.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I think Lowly Worm is driving one of the lowest rated apples in crash tests
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gita “the formalist” jackson @xoxogossipgita.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Being online when the conversation turns to sexual assault is fucking hell for survivors. By the way.
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That's Real Butter @mollsmonos.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
On caturday we cover our noses with our tails and extend our peanut butter paw
Adorable sleeping tortie cat has nose covered with tail and has one arm extended
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Portland Mercury @portlandmercury.com · 25/09/2026
Portland horror author Keith Rosson is having a good week. On September 22nd, the same day his new novel Crone hit shelves, Deadline announced that Paramount has taken the first steps to turning his vampire novel Coffin Moon into a TV series.⁠
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Portland Vampire Novel Coffin Moon Will Be Adapted for a TV Series - Portland Mercury
Portland horror author Keith Rosson is having a good week. On September 22nd, the same day his new novel Crone hit shelves, Deadline announced that Paramount has taken the first steps to turning his v...
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That's Real Butter @mollsmonos.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This person would not survive 3 minutes in Ireland.
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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That's Real Butter @mollsmonos.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Ok so which one of these dipshits is responsible for my chronic migraine?
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Barred and Boujee aka Madiba Dennie @audrelawdamercy.blacksky.app · 21/09/2026
ngl I was stunned by this article's cite to a study showing that 5.4 million children & teens in the US have family caregiving responsibilities @jessicacalarco.com has done lotsa interesting work on how the US uses women in lieu of a social safety net but I had no idea how much labor falls on..kids
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That's Real Butter @mollsmonos.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I'm kind of amazed that in 2026 people are mad at the word "transplant" for people who move to NYC from other states. Did we forget how gentrification works? Do we not remember what happened to Williamsburg and Greenpoint? These people would have had an aneurysm at hearing "Bridge and Tunnel"
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That's Real Butter @mollsmonos.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Happy to live somewhere where my reps have spines about standing up for the rights of transgender people
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Doctors say that the measles outbreak in Pennsylvania is likely due to low rates of vaccination. A guy who snorts cocaine off toilet seats and drives around with dead bear cubs in his van says it’s caused by chemtrails. For busy Americans, it can be hard to know who to trust.
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That's Real Butter @mollsmonos.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Wait...I thought cancel culture was bad?
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That's Real Butter @mollsmonos.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Somebody's big mad his "meats and ferments" glow up is being overshadowed by an actual handsome person
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That's Real Butter @mollsmonos.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I, personally, love to see it. These people are cowards and they should hear it every time the appear in public
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That's Real Butter @mollsmonos.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Personally I choose not to watch rehashed, recycled drivel. But that's just me
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That's Real Butter @mollsmonos.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I think if Herzog said this to me, about me, I would simply cease to exist
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That's Real Butter @mollsmonos.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Jesus he lies like a toddler. Just grandiose batshit lies.
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That's Real Butter @mollsmonos.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Fuck yeah!
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That's Real Butter @mollsmonos.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I'm just now discovering that the Elizabeth Meriweather of Furious is also the Elizabeth Meriweather of New Girl????
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That's Real Butter @mollsmonos.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Me and my trans kid co-sign. Fuck you to the moon and back
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U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 01/09/2026
This pelican is a liar and a charlatan.
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That's Real Butter @mollsmonos.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Not Dolly and Karl Lagerfeld having the same communication preferences
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That's Real Butter @mollsmonos.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
We all know he has bad taste, he should just say that
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That's Real Butter @mollsmonos.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
What the absolute FUCK?
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That's Real Butter @mollsmonos.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
We lost such a rare and amazing person
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That's Real Butter @mollsmonos.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I stopped wearing my Visible band bc I couldn't afford the monthly fee for the tracking app but this makes me want to never use it again
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Bo Thompson @gaudipern.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
(1/3) With Dolly Parton's passing, I want to put good words on the wind for her. Feel free to quote reply with your own. Dolly became the single largest donor for the Moderna COVID vaccine because of a chance encounter and friendship with a Vanderbilt researcher Dr. Naji Abumrad years earlier. She
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Cats of Yore @catsofyore.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton was a supporter of Willa B. Farms, an animal rescue in Old Hickory, TN. I hope you will consider a donation in her memory. 💔 www.willabfarms.com/donate
Photo from the 1970s of the most radiant and wonderful Dolly Parton, smiling brilliantly and holding a tiny orange tabby kitten up to her cheek.
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Roger Cormier @themetsnewsletter.com · 25/08/2026
Tweet from 2022 by Marlow Stern:

drunk guy just yelled “i love you” to dolly parton and she said “i love you too but i told you to wait in the trunk”
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That's Real Butter @mollsmonos.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Finally, someone asking the important questions
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That's Real Butter @mollsmonos.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
She's in league with Mugatu
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Derek Zoolander and Child Labour
YouTube video by William McKeown
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Chuck Wendig @chuckwendig.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I’m increasingly convinced that Harp is one of the Satanic handlers of the Antichrist like in THE OMEN. We’re due an “ALL FOR YOU, DAMIEN” moment any day now.
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That's Real Butter @mollsmonos.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Excuse me, I would LOVE a station wagon. Who doesn't want a wayback?
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That's Real Butter @mollsmonos.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Omg I've been trying to put my finger on who this woman reminds me of and yes she is definitely the demon child of Unity Mitford and Edie Sedgwick
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lizardbreath 🦎🪦🎃 @spindlypete.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
if anybody wants to watch a cool old building downtown that was recently gutted by fire be blown up later today this random medi-spa next door is hosting a livestream lol stream.oml.clinic
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That's Real Butter @mollsmonos.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Third spaces for kids!!! I was just going thru my old ticket stubs and realizing just how much of my free time as a teenager was spent at music venues. So psyched the kids have a similar place here!!
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A Night at Portland’s Only All-Ages Music Venue
Led by a youth music nonprofit, The Off Beat is the new home of the city’s underage music scene.
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Comfortably Numb @numb.comfortab.ly · 16/08/2026
Distraught Kamala Harris with closed captions "This is Ripley, last surviving member of The Nostromo, signing off"
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That's Real Butter @mollsmonos.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
We're a step away from dance marathons
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That's Real Butter @mollsmonos.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I didn't go bc of fatigue but I absolutely love that they had several unsanctioned markets, parties and silent disco at the closing of Lloyd Center. This guy getting himself stuck in a claw machine and people taking mall plants and chairs is the cherry on top.
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That's Real Butter @mollsmonos.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Honestly I should have started using a cane and gotten a rollator sooner. They are SO HELPFUL!
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