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Chronically fatigued and grumpy

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That's Real Butter @mollsmonos.bsky.social · 23h
He was gold!
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Eva Holland @evaholland.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Anyone need a genuinely *nice* story for this Wednesday? "Takahashi thought the lost barrel might be adrift somewhere on the Bering Sea by now. Or, he imagined an 'Alaskan bear wearing my down jacket or like, playing my flute...'"
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B.C. man reunited with beloved flute, 5 years after it floated away down a Yukon river | CBC News
Jun Takahashi was stunned when he saw the online post: someone in the Yukon bush had found a canoe barrel full of his mildew-y camping gear, and his long-lost flute.
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That's Real Butter @mollsmonos.bsky.social · 23h
To be fair, it absolutely ruins what little cred they had. They act like gigantic babies the entire time
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That's Real Butter @mollsmonos.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
We have hit the point of mar a lago face where the women who have it look worse than Jocelyn Wildenstein
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Taniel @taniel.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
El-Sayed’s response to Kennedy:
El-Sayed: “That’s rich coming from someone who wears his bed sheets out at night.”
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
i've identified the Dockers store where Michael Tracy bought and then subsequently returned these pants after wearing them. i will be pursuing criminal prosecution.
Michael Tracey in a light blue sport coat and tan chinos.A close up of the chinos show the sizing sticker is still on the pants.
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Nicole Chung @nicolechung.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
"In Olmstead v. L.C., which stands for Lois Curtis, the majority held that the 1990 Americans with Disabilities Act guarantees that people with disabilities have a right to live outside the walls of asylums, state hospitals and nursing homes. More than two decades later, that right is under threat."
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The federal government is backing away from a decades-old disability rights promise
Lois Curtis and Elaine Wilson won a victory that gave people with disabilities the freedom to choose where they live. That legacy is now under threat.
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I converted to Catholicism six weeks before running for office. Here’s what the pope gets wrong about live-streamed executions.
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That's Real Butter @mollsmonos.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Fucking finally
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emily blight 🐦‍⬛ @threnody.northsky.social · 08/10/2026
if your response to being called a slur by the president of the US is “actually, i think those bitches are hybrid beasts & i wouldn’t give them medical care to help them despite scientific consensus & my hippocratic oath” i hope an eel gets into your asshole and shits in your lousy heart.
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That's Real Butter @mollsmonos.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Forgive me for being old but I was confusing Brit Hume for Hugh Downs and maybe Brit should have just stayed in the 80s too
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That's Real Butter @mollsmonos.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I thought the kid was a large doll at first
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That's Real Butter @mollsmonos.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Look if I can go in the beehive I might be down
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That's Real Butter @mollsmonos.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I want Sliwa to go to the shelter with the Mamdanis when they adopt their cat
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That's Real Butter @mollsmonos.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Hey, it's cuz he's a piece of shit and I have not forgotten all the people screaming about how we absolutely HAD to support him as a presidential candidate
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That's Real Butter @mollsmonos.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The third reason would be to weed out disabled people
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That's Real Butter @mollsmonos.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Need a study on why these women are literally salivating over the idea of killing a popular initiative that benefits so many families.
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That's Real Butter @mollsmonos.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
So. Overstimulating.
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That's Real Butter @mollsmonos.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Delightful!
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Circus Performers, by Walt Kuhn, 1978, 📸 via @marisakabas.bsky.social
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#1 Lifelong Houston Cougs Fan Brandi 😾 @itsthebrandi.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I think Lowly Worm is driving one of the lowest rated apples in crash tests
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That's Real Butter @mollsmonos.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It's so comically stupid and tone deaf you just have to laugh!
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That's Real Butter @mollsmonos.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Man, shut up
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gita “the formalist” jackson @xoxogossipgita.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Being online when the conversation turns to sexual assault is fucking hell for survivors. By the way.
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That's Real Butter @mollsmonos.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
On caturday we cover our noses with our tails and extend our peanut butter paw
Adorable sleeping tortie cat has nose covered with tail and has one arm extended
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Portland Mercury @portlandmercury.com · 25/09/2026
Portland horror author Keith Rosson is having a good week. On September 22nd, the same day his new novel Crone hit shelves, Deadline announced that Paramount has taken the first steps to turning his vampire novel Coffin Moon into a TV series.⁠
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Portland Vampire Novel Coffin Moon Will Be Adapted for a TV Series - Portland Mercury
Portland horror author Keith Rosson is having a good week. On September 22nd, the same day his new novel Crone hit shelves, Deadline announced that Paramount has taken the first steps to turning his v...
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That's Real Butter @mollsmonos.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This person would not survive 3 minutes in Ireland.
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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That's Real Butter @mollsmonos.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Ok so which one of these dipshits is responsible for my chronic migraine?
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That's Real Butter @mollsmonos.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
If you were alive and living in NY in the early to mid 2000s you'd know this take is pure bullshit, as is saying that talking about transplants is contributing to gentrification.
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Barred and Boujee aka Madiba Dennie @audrelawdamercy.blacksky.app · 21/09/2026
ngl I was stunned by this article's cite to a study showing that 5.4 million children & teens in the US have family caregiving responsibilities @jessicacalarco.com has done lotsa interesting work on how the US uses women in lieu of a social safety net but I had no idea how much labor falls on..kids
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That's Real Butter @mollsmonos.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Like what are we even doing???
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That's Real Butter @mollsmonos.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I'm kind of amazed that in 2026 people are mad at the word "transplant" for people who move to NYC from other states. Did we forget how gentrification works? Do we not remember what happened to Williamsburg and Greenpoint? These people would have had an aneurysm at hearing "Bridge and Tunnel"
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That's Real Butter @mollsmonos.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Acab includes Halloween cops
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That's Real Butter @mollsmonos.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Happy to live somewhere where my reps have spines about standing up for the rights of transgender people
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Doctors say that the measles outbreak in Pennsylvania is likely due to low rates of vaccination. A guy who snorts cocaine off toilet seats and drives around with dead bear cubs in his van says it’s caused by chemtrails. For busy Americans, it can be hard to know who to trust.
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That's Real Butter @mollsmonos.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Wait...I thought cancel culture was bad?
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That's Real Butter @mollsmonos.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Somebody's big mad his "meats and ferments" glow up is being overshadowed by an actual handsome person
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That's Real Butter @mollsmonos.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Is that an armpit orca?
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That's Real Butter @mollsmonos.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
There's old tattoos and faded tattoos and tattoos you yourself would never get but can admire the artistry of ...but there are also terrible, God awful, jesus christ what were you on when you decided to do this tattoos. Sheeran's fall into the latter category.
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That's Real Butter @mollsmonos.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I, personally, love to see it. These people are cowards and they should hear it every time the appear in public
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That's Real Butter @mollsmonos.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The Chain in The Americans too
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That's Real Butter @mollsmonos.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Personally I choose not to watch rehashed, recycled drivel. But that's just me
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That's Real Butter @mollsmonos.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I think if Herzog said this to me, about me, I would simply cease to exist
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That's Real Butter @mollsmonos.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Jesus he lies like a toddler. Just grandiose batshit lies.
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That's Real Butter @mollsmonos.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Fuck yeah!
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That's Real Butter @mollsmonos.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
I'm just now discovering that the Elizabeth Meriweather of Furious is also the Elizabeth Meriweather of New Girl????
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That's Real Butter @mollsmonos.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Me and my trans kid co-sign. Fuck you to the moon and back
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U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 01/09/2026
This pelican is a liar and a charlatan.
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