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Moley𝕋𝕙𝕖𝕄𝕠𝕝𝕖

@moleymole.bsky.social
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An outdoorsy photoshoppy mole- likes National Trust scones & Dartmoor. Craving the return of Authentic Integrity, not AI (the Internet was more reliable *before* AI). Unconventional use of #AltText as a default, just to annoy purists. Can’t DM.

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Moley𝕋𝕙𝕖𝕄𝕠𝕝𝕖 @moleymole.bsky.social · 3h
#Totp
Dollar’s engagement ring filler on TOTP -
“Awkward”
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Moley𝕋𝕙𝕖𝕄𝕠𝕝𝕖 @moleymole.bsky.social · 6h
[checks notes] hang on a minute…
Beatles Anthology by the Beatles -  
Book, DVD box set, and a plushy Yellow Submarine for good measure.
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Moley𝕋𝕙𝕖𝕄𝕠𝕝𝕖 @moleymole.bsky.social · 9h
“Hinton Ampner spotted in the wild” says Trusty, “oh - and remember to use your AGM vote before the end of the month!” @nationaltrust.org.uk
Plushy hedgehog mascot in the walled garden at Hinton Ampner with gate and church beyond.
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Moley𝕋𝕙𝕖𝕄𝕠𝕝𝕖 @moleymole.bsky.social · 12h
I can only think of The Inbetweeners
Inbetweeners - Will sat in a red chair leaning forward mouth open shouting “you bumder!” at Neil’s dad.
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Moley𝕋𝕙𝕖𝕄𝕠𝕝𝕖 @moleymole.bsky.social · 22h
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Moley𝕋𝕙𝕖𝕄𝕠𝕝𝕖 @moleymole.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Today’s splendid finds, unearthed in the second hand bookshop at NT Killerton. These acquisitions are now in the care of our Ancient Library. [All proceeds go to the local @nationaltrust.org.uk site]
Two second hand books 
PREHISTORIC BRITAIN by Timothy Darvill
ANCIENT BRITAIN by James Dyer
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Moley𝕋𝕙𝕖𝕄𝕠𝕝𝕖 @moleymole.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
NT Killerton - walled garden tap pouring out [checks notes] dried grass… @nationaltrust.org.uk
Pair of old taps on a weathered wooden backplate fixed to an antique weathered red brick wall (part of a former walled garden) side lit in bright afternoon autumn sunshine.
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Moley𝕋𝕙𝕖𝕄𝕠𝕝𝕖 @moleymole.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
100% natural ingredients - what could possibly go wrong…?
Two identical tubs of animal food pellets - marked 
SALMON FEED *contains chicken 
CHICKEN FEED *contains salmon
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Moley𝕋𝕙𝕖𝕄𝕠𝕝𝕖 @moleymole.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Kulvinder Ghir ‘going for an English’ sketch from Goodness Gracious Me, sat at a restaurant table grinning at the prospect of ordering the most outlandish dish:- 
“What’s the blandest thing on the menu?”
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Moley𝕋𝕙𝕖𝕄𝕠𝕝𝕖 @moleymole.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Kids TV horror challenge
In the night garden - iggle piggle and oopsadaisy are chased by giant inflatable hoohas through a misty murky wood.
 “In the nightmare fuel”
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Moley𝕋𝕙𝕖𝕄𝕠𝕝𝕖 @moleymole.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Terrifying! 😱
Hector's House
OF HORROR. 

Sinister glove puppet dog and cat
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Moley𝕋𝕙𝕖𝕄𝕠𝕝𝕖 @moleymole.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Level unlocked again this year #WolfFleece #GooseyFair
A rail of fleece hoodies in a market stall with a prominent blue with grey wolf design.
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Moley𝕋𝕙𝕖𝕄𝕠𝕝𝕖 @moleymole.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
This year’s ‘must have’ fad. #GooseyFair
Butter Squishy on a stall.
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Moley𝕋𝕙𝕖𝕄𝕠𝕝𝕖 @moleymole.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
#GooseyFair
Cat lucky dip orange dustbin 
Kids lucky dip orange dustbin
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Moley𝕋𝕙𝕖𝕄𝕠𝕝𝕖 @moleymole.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
#GooseyFair
Goosey Fair throng along Plymouth Road with big wheel in distanceGoosey fair -stalls along Plymouth Road TavistockGoosey Fair throng along Plymouth Road Tavistock
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Moley𝕋𝕙𝕖𝕄𝕠𝕝𝕖 @moleymole.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
#GooseyFair signs - particularly liked the “Hot” chips (as opposed to cold) and “jewellary lucky dip”
Signs on stalls - “HOT” chips, random clips in baskets on a hardware stall, ‘Ladies lucky dip” and “Jewellary lucky dip”, and “sorry - cash only” handwritten signs.
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Moley𝕋𝕙𝕖𝕄𝕠𝕝𝕖 @moleymole.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Something for every Plymouth Oasis fan #GooseyFair
Oasis style b/w bucket hat on a stall “twat”
Oasis style b/w tee shirt “JANNER”
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Moley𝕋𝕙𝕖𝕄𝕠𝕝𝕖 @moleymole.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Brittany enters the chat. In Breton.
Black and white striped Breton flag of Brittany, France
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Moley𝕋𝕙𝕖𝕄𝕠𝕝𝕖 @moleymole.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
🎵“This town…”🎵
The Specials - ‘Ghost Town’ -with TOTP logo
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Moley𝕋𝕙𝕖𝕄𝕠𝕝𝕖 @moleymole.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Ghost Woolworths 621, Tavistock
Brook Street, Tavistock - a demolished double gap in street frontage, with hoarding, where Woolworths used to be.
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Moley𝕋𝕙𝕖𝕄𝕠𝕝𝕖 @moleymole.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
🎵“We was getting nowhere…”🎵
Bernard Cribbins -‘Right Said Fred’ workman puppet from the orig b/w video. Cartoonish and egg shaped man with boots string vest braces and a flat cap, arms with big hands outstretched [in exasperation]
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Moley𝕋𝕙𝕖𝕄𝕠𝕝𝕖 @moleymole.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Raising shields - a timely block.
A few moments laterSpock’s Vulcan death grip on the noisy bus punk in Star Trek IV
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Moley𝕋𝕙𝕖𝕄𝕠𝕝𝕖 @moleymole.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Coincidental, but it seems to me like that iconic design might be assembled from this set…
The Gilbert U-238 Atomic Energy Laboratory 1950s toy
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Moley𝕋𝕙𝕖𝕄𝕠𝕝𝕖 @moleymole.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
#JessesTips
Jesse's Tips: Fast Show
A scruffy gormless looking man with unkempt hair, fingerless gloves and half height wellingtons standing outside a semi derelict farm shed made from an old railway wagon.
“THIS WEEK I ‘AVE BEEN MOSTLY CLOUT FARMING”
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Moley𝕋𝕙𝕖𝕄𝕠𝕝𝕖 @moleymole.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
‘The Norway model’ was a particular favourite of proto-Reform UKIP in 2016
Screenshot of Twitter : false promise of ‘Norway’ option tweeted by UKIP account, tagging Farage, dated 26 April 2016

“Wouldn't it be dreadful if we were like
Norway? Can you imagine being rich, free, and able to catch your own fish”
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Moley𝕋𝕙𝕖𝕄𝕠𝕝𝕖 @moleymole.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Within you, without you, Liverpool - super! 🐑🍌
View across the Mersey from near the Albert Docks - mud on the foreshore and vertical dressed stone curved edge at an entrance to the docks.museum of Liverpool  - modern building overhanging a very long ramp with glass sides The Lion -aka Titfield Thunderbolt - early era locomotive with a wooden barrel like boiler and a tall thin chimney with a copper top. The Liver building with Edward VII monument  (nearby Beatles statues just out of shot)
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Moley𝕋𝕙𝕖𝕄𝕠𝕝𝕖 @moleymole.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Even closer, but not perfect - that band underneath though.
Modern needle packet with vintage lost at sea fragment superimposed. Some correlation with a wide flat strip on the packaging.
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Moley𝕋𝕙𝕖𝕄𝕠𝕝𝕖 @moleymole.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
A blessed portrayal
Grampy Rabbit’s Boatyard -
Grampy Rabbit is at the bow of his patched up boat, Grandpa  Pig & Grandpa Dog are at the helm as Mummy, Peppa and George look on.
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Moley𝕋𝕙𝕖𝕄𝕠𝕝𝕖 @moleymole.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
NINETY! @pitchblacksteed.bsky.social
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Moley𝕋𝕙𝕖𝕄𝕠𝕝𝕖 @moleymole.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
How about sewing machine accessory packaging? Needles come in plastic boxes.
Speculative lettering reconstruction 

YOUR BE[RNINA]
NEED[LE]
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Moley𝕋𝕙𝕖𝕄𝕠𝕝𝕖 @moleymole.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Those instructions in full:-
IKEA instruction mock up from EH isometric drawing of Richborough triumphal arch model - including pictogram of the wrong way up x
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Moley𝕋𝕙𝕖𝕄𝕠𝕝𝕖 @moleymole.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I think @theduncanmackay.bsky.social has a lot to answer for…
Playmobil Legionaries in Testudo formation standing by a cardboard box with a flat pack Ikea Roman triumphal arch RVTVPIAE label.
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Moley𝕋𝕙𝕖𝕄𝕠𝕝𝕖 @moleymole.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Brecon Cathedral #AdoorableThursday
A interior church door set halfway up a grey stone wall
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Moley𝕋𝕙𝕖𝕄𝕠𝕝𝕖 @moleymole.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
“Welcome aboard - time for us to ransack their data centres, just like they’ve pillaged our intellectual copyright!” cries a Very Incensed Muldvarp.
Plushy mole with faux fur and faux horned Viking  helmet in front of a Drakkar Longship
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Moley𝕋𝕙𝕖𝕄𝕠𝕝𝕖 @moleymole.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
“IT’S ENOUGH TO DRIVE YOU BERSERK!” cries Muldvarp Moleswråth, very much against AI fakery. “At least this faux horned helmet is a real faux horned helmet” he adds.
Plushy mole with faux Viking [horned*] helmet and a novelty plastic axe by a fjord with a longship moored behind.
[*yes, of course they didn’t really have any horns]
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Moley𝕋𝕙𝕖𝕄𝕠𝕝𝕖 @moleymole.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Moley the archaeologist you say, @kentarchsoc.bsky.social?
Plushy mole in a hi viz vest holding a trowel
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Moley𝕋𝕙𝕖𝕄𝕠𝕝𝕖 @moleymole.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
One for @britishspiders.bsky.social I presume?
Webby nest on the side of a garden bag - slightly cream coloured web with very fine silky strands and some much thicker strands more like off white eyelash size. Size of a limpet.
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Moley𝕋𝕙𝕖𝕄𝕠𝕝𝕖 @moleymole.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
“I was nowhere near the student dormitory at the time” says Sir Nortibear, “but we may need to check the whereabouts of Harry Price and his stonemason’s chisel”
Smartly dressed bear with a splendid moustache and pipe looking at a glass display case containing the moustachioed stone head of uncertain provenance.
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Moley𝕋𝕙𝕖𝕄𝕠𝕝𝕖 @moleymole.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
“Hold the bun - just the miss steak please”
NOTHING BURGER
with Keminaissance dressing
(Empty burger bun with nothing but air between)
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Moley𝕋𝕙𝕖𝕄𝕠𝕝𝕖 @moleymole.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Scotland’s version of Iron Dome in Nyder’s fridge:-
Nyder looking in a near empty fridge apart from a single can of Irn Bru
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Moley𝕋𝕙𝕖𝕄𝕠𝕝𝕖 @moleymole.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I was going to say “… by Microsoft” for pushing it, but the image credit is shown as iStock/Getty Images who should know better as they claim to be AI free (but a heavily tampered photo is OK?!)
Screenshot with iStock Getty Images source reference“Amazing imagery, always Al free
Getty Images doesn't allow any Al-generated visuals in our library”
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Moley𝕋𝕙𝕖𝕄𝕠𝕝𝕖 @moleymole.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I went to compare it to other stock photos and you can see the original signs and missing lettering from the buildings.
Similar street view angle but with people and signage intactSimilar angle street view, unedited and more populated, with signage lettering intact.
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Moley𝕋𝕙𝕖𝕄𝕠𝕝𝕖 @moleymole.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Unnerved by today’s Windows desktop wallpaper screen offering - it looked uncanny, yet says it’s a real photo of Tallinn, Estonia. No people in an early morning street is one thing, but just look at all the shop signs - evey single one is *blank* as if any trace of human life has been erased…
Stock photo of empty Tallinn old town street, perhaps taken early in the morning. The image is superficially picturesque but somehow eerie - you soon notice every shop sign is stripped of any lettering. It’s all blank, as if all human activity has been erased.
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Moley𝕋𝕙𝕖𝕄𝕠𝕝𝕖 @moleymole.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Another masterpiece from the PNG Courier - resonates on many fronts, but the devaluation of words and Christian kindness by the ‘nonce bonnet’ brigade is surgically eviscerated with the usual wit by @mrhenrymorris.substack.com
‘Nonce Bonnet’ black balaclava on a dirty pub table next to an out of date gammon joint reduced to 30p with a cocktail flag of St George sticking out of it. (photoshopped cut & paste from stock images & web adverts)
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Moley𝕋𝕙𝕖𝕄𝕠𝕝𝕖 @moleymole.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Pilot episide for Muppet #Blackadder… @pitchblacksteed.bsky.social
Gonzo in Elizabethan ruff and period costume sat in a high backed ‘Tudor’ wooden chair . Rizzo stands in as Baldrick in the foreground. Title “Blackadder II”
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Moley𝕋𝕙𝕖𝕄𝕠𝕝𝕖 @moleymole.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
BIG - counting bricks approx 3.75m tall
Screenshot of Google video of Manchester uni campus showing large Mosaic in situ - nearly the height of 2 doors.
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Moley𝕋𝕙𝕖𝕄𝕠𝕝𝕖 @moleymole.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Having squandered the local European alliance and surrendered much to the ideology of the ‘global’ far right, I did wonder when and where the Old Tory Grandees might have to start forming their squares against an increasingly obtuse and malevolent USA.
Waterloo (1815) reenactment - British Army square formation from a Torygraph photo.
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Moley𝕋𝕙𝕖𝕄𝕠𝕝𝕖 @moleymole.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
#MosaicMonday In a change from the scheduled momument of Roman mosaics, we now present instead Hans Tisdall – ‘The Alchemist’s Elements’ at Manchester University (1967) [restored and relocated in 2022].
Two brightly coloured large panel wall mosaics one in four square blue, orange and brown and a smaller panel in veritical yellow brown and blue strips. Full sun but partly shaded by a nearby tree. Own photo.A large four square mosaic wall panel in orange, brown, buff stone and green. Subtle patterns hint at possible forms like folds, lines and circles, but abstract and almost indiscernible. Own photo.
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Moley𝕋𝕙𝕖𝕄𝕠𝕝𝕖 @moleymole.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Presumably related to the Crowing Crested Cobra of East African mythology. Or maybe just a goose in a hat.
Donald Duck in trademark sailor outfit and Gus Goose wearing a small red hat
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Moley𝕋𝕙𝕖𝕄𝕠𝕝𝕖 @moleymole.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
“Kemi got it [the intended meaning] wrong” has become a rule in its own right. (Ironic that she’d be the first to self-declare “Kemi rules, OK?”)
Kemi Badenoch pointing a gun at a British army firearms instructor (original archive press photo with added captions) 

Instructor: "First rule of safety - never point the gun directly at anyone"

KB: “So I'm not supposed to do...
[swings gun around]
...THIS.”
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