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Modor Helm

@modorhelm.bsky.social
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Wulfie's Mum. Enjoyer of tinctures and potions. My moggie Tiddles may find you tasty.

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Modor Helm @modorhelm.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
Oh lovely! I can sleep in my own bed tonight. G'Night sweet Squigg and thank you!
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Modor Helm @modorhelm.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
Thank you, love. What color scheme would you like for the tapestry?
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Modor Helm @modorhelm.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
Wulfie locked me in the Tower again. Tiddles has been on his own. You may be down a few housecarls. If anyone sees him and survives, do please let me know. I am stitching tapestries to pass the time. Would you like one for the election?
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Modor Helm @modorhelm.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
Hello, love
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Modor Helm @modorhelm.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
Armored battle cats
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Modor Helm @modorhelm.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
Please pardon my absence. I have been organising a hobby army.
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Modor Helm @modorhelm.bsky.social · 26/01/2025
Didums, would you ask Cook to prepare a light snack? I'm a bit peckish before bedtime.
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Modor Helm @modorhelm.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
I think they removed the floor and use rushes and wood chips now. It makes it easier to rate up the trash and body fluids. To keep the place tidy.
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Modor Helm @modorhelm.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
The orange is a nice idea. Maybe there will be less scurvy this year.
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Modor Helm @modorhelm.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
Later, love.
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Modor Helm @modorhelm.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
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a group of people are standing next to each other in a painting with the word hard on the bottom .
Alt: a possibly medieval drawing of a group of people. the animation makes them dance awkwardly and flashes "frolic" and "hard"
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Modor Helm @modorhelm.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
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a woman is sitting at a table eating a chicken nugget .
Alt: Blonde woman with ponytail making "I am watching you" gesture: pointing with her left hand at her eyes and then pointing at the camera. She has a brown hooded jacket and is eating what appears to be a biscuit held in her right hand.
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Modor Helm @modorhelm.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
It's a picture of Tiddles as a tiny kitten. Before he developed a taste for housecarls.
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Modor Helm @modorhelm.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
Shouldn't Wulferhampton have an anthem?
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Modor Helm @modorhelm.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
Tiddles approves of this post.
A likely medieval illustration of a lion. It has its tongue out and has an oddly human face.
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Modor Helm @modorhelm.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
I'm so sorry.
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Modor Helm @modorhelm.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Happy New Year, dear
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Modor Helm @modorhelm.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Happy New Year, dear Squigg
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Modor Helm @modorhelm.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
😂😂😂
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Modor Helm @modorhelm.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
Your entrance theme is perfect, dear Squigg
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Modor Helm @modorhelm.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
Lovely battle attire, dear Squigg.
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Modor Helm @modorhelm.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
😂😂😂
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Modor Helm @modorhelm.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
Tiddles is available, but that decision belongs to @psychicsquirrel.bsky.social
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Modor Helm @modorhelm.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
The squirrel and I are just friends, dear heart. Though, if he runs a few housecarls through with a sword, I will reconsider my position.
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Modor Helm @modorhelm.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
Well, they fight anyway. And I like the idea of a mail-clad squirrel carrying my banner.
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Modor Helm @modorhelm.bsky.social · 30/12/2024
Oooh. Excellent. A lovely contest with prezzies and, since this is Wülferhampton, combat.
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Woozle & Taffy @woozle-taffy.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
The air bites shrewdly; it is very cold. Hamlet [I, 4] #ShakespeareSunday #DogsOfBluesky
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Mead Hall Wench @meadhallwench.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
Glorious view across the valley from The Mead Hall this morning
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Modor Helm @modorhelm.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
How lovely to see you, faithful Apothecary!
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Modor Helm @modorhelm.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
Good night, dear. So nice to see you.
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Modor Helm @modorhelm.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
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two women wearing sunglasses are drinking from giant glasses .
Alt: two women wearing sunglasses are drinking from giant glasses .
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Modor Helm @modorhelm.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
oh dear. they could do with the exercise then.
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Modor Helm @modorhelm.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
They all smell lovely, dear Wench. I think all three and I hope you will join me.
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Modor Helm @modorhelm.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
He is out hunting housecarls at the moment. I hope they have kept in shape.
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Modor Helm @modorhelm.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
How thoughtful. You know how clumsy I can be.
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Modor Helm @modorhelm.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
that would be lovely, Dear Squigg
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Modor Helm @modorhelm.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
I haven't seen our Apothecary. I would enjoy some new tinctures and potions. Tiddles is with me. He promises to continue not eating you.
A very strange drawing of a lion.
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Modor Helm @modorhelm.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
🥰
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Modor Helm @modorhelm.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
Such a charming Squirrel!
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Modor Helm @modorhelm.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
Hello Dearest
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Modor Helm @modorhelm.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
@wulfhelm.bsky.social Wulfie dear. Just arrived. The gentlemen you sent to escort me here took me to Constantinople instead. Have a word please when they sober up.
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