alexlessis @moar2ax.bsky.social · 8hunlike Andrew Tate and those...eels, horses, and kids apparently deep sigh 000
alexlessis @moar2ax.bsky.social · 10hi been shaving my head since i was 25...man it's ok just cut it off you'll feel so much better 010
alexlessis @moar2ax.bsky.social · 06/10/2026must be able to inject butter into the blowhole i stg 051
alexlessis @moar2ax.bsky.social · 06/10/2026don't have to get weird and sweaty when they stay weird and sweaty 170
alexlessis @moar2ax.bsky.social · 05/10/2026was just thinkin about how I'm only alive bc my maternal gmas 1st husband died in an air force training plane crash (then married my gpa) and also bc my parents were seated next to each other on a random flight which is how they first met. the odds of me existing are near incalculable. 000
alexlessis @moar2ax.bsky.social · 05/10/2026i know it's a comedy horror movie but young Alex did not grasp the comedy parts yet 000
alexlessis @moar2ax.bsky.social · 03/10/2026can't wait to be able to drop some spaghetti in the ocean and have it al dente in a few minutes, why do you hate convenience 1110
alexlessis @moar2ax.bsky.social · 03/10/2026static.klipy.comMan with Flamethrower: Kill It With Fire!Alt: Man with Flamethrower 080
alexlessis @moar2ax.bsky.social · 02/10/2026static.klipy.comGeorge Bluth Sr. - No Touching!Alt: George Bluth Sr. - No Touching! 0200
alexlessis @moar2ax.bsky.social · 02/10/2026dog every commercial is for gambling, AI, a cell phone, or a trash network tv show. fucking grim 130
alexlessis @moar2ax.bsky.social · 01/10/20261. D Trump 2. E Musk 3. P Thiel 4. S Miller 5. P Hegseth 6. L Leo 7. M McConnell 8. R Vought 9. J Kushner 10. Doge Bros (they're indistinguishable) 020
alexlessis @moar2ax.bsky.social · 30/09/2026static.klipy.comSeinfeld: Frank Costanza's "Stick A Fork In Me"Alt: Kramer sun tanning with the help of his bronzer, sticks of butter. 020
alexlessis @moar2ax.bsky.social · 30/09/2026all glory to the Federal Socialist Republic of Massachusetts 000
alexlessis @moar2ax.bsky.social · 30/09/2026still 'AI', still Twitter, still the Gulf of Mexico, still Lake Ontario... 000
Reposted by alexlessisBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Going to work now feels like doing homework after the teacher quit and told the class that education is fake. Everyone just coasting on inertia and hoping there's still a point to all this 414557701
alexlessis @moar2ax.bsky.social · 28/09/2026hmm i do love a good mango...but mixing regular ice cream and sorbet? that feels like a sin 010
alexlessis @moar2ax.bsky.social · 28/09/2026holy shit did my calculator really have 80085 all along?? 000
alexlessis @moar2ax.bsky.social · 27/09/2026"everybody hates the camera...but what if the camera moved down a foot?" 010
alexlessis @moar2ax.bsky.social · 27/09/2026can still see that wipeout slider and big ol diamond earring 000
alexlessis @moar2ax.bsky.social · 25/09/2026AFAIK the topic started organically, and wapo picked it up after the fact...even more embarrassing 110
alexlessis @moar2ax.bsky.social · 25/09/2026damn we never really had journalism in this country but this is fucking pathetic 000
alexlessis @moar2ax.bsky.social · 25/09/2026shouldn't have to return them, they should be seized while he's behind bars 051
alexlessis @moar2ax.bsky.social · 25/09/2026depends on earlier caffeine intake...first coffee of the day? id be up till 3am 2nd-3rd coffee? id still be asleep by 10 010
alexlessis @moar2ax.bsky.social · 24/09/2026like - it's so easy to imagine a world where Americans reject this crap and laugh at the Chinese people for embracing it. "Of course they love it, they're a bunch of brainwashed commies ready to take marching orders from dear leader!" but it's so often the wealthy conservatives pushing this crap 000
