alexlessis @moar2ax.bsky.social · 05/10/2026i know it's a comedy horror movie but young Alex did not grasp the comedy parts yet 000
alexlessis @moar2ax.bsky.social · 30/09/2026all glory to the Federal Socialist Republic of Massachusetts 000
alexlessis @moar2ax.bsky.social · 09/09/2026no doubt one of the all timers hoping there's enough food-themed names for a Noodles feature in the future 010
alexlessis @moar2ax.bsky.social · 01/09/2026that indeed does sound good as hell, we need more ginger in drink treats. i did stumble upon this V8 Energy drink variety of Pear & Ginger... it's delicious 000
alexlessis @moar2ax.bsky.social · 06/08/2026And when the AI slop came for our Skyline Chili tshirts I DID SPEAK OUT BC DAMNIT TO HELL 110
alexlessis @moar2ax.bsky.social · 27/07/2026totally NTP but I guess my brain is goo bc all I can see on that 6 pack design is this Mooninite lmao but it's a beer flipping me off ofc 020
alexlessis @moar2ax.bsky.social · 18/07/2026no wonder it's giving everybody the shits we let the dang AI slop machine create the recipe 030
alexlessis @moar2ax.bsky.social · 08/07/2026..."genitally underprivileged people are an oppressive class" spitting fire today, horse 131
alexlessis @moar2ax.bsky.social · 06/07/2026guess i set the duration too short the first AND SECOND TIME smh. A mistake i won't make a third. 010
alexlessis @moar2ax.bsky.social · 04/07/2026yeah enjoy that sun man it'll cool off when you get to your destination (lmao) 020
alexlessis @moar2ax.bsky.social · 21/06/2026was simply struck by the softness of her skin that was able to be depicted 020
![Cartoon of a skeleton Santa giving a child a sword [sparkler].
Woman: "You can't give that to her, it's not safe!"
Skeleton Santa: "It's a sword [sparkler], they're not meant to be safe."
Man: "She's a child!"
Santa: "It's educational"
Man: What if she cuts [burns] herself?"
Santa: "That will be an important lesson."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:3vfxclmdgvmsktw277p652gp/bafkreifdcld6uxdmz4ufayqzzvagbv6xxo677xsdwc5huvsyykp5mezhsu)
