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Maize n Brew Dave

@mnbdave.bsky.social
1.4K followers 248 following 7.4K posts

Husband, father, skier, lawyer, hockey player, bourbon nerd, Star Wars fan, former Senate staffer and lobbyist, college football junkie, founder and retired editor of Maize n Brew. I have opinions and make dad jokes.

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Maize n Brew Dave @mnbdave.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Texas digging deep for this loss.
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Maize n Brew Dave @mnbdave.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Me watching the last 5 minutes of this game.
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Maize n Brew Dave @mnbdave.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
As a distraction from whatever unholy slop this football game is. Here’s a bunch of overpaid people with golf clubs.
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Maize n Brew Dave @mnbdave.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Mario Kart-ass looking trophy.
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Maize n Brew Dave @mnbdave.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Me arriving in Austin, bitches.
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Maize n Brew Dave @mnbdave.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I am off to Austin for the first time in over three decades for my brother’s bachelor party. If any of the commentariat are around let me know and I’ll pour you some of the bourbon I’m brining.
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Maize n Brew Dave @mnbdave.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Goldens are wonderful, incredibly stupid, dogs. I love my giant idiot.
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Maize n Brew Dave @mnbdave.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Maize n Brew Dave @mnbdave.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
There is only one choice
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Maize n Brew Dave @mnbdave.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Bourbon on ice. Perfect night. Lights on. Feet pix for you pervs. Football is really back.
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Maize n Brew Dave @mnbdave.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Oh my god
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Maize n Brew Dave @mnbdave.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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Maize n Brew Dave @mnbdave.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
This is so much worse. I would drink Malort for breakfast lunch and dinner rather than drink this shit again.
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Maize n Brew Dave @mnbdave.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
HOLEEEEEEEEY SHIT DREW MESTEMAKER
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Maize n Brew Dave @mnbdave.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I will take 10-2 Michigan happily.
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Maize n Brew Dave @mnbdave.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Michigan looks mid. But my seats are amazing.
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Maize n Brew Dave @mnbdave.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Hang it in the Louvre.
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Maize n Brew Dave @mnbdave.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The fuck defense is this?
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Maize n Brew Dave @mnbdave.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Confirmed: Garth is a Star Wars nerd.
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Maize n Brew Dave @mnbdave.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Seats for Garth don’t suck.
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Maize n Brew Dave @mnbdave.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I had this tonight. It’s very bad, very young whiskey, that’s smoked in sheep dung that’s set of fire. Somehow not the worst thing I experienced tonight.
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Maize n Brew Dave @mnbdave.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Um. What now?
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Maize n Brew Dave @mnbdave.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
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Maize n Brew Dave @mnbdave.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Advertise your account with a Simpsons gif
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Maize n Brew Dave @mnbdave.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Post something random or you’ll have an awful September
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Maize n Brew Dave @mnbdave.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Is it week one? It is week one. We are home y’all.
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Maize n Brew Dave @mnbdave.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Paging @edsbs.bsky.social
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Maize n Brew Dave @mnbdave.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Nope. Still this guy outside.
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Maize n Brew Dave @mnbdave.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
The 5 Simpsons lines I’ve uttered most off the top of my head: Not with THAT attitude! Going bowling, not back, avenge death. Way ahead of you Marge. I’ve practiced law in front of every judge in this state, often as an attorney. I am the SMART. S-M-R-T.
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Maize n Brew Dave @mnbdave.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Apparently there is beer in hell. #sixflags
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Maize n Brew Dave @mnbdave.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
My brain has been jello from work the last several weeks. To combat this I have restarted Jedi Fallen Order. I forgot what a compelling story and wonderful video game this is. As an added bonus it takes so long to complete that when I’m done it’ll be college football season.
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Maize n Brew Dave @mnbdave.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
What's your favorite Bible verse. Wrong answers only.
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Maize n Brew Dave @mnbdave.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Name a tv show you can't quit binging/comfort binge.
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Maize n Brew Dave @mnbdave.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Wasn’t that big a deal in 1959
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Maize n Brew Dave @mnbdave.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Eclipses and sports, tho rare, are amazing.
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Maize n Brew Dave @mnbdave.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
I have done as requested.
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Maize n Brew Dave @mnbdave.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
I aspire to have this much swag
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Maize n Brew Dave @mnbdave.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Film you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, Marvel, Disney, or Ghibli.
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Maize n Brew Dave @mnbdave.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
I bought myself something. And this something is magnificent.
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Maize n Brew Dave @mnbdave.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
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Maize n Brew Dave @mnbdave.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I IZ GOLDEN.
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Maize n Brew Dave @mnbdave.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Timeline cleanse. This is Eleanor Rigby. She likes snacks and pets.
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Maize n Brew Dave @mnbdave.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
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Maize n Brew Dave @mnbdave.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Birfday. Oblig.
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Maize n Brew Dave @mnbdave.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Did a bidness
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Maize n Brew Dave @mnbdave.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
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Maize n Brew Dave @mnbdave.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Never forget
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Maize n Brew Dave @mnbdave.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Notre Dame is just owning this with their whole heart. @hollyanderson.bsky.social
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Maize n Brew Dave @mnbdave.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
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Maize n Brew Dave @mnbdave.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
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