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Maize n Brew Dave

@mnbdave.bsky.social
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Husband, father, skier, lawyer, hockey player, bourbon nerd, Star Wars fan, former Senate staffer and lobbyist, college football junkie, founder and retired editor of Maize n Brew. I have opinions and make dad jokes.

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Maize n Brew Dave @mnbdave.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Apparently this is Atlanta.
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Circus Performers, by Walt Kuhn, 1978, 📸 via @marisakabas.bsky.social
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Maize n Brew Dave @mnbdave.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
These are the most “what are sprots?” people imaginable. This is also why college sports are important. Maybe then you’d know the difference between the Iowa Hawkeyes and the Atlanta Hawks and maybe still have a job denying people health insurance you fucking loathsome dweebs.
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Mo Ryan @moryan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
we need chicago pope to step in and say "you will follow the rules or you will get a visit from [pulls down sunglasses] the Batican"
Pope Leo with a black baseball bat. Do not mess with Chicago Pope!
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Maize n Brew Dave @mnbdave.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
That’s Connor Stallions.
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Maize n Brew Dave @mnbdave.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
No. We elected him twice to be President.
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Maize n Brew Dave @mnbdave.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Michigan absolutely deserved to lose that game with all the opportunities they let slip away.
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Maize n Brew Dave @mnbdave.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Damn Bryce. I was not familiar with your game. Respect.
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Maize n Brew Dave @mnbdave.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Every year Iowa sacrifices 27 people to Löthar, the demonic God of Pünting. No one has ever challenged this, and thus Ferentz smiles and scribbles “punt” on the playbook in gratitude.
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Maize n Brew Dave @mnbdave.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Moore just missed that. Dammit.
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Maize n Brew Dave @mnbdave.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Michigan is killing itself with mistakes
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Maize n Brew Dave @mnbdave.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
As a distraction from whatever unholy slop this football game is. Here’s a bunch of overpaid people with golf clubs.
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Maize n Brew Dave @mnbdave.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Mario Kart-ass looking trophy.
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Maize n Brew Dave @mnbdave.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Props to Northwestern. That was a banger. Didn’t turn out the way they wanted, but a banger nonetheless.
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Maize n Brew Dave @mnbdave.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Oh my Cats.
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Maize n Brew Dave @mnbdave.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
7-15 Hoosiers over Cats Lies. This is Michigan Iowa except with passing.
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Maize n Brew Dave @mnbdave.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Cignetti looking in the interview like grandpa trying to understand why you recommended “The Wall” for tonight’s movie 15 minutes in.
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Maize n Brew Dave @mnbdave.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
If that’d been an INT it would’ve been such a perfect ending to that Northwestern series.
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Maize n Brew Dave @mnbdave.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Oh my god the FULL Adien Chiles experience is on display
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Maize n Brew Dave @mnbdave.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Love that the Lake Cats are running the option against Indiana.
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Maize n Brew Dave @mnbdave.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The Lake Cats standing tall and mean and dirty against the Hoosiers so far.
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Maize n Brew Dave @mnbdave.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
OH MY GOD
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Maize n Brew Dave @mnbdave.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
WHY MUST YOU FAIL ME SO OFTEN
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Maize n Brew Dave @mnbdave.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This should never, ever be legal. Ban PACs and Super PACs.
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Maize n Brew Dave @mnbdave.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I said yesterday that any Democrat caught like this would be out on their ass within 5 minutes of publication. Collins will go nowhere. That’s in part because no major new outlet is picking this up. WaPo, nothing. NYT, zip. CNN, nada. The major press refuses to hold R’s accountable for anything.
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Maize n Brew Dave @mnbdave.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This would end every democratic candidate but somehow this will only make Collins stronger.
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Maize n Brew Dave @mnbdave.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
THAT IS A LEGENDARY DOINK! GO CATS
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Maize n Brew Dave @mnbdave.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Thank you Michigan for waking up. That was seriously annoying.
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Maize n Brew Dave @mnbdave.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Michigan. What the hell? I just want. Weekend I don’t have to think about you.
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Maize n Brew Dave @mnbdave.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Remember the most important thing in college football right now is a five word sentence. PAY THEM THEIR GODDAMN MONEY
channel-6.ghost.io
BROKE [ARCHIVE]
Pay them their goddamn money.
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Maize n Brew Dave @mnbdave.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Bourbontariat: Is Still Austin worth the visit while I’m down here?
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Maize n Brew Dave @mnbdave.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Me arriving in Austin, bitches.
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Maize n Brew Dave @mnbdave.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I am off to Austin for the first time in over three decades for my brother’s bachelor party. If any of the commentariat are around let me know and I’ll pour you some of the bourbon I’m brining.
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Maize n Brew Dave @mnbdave.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Goldens are wonderful, incredibly stupid, dogs. I love my giant idiot.
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Maize n Brew Dave @mnbdave.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
This is a Hypnotoad egg.
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ALT: Hypnotoad
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Maize n Brew Dave @mnbdave.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Six more weeks of winter.
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Maize n Brew Dave @mnbdave.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Polls don’t mean shit. Votes do. People say things and then DO the opposite. I don’t believe any of this is relevant until the votes are counted. American elected this guy twice and gave him a majority in both houses.
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Maize n Brew Dave @mnbdave.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Occasionally the Fullcast is serious. That’s what makes this so powerful. If you’re a dude, I implore you to listen to their discussion of Arch Manning and Holly Rowe. What happened is not, and never was, funny. This is a male culture problem. We need to change so this stops.
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Maize n Brew Dave @mnbdave.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Maize n Brew Dave @mnbdave.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
If you even look at this in real life you get pregnant.
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Maize n Brew Dave @mnbdave.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Good afternoon Bluesky. I have been tied up with work. What are we mad about this afternoon?
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Maize n Brew Dave @mnbdave.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
“So you disqualified the animal?” Absolutely killed me. I can’t stop laughing. I don’t care if this is actually real. Reality passed satire for absurdity long ago.
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Maize n Brew Dave @mnbdave.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I’m pretty sure this is a felony.
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Maize n Brew Dave @mnbdave.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Yes that was me lip syncing Brittney’s “Stronger” in the gym. What of it? That song rules.
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Maize n Brew Dave @mnbdave.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Clemson may be absolute butt.
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Maize n Brew Dave @mnbdave.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Hey. Did you know that Michigan beat #11 Oklahoma for the first time and didn’t turn the ball over once? Yeah. It happened.
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Maize n Brew Dave @mnbdave.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Bourbon on ice. Perfect night. Lights on. Feet pix for you pervs. Football is really back.
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Maize n Brew Dave @mnbdave.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Sayin’s got a hell of an arm
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Maize n Brew Dave @mnbdave.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
You can have Arch. I would consider trading one of my kids to have three years of Jeremiah Smith.
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Maize n Brew Dave @mnbdave.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
LaTech please make this the funniest CFB weekend ever.
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