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Mark Bibberty 🎧🎹

@mlkelly01.bsky.social
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“Waterboarding at Guantanamo Bay sounds awesome if you don’t know what either of those things are.” on.soundcloud.com/KHsdesUUXQQ0LS07wH

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Mark Bibberty 🎧🎹 @mlkelly01.bsky.social · 15h
Making fun of peoples’ appearance for things they cannot control = 🙅‍♂️ Making fun of peoples’ appearance because they got elective surgery that fucked up their face and now they look like a weird demon gremlin = 🤗
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AmeriKraut @inchargeofthegirls.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
y'all... 🤭😭
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Mark Bibberty 🎧🎹 @mlkelly01.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Today a a great day to pay me.
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
it’s just great marketing
3 panel comic

Panel 1:
Red Guy in t-shirt is sitting at a desk being interviewed. He says “AI is going to kill us all”

Panel 2:
Interviewer looking directly into camera, says “Well, we’ve heard from the anti-Ai guy. Now let’s hear from the CEO of AI

Panel 3:
Wide shot revealing the second interviewee looking slightly confused. He says “I’m the Anti-AI guy”
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Mark Bibberty 🎧🎹 @mlkelly01.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Why does four tet look like that? Like his eyes are scary idk
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Mark Bibberty 🎧🎹 @mlkelly01.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Calvin Harris playing 18 cities but three are in Texas and no other shows anywhere near the SE. Cool.
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Mark Bibberty 🎧🎹 @mlkelly01.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Finally got around to watching Backrooms and just gotta say, what the fuck was that?
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Mark Bibberty 🎧🎹 @mlkelly01.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
When someone asks you to do something at work, just don’t. Follow me for more life tips.
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
#SpookyMonth64
RuneScape ghost and goblin
The text
"She s
Ghostin you, but she goblin me"
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Mark Bibberty 🎧🎹 @mlkelly01.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I slept well, went for a long run this morning, took my meds, and I’m STILL anxious. I hate this!
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Mark Bibberty 🎧🎹 @mlkelly01.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Awesome shot. I want this framed.
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Mark Bibberty 🎧🎹 @mlkelly01.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Kids are so much smarter than people give them credit for.
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Mark Bibberty 🎧🎹 @mlkelly01.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I wanna have a beer or 10 with Cam Skattebo so bad. I just need to get under the hood with that guy for like an hour and see what makes him tick.
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Mark Bibberty 🎧🎹 @mlkelly01.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
My wraith is finally at that really nice level of beat in where it flips up and carries and man I was smooshing some drives yesterday. Probably 30-40 feet past my normal. It was tite
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Mark Bibberty 🎧🎹 @mlkelly01.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Therapy today got me in my feels open.spotify.com/track/4QOi1Z...
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Could Have Been So Good
Rules, Bandit · Could Have Been So Good · Song · 2025
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Mark Bibberty 🎧🎹 @mlkelly01.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The guy pulled it out of a backpack and was holding it in his lap with very little trigger discipline and I was standing directly across from him in the firing line. I took a dramatic step to the side when I realized and he kind of figured out what happened and pointed it down. I paid and left asap
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Mark Bibberty 🎧🎹 @mlkelly01.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
And to be clear, I definitely wasn’t buying drugs. People who know me know I’m not about that life.
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Mark Bibberty 🎧🎹 @mlkelly01.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It was “accidental” but they were discussing how they were going to shoot someone if they showed up again so…
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Mark Bibberty 🎧🎹 @mlkelly01.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It was cold out!
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Mark Bibberty 🎧🎹 @mlkelly01.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Not even kidding I one time had a gun pointed at me buying not drugs.
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Mark Bibberty 🎧🎹 @mlkelly01.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I hate all of the discourse about everything. Everyone be quiet.
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Mark Bibberty 🎧🎹 @mlkelly01.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I’d trust a sea bass with my life just not my wallet if ya know what I’m sayin
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Mark Bibberty 🎧🎹 @mlkelly01.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I’m so pumped about this yall. They told me last year they didn’t think they were going to be able to do it again. A dark basement, Costumes, fog machine, decks and a speaker. It’s gonna be so fun.
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Mark Bibberty 🎧🎹 @mlkelly01.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Just got word we’re running it back for the Halloween party this year which means ya boi gets to DJ another house party lfg
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: two heavyset fellas sit around an unusual, scrawny humanoid alien at a diner counter. One of the guys pushes a little basket of bread in front of the alien and says, “this here is corn bread.” Panel 2: the alien takes a small bite of the golden corn bread. The alien says, “con… bred.” Panel 3: the alien begins to hover, emitting an otherworldly light and causing gravity to shift around its immediate vicinity. A frightened waitress behind the bar shouts, “what’s happening?!”
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Mark Bibberty 🎧🎹 @mlkelly01.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
If I see Todd it’s on sight fr fr 🔫
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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Gemini: Stop wasting precious time and energy hating yourself. Let others do it for you.
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Mark Bibberty 🎧🎹 @mlkelly01.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Ooo La La
RSquared · Ooo La La · Song · 2026
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: Genghis khan is sitting in a throne room. His advisor enters with a fruity drink in hand. The advisor proclaims, “Genghis Khan! I bring a gift from a faraway land!” Panel 2: he continues, “a ‘strawberry margarita.’” Genghis takes a delicate yet generous sip. Panel 3: Genghis and his advisor exchange smiles. Genghis says, “yeeooo that’s fire”
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Mark Bibberty 🎧🎹 @mlkelly01.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Sounds fake
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Mark Bibberty 🎧🎹 @mlkelly01.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
“I’m in love with the ADL; Now my whole tour’s gone to hell”
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Mark Bibberty 🎧🎹 @mlkelly01.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Respectfully, your honor, get a life.
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Mark Bibberty 🎧🎹 @mlkelly01.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
More spores for me bro
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Mark Bibberty 🎧🎹 @mlkelly01.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I still don’t know what the numbers mean tbh
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Mark Bibberty 🎧🎹 @mlkelly01.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Pumpin no, crackin yes. Got it.
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Mark Bibberty 🎧🎹 @mlkelly01.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Whose paying attention anyway 🙃
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Mark Bibberty 🎧🎹 @mlkelly01.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Me too! (I made it myself)
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Mark Bibberty 🎧🎹 @mlkelly01.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Flock kitchens
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Mark Bibberty 🎧🎹 @mlkelly01.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Refund.
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Mark Bibberty 🎧🎹 @mlkelly01.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
What if I left work early and went home to DJ in my garage 😳
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Mark Bibberty 🎧🎹 @mlkelly01.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Beauty is in the eye of the bee holder.
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Mark Bibberty 🎧🎹 @mlkelly01.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Lord, I’ve seen what you have done for others.
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Mark Bibberty 🎧🎹 @mlkelly01.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Idk if this means I’m not an ally but I don’t want my TL flooded with femboys and furries. That’s just not my freak. Sorry if that makes me MAGA or whatever.
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Mark Bibberty 🎧🎹 @mlkelly01.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Honored to have made the list
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Mark Bibberty 🎧🎹 @mlkelly01.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Might fuck around and leave work early idk idk
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Mark Bibberty 🎧🎹 @mlkelly01.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Oh he’s rolling in his grave?! You mean he was BURIED ALIVE?! you fkin freak
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Mark Bibberty 🎧🎹 @mlkelly01.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Let it cool first
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Mark Bibberty 🎧🎹 @mlkelly01.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Deep dish pizzas.
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Mark Bibberty 🎧🎹 @mlkelly01.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I want people made by GAMES
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Mark Bibberty 🎧🎹 @mlkelly01.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Yea I saw it over there 👉
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