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Mallory

@mlaw91.bsky.social
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Mallory @mlaw91.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
My dad met my absolutely amazing PT at Art on the Avenue and immediately asked her to her amusement what the difference between a PT and a chiropractor is and I will never stop being delighted by his absolute brilliance in so many things and cluelessness in so many others lol lol lol I love him.
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Mallory @mlaw91.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
What will we do without that beautiful historic 1970s office building
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Mallory @mlaw91.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
How is Hypergoat not absolutely running away with this. Everything else is trash water compared to them.
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Mallory @mlaw91.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Because they keep letting businesses that are okay with dog murder sponsor things.
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Mallory @mlaw91.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
COVID/flu at the same time?
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Mallory @mlaw91.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The comments on this instagram post are… uh a little scary.
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Mallory @mlaw91.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Hosted by a great person for a great cause, which is why I’m like why are we out here telling distasteful jokes like it’s 1950. Didn’t hear one joke like that from the men at the women for Alyia event I worked…
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Mallory @mlaw91.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Yes to be clear the name of the event was Chicks and Cocktails for COPS hosted by a lovely person for a good cause, my issue is with the chief thinking it’s funny/lighthearted whatevs to say it’s dangerous to be the only man in a room with 60 women.
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Mallory @mlaw91.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
That was the name of the event which, to each their own and no issue with the host at all, my issue is more the response of “thanks for hosting Cathy lemme tell a really distasteful joke!”
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Mallory @mlaw91.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Nah nah it was a rhetorical question. If it was a lighthearted comment… I need more self awareness from people good grief what is this 1950?
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Mallory @mlaw91.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
🫠😬
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Mallory @mlaw91.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Posting a screenshot since a lot of people can’t see it… can someone ask the chief why it’s funny to be one man in a room of all women because I don’t get the joke…?
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LateNighter @latenightercom.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The Late Show has won the Emmy for Outstanding Variety Series, giving Colbert’s now-ended CBS late-night show one more major victory on its way out the door.
dlvr.it
Colbert’s Late Show Wins Outstanding Variety Series Emmy
The Late Show has won the Emmy for Outstanding Variety Series, giving Colbert’s now-ended CBS late-night show one more major victory on its way out the door.
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Mallory @mlaw91.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
When am I getting my Chicago style feral cat program to chase out the rats. WHEN!?
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Mallory @mlaw91.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I’m going to start responding with “thank you, taken” to absolutely everything moving forward.
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Mallory @mlaw91.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Skip everything and go straight to the mayor’s questioning then go back and watch the rest. Absolute cinema.
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Mallory @mlaw91.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
BARN. CATS. @alexandriaanimals.bsky.social
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Mallory @mlaw91.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
MY SISTAH
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Mallory @mlaw91.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
THAT’S MAH GURL
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Mallory @mlaw91.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Oh shit I did make one?!?!? I need a real one though @kaylahornbrook.bsky.social bat signal!!!!!!
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Mallory @mlaw91.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Wild Meme Reaction
ALT: Wild Meme Reaction
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Mallory @mlaw91.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Where’s my you just got Alyia’d graphic?!?!?!?!? OML
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Mallory @mlaw91.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
None of the APD bubble cameras I regularly walk by are on there. I know ALPRs are the hawt topic but I wanna know what those bubble cams are doing too.
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Mallory @mlaw91.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
💯 but girl I still want to know WHAT THAT CAMERA AT THE WATERFRONT IS it’s not on the deflock website and it’s a bubble camera WHAT IT BE
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Mallory @mlaw91.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
He just listed two examples of major crimes that were solved using technology: what technology was used and when were they solved? What are the details? You can’t just SAY THAT with no details. Wut.
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Mallory @mlaw91.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
like... wtf kind of camera is that bubble camera down at Waterfront Park?!?!
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Mallory @mlaw91.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
wait is this an update on JUST ALPRs?! WHAT ABOUT THE BAJILLION CAMERAS THROUGHOUT THE CITY THAT JUST RANDOMLY POPPED UP?!
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Mallory @mlaw91.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I think people are under informed on role split 500% you are seeing in real time the mayor ask questions and the response be ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ which is just.. like… wut.
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Mallory @mlaw91.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
City manager is ultimately responsible for hiring decisions, whoever is in that role and the deputy roles controls who runs our departments and makes sure what our elected officials are preaching is followed within the departments. It is a VERY important role.
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Mallory @mlaw91.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I desperately need more people to realize this. It’s not just PD, there’s a reason why these questions are going to the CM and deputy CM too. People really need to start to realize council isn’t who you should really only be pissed at, we are a city manager led form of government.
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Mallory @mlaw91.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
My parents are out too this is comical 😂
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Mallory @mlaw91.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Y’all I have football team colored clothes in honor of my uncle I need to iron I am about to throw hands with you @dominionenergy.bsky.social
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Mallory @mlaw91.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Literally walked into my house from setting up my uncle’s funeral to no power lmao thanks Dominion
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Mallory @mlaw91.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
If they do not get a good response from PD and the city manager, my eyes continue to be on them and I hope others will too. That’s my opinion here. The mayor cannot micromanage every. single. department in this style of government. If that’s what people want give her the city manager’s salary lol
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Mallory @mlaw91.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Your policy should make it easy to answer questions like these. You put irresponsible tech in place that is finally adding “guardrails” to your bad investment and you… aren’t responding to questions about it? Not good, not good at all. But we are a city manager led gov, CM needs to step up here.
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Mallory @mlaw91.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Audit trail at the very freaking least.
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Mallory @mlaw91.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Disclaimer: this is a personal account, while I am a knowledgeable person in a decent number of areas, I speak for myself and myself only. APD needs to answer all 7 questions you sent over.
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Mallory @mlaw91.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Joe Biden Says Whoa
ALT: Joe Biden Says Whoa
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Mallory @mlaw91.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
“…am I missing the point?”
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Mallory @mlaw91.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Took my nephew to see the Hunger Games last night since it’s back in theaters this weekend. His commentary while Katniss and Peeta are being told to embrace their imminent death on the train: the food looks so good tho
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Mallory @mlaw91.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
If y’all expect more of your city departments, take it up with the city manager who keeps hiring these people, dunno what else to tell you.
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Mallory @mlaw91.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
This is the correct take and is exactly her point. She cannot micromanage each department, they need to do their damn jobs and step up and be held responsible when they miss the mark, which they did here. PD needs to step up here.
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Mallory @mlaw91.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
My Uncle Bill was one of my favorite humans. Maybe my favorite. Full offense to everyone else. I will miss him so much. Love you more, forever.
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Mallory @mlaw91.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Literally got mine went wtf why is this so high oh dumbass you got a new car then threw it down because we’ve gotten the sticker separately the last few years. Didn’t even think about it.
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Mallory @mlaw91.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I got mine and was not at all confused because it’s been separate the last few years… I’m so confused about why other people were so confused.
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Mallory @mlaw91.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
…I needed this. Mad thanks to this guy.
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Mallory @mlaw91.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Um you saw an AP Bio lesson from the absolute 🐐
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Mallory @mlaw91.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Oh hell yeah the absolute best coffee in town is expanding lfg
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Mallory @mlaw91.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
You do you King don’t let the haters win
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Mallory @mlaw91.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Absolutely wild watching your middle school principal take over the entire show, she had her son while she was my principal and look at him he is a full grown human! Congratulations, IMHO I think steady and familiar leadership is needed right now. Give her a chance.
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