Kayla Hornbrook @kaylahornbrook.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Today was one of those days where every single member of my family had a PLOT TWIST at a pace of about every 90 minutes and all I can think about is this ancient meme: youtu.be/-1gwwEuz61o?...youtu.be5 sec FUCK !!YouTube video by Dragoson21 040
Kayla Hornbrook @kaylahornbrook.bsky.social · 29/09/2026alxwhere #11 · 2,046/3,000 🟥🟩🟩 1. 46 pts · 2.53 mi off 2. 1000 pts · 20 ft off 3. 1000 pts · 13 ft off alxwhere.com We’ll allow italxwhere.comalxwhereHow well do you know Alexandria, VA? Three spots a day, 1000 points each. 040
Kayla Hornbrook @kaylahornbrook.bsky.social · 28/09/2026alxwhere #10 · 3,000/3,000 🟩🟩🟩 1. 1000 pts · 33 ft off 2. 1000 pts · 16 ft off 3. 1000 pts · 0 ft off alxwhere.com Well this was genuinely exciting 1160
Kayla Hornbrook @kaylahornbrook.bsky.social · 26/09/2026So my daughter has declared there need to be APARTMENTS ALL OVER THE CITY but also ROADS SO WE CAN DRIVE EVERYWHERE and also SIX LIBRARIES FOR A TOWN OF 1,500 PEOPLE. 3160
Reposted by Kayla HornbrookMark Thompson @sonofathomp.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Opening this app every morning… 1554945
Kayla Hornbrook @kaylahornbrook.bsky.social · 25/09/2026alxwhere #7 · 1,972/3,000 🟩🟩🟥 1. 964 pts · 322 ft off 2. 914 pts · 551 ft off 3. 94 pts · 1.94 mi off alxwhere.com On #3 my brain went “cannon!” and never looked back.alxwhere.comalxwhereHow well do you know Alexandria, VA? Three spots a day, 1000 points each. 030
Kayla Hornbrook @kaylahornbrook.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I got my fall vaccines yesterday - y'all this one wrecked me overnight. 10/10 for protection, 0/10 for the night sweats. 3100
Kayla Hornbrook @kaylahornbrook.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I know nobody was waiting on tenterhooks for this update but I got five more of these notifications today. 3110
Kayla Hornbrook @kaylahornbrook.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Yesterday's school messaging migraine: "TODAY IS SEPTEMBER 16th" (it wasn't) "Registration for this closes on September 17th" (I already registered?) "Which means YOU HAVE 24 HOURS LEFT" (omg all caps why) "to complete the survey" (at the time you sent the message I had 60 hours) 5100
Kayla Hornbrook @kaylahornbrook.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Cons: at the Washington Spirit game, my son decided to start his career in mixology by pouring random combinations of gatorades for everybody in our row, and my lap was the mixing table. Pro: anytime people started screaming at a bad call, so did he and he seemed very angry about that. 0120
Kayla Hornbrook @kaylahornbrook.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Sometimes I think that everybody has pretty much agreed that AI flyers are garbage and then somebody tells me “oh you gotta do it! They’re so quick and polished.” 390
Kayla Hornbrook @kaylahornbrook.bsky.social · 01/09/2026If I can tempt you, eating at Los Tios tonight and telling them it’s for Tucker elementary as you order gets 20% of the meal sent back to the school. And you can have a margarita. 1140
Kayla Hornbrook @kaylahornbrook.bsky.social · 31/08/2026Because of my daughter entering K, I’ve had to do several things: Start waking up earlier Bed earlier Going to the gym (childcare support) Starting my workday at 7:30/8 And I’m *furious* because darn it it’s making me *healthier* ughhhh they were right 2200
Kayla Hornbrook @kaylahornbrook.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Okay so in addition the the never ending onslaught of The News, my four year old knocked out her front tooth and my two year old is home “sick”. Then add Dolly and Tim Curry? Hang it up, friends, weeks over, nothing else is happening. 070
Kayla Hornbrook @kaylahornbrook.bsky.social · 25/08/2026A few years ago when I was really in it with a toxic job, “9 to 5” happened to come on the radio and I wept in the car (I was pregnant, okay?) and it became my power anthem to leave. As a person with family that hails from Appalachian TN, I let Dolly inspire my way through that season of life. 2170
Kayla Hornbrook @kaylahornbrook.bsky.social · 25/08/2026I feel like this would be of interest to some of my Alexandria people, in case you didn't scroll down to the 16th item in the ACPS express email (after 7 personnel announcements) that was sent at the same time as all your Nutrition, Bus, and Teacher notifications: www.acps.k12.va.us/about-us/exp...acps.k12.va.usHelp Shape the Future: Join the ACPS Technology Advisory GroupACPS is seeking families, caregivers and staff to join its Educational Technology Advisory Group and help shape the responsible and effective use of technology to support instruction across the school... 040
Kayla Hornbrook @kaylahornbrook.bsky.social · 23/08/2026It somehow took 14 days of elementary school but my daughter now knows 6-7. 2150
Kayla Hornbrook @kaylahornbrook.bsky.social · 19/08/2026If you know how important reliable and accurate information is for families and you don’t sustainably change your behavior, then this tells me that you simply don’t care *that* much? 490
Kayla Hornbrook @kaylahornbrook.bsky.social · 14/08/2026See I missed a turn somewhere in my life where making this ad was my responsibility, it’s so good 090
Reposted by Kayla HornbrookThe Onion @theonion.com · 14/08/2026No One Translated To Foreign Players Why They Currently In Cornfield 253092433
Kayla Hornbrook @kaylahornbrook.bsky.social · 13/08/2026I’m sorry, Taqueria Picoso, I didn’t know your vegetarian game 390
Kayla Hornbrook @kaylahornbrook.bsky.social · 12/08/2026My FIL *just happened* to be in Spain for work today. He didn’t clock that he’d be there for the eclipse until about 8 hours ago. He just sent us a bunch of pictures with the rolling Spanish countryside behind him slowly getting darker. But I am currently playing Pokopia so there’s that. 2120
Kayla Hornbrook @kaylahornbrook.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Your last saved meme is now your moral philosophy. 🤷♀️ 181
Kayla Hornbrook @kaylahornbrook.bsky.social · 07/08/2026I taught a webinar about this yesterday. Behance is calling 2026 the era of anti-polish, because in a world of AI art calculated imperfection shows care. Or, as Kyle said it, the small restaurant with pixelated food images in a menu clearly made in Word probably cares more about their food. 1171
Reposted by Kayla HornbrookKyle Reardon @kylereardon.bsky.social · 04/08/2026Friends - I only have a year and a half left to make it on Alexandria’s “40 Under 40”. What’s my accomplishment, you ask? “Man About Town,” of course. Or maybe “Local Dude”. 4131
Kayla Hornbrook @kaylahornbrook.bsky.social · 31/07/2026My kid's bus was almost 30 minutes late this morning. A fellow parent said "and the bus app hasn't been working all week." ...there's a BUS TRACKER APP? 370
Kayla Hornbrook @kaylahornbrook.bsky.social · 28/07/2026If you are a local shop who needs flyers fast and you don’t want your customers to be mad about AI slop, you should hire me. I love Alexandria and want its businesses to thrive and want cool places to go visit. I also chug water while doing it but that’s more of a health goal thing. 27416
Kayla Hornbrook @kaylahornbrook.bsky.social · 22/07/2026the email I just got from school nutrition services is going to give me an aneurysm 160
Kayla Hornbrook @kaylahornbrook.bsky.social · 09/07/2026I have spent the week in some of the most beautiful parts of the Rockies. And. I cannot wait a single second more to get back to the people of the East Coast. 3140
Reposted by Kayla HornbrookKyle Reardon @kylereardon.bsky.social · 04/07/2026Of all the places to finally meet @mikesager.net in person, who could have predicted it would be in Casa Bonita in Lakewood, Colorado? 2382
Kayla Hornbrook @kaylahornbrook.bsky.social · 26/06/2026My hometown library had a really cool cafe in the entry/lobby area. I spent hours there as a teen - I’d get books for studying, pop over to the cafe and get a smoothie or latte, and work for hours. My retired dad probably spent even more time there. Just…a thought I’m trying to manifest here. 3150
Reposted by Kayla HornbrookThe Onion @theonion.com · 26/06/2026“This game glamorizes life in Florida to such an outrageous extent that it’s easy to see how young minds could be fooled into thinking that relocating to the Sunshine State wouldn’t be the worst decision they ever made,” said activist Marcie Escobedo theonion.comCritics Warn ‘GTA VI’ Could Inspire Impressionable Teens To Live In FloridaWASHINGTON—In an effort to alert parents to the potentially dangerous consequences of playing the highly anticipated game, critics warned Thursday that Grand Theft Auto VI could inspire impressionable... 302446599
Kayla Hornbrook @kaylahornbrook.bsky.social · 25/06/2026static.klipy.comTakin' Notes from Drunk HistoryAlt: A gif that says “Takin' Notes” 070
Kayla Hornbrook @kaylahornbrook.bsky.social · 19/06/2026For your consideration, my fellow niche meme-lords: www.raygunsite.com/collections/...raygunsite.comAmerican Flag BlueThe 2026 color of the year: American Flag Blue. A mix of water, algae, flaking pool liner, over-priced construction, graft, ineptitude, confidence, and laziness. Designed and Printed by Union Labor at... 1217
Kayla Hornbrook @kaylahornbrook.bsky.social · 13/06/2026Shockingly good visual summary of the type of people @kylereardon.bsky.social and I are 2270
Kayla Hornbrook @kaylahornbrook.bsky.social · 10/06/2026I’m gonna go hit the midwestern dad pose on the porch real quick. 1160
Kayla Hornbrook @kaylahornbrook.bsky.social · 09/06/2026It will never not blow my mind that Salesforce is considered a serious product. 4120
Kayla Hornbrook @kaylahornbrook.bsky.social · 08/06/2026ACPS don’t start a communications crisis challenge level: impossible 180
Kayla Hornbrook @kaylahornbrook.bsky.social · 07/06/2026Excuse the privacy-based close crop, but omg DASH bus 🥰🫶 1170
Kayla Hornbrook @kaylahornbrook.bsky.social · 05/06/2026ALX Hive: my 19 year old brother is going to be living with us thru at least the fall and we’re looking for work for him. He’s currently working in a rec center and anything in parks or gyms would probably be a great fit. Bonus for metro/bus accessible. Anybody got a good idea here? 500
Reposted by Kayla Hornbrookbread and roses (and hoping) @weirdlilctydweller.bsky.social · 05/06/2026Give Ryan money pls 0102
Reposted by Kayla HornbrookJen Rice @jenrice.bsky.social · 04/06/2026I am obsessed with this finalist in this year's Michigan “I voted” sticker design contest 63134222536
Reposted by Kayla HornbrookDemon Dan Monster @danielmosier.bsky.social · 04/06/2026Players to their DM at the end of every D&D campaign: 133
Kayla Hornbrook @kaylahornbrook.bsky.social · 02/06/2026I cackled loud enough to scare the people next to me in call your mother when I saw that Pulte news. 130
