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Mallory @mlaw91.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Posting a screenshot since a lot of people can’t see it… can someone ask the chief why it’s funny to be one man in a room of all women because I don’t get the joke…?
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LateNighter @latenightercom.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The Late Show has won the Emmy for Outstanding Variety Series, giving Colbert’s now-ended CBS late-night show one more major victory on its way out the door.
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Colbert’s Late Show Wins Outstanding Variety Series Emmy
The Late Show has won the Emmy for Outstanding Variety Series, giving Colbert’s now-ended CBS late-night show one more major victory on its way out the door.
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Mallory @mlaw91.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
THAT’S MAH GURL
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Mallory @mlaw91.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Where’s my you just got Alyia’d graphic?!?!?!?!? OML
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Mallory @mlaw91.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
wait is this an update on JUST ALPRs?! WHAT ABOUT THE BAJILLION CAMERAS THROUGHOUT THE CITY THAT JUST RANDOMLY POPPED UP?!
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Mallory @mlaw91.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Y’all I have football team colored clothes in honor of my uncle I need to iron I am about to throw hands with you @dominionenergy.bsky.social
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Mallory @mlaw91.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Took my nephew to see the Hunger Games last night since it’s back in theaters this weekend. His commentary while Katniss and Peeta are being told to embrace their imminent death on the train: the food looks so good tho
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Mallory @mlaw91.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
My Uncle Bill was one of my favorite humans. Maybe my favorite. Full offense to everyone else. I will miss him so much. Love you more, forever.
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Mallory @mlaw91.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I got mine and was not at all confused because it’s been separate the last few years… I’m so confused about why other people were so confused.
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Mallory @mlaw91.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
…I needed this. Mad thanks to this guy.
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Mallory @mlaw91.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Oh hell yeah the absolute best coffee in town is expanding lfg
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Mallory @mlaw91.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Absolutely wild watching your middle school principal take over the entire show, she had her son while she was my principal and look at him he is a full grown human! Congratulations, IMHO I think steady and familiar leadership is needed right now. Give her a chance.
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Mallory @mlaw91.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
You’re welcome.
Drifter with his cake.
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Mallory @mlaw91.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Cannot believe he is 10. Forever grateful to @alexandriaanimals.bsky.social for so many things and he is one of them. One of many animals saved by Ken, the last foster sent home by Sarah. My grumpy, sweet boy. Here’s to many more Drifter Kenneth.
Dwifty’s 10th birthday
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Mallory @mlaw91.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Guys. I have to drive to vote because I am going somewhere right after. I still might have to cross the street depending on where I park. Thank you for tuning into this important update.
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Mallory @mlaw91.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Actual good news! Thank you for covering @ryanbelmore.com
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Mallory @mlaw91.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Your business association at it again.
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Mallory @mlaw91.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Can someone help me cross the street to vote on August 4th? @beckyhammer.bsky.social or @josephfray.bsky.social are you available I’d feel safer with some waffles
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Mallory @mlaw91.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Can someone please just help me explain to Del Ray why this is important and why it means so much because I am just… tired.
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Mallory @mlaw91.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
HOLD ME BACK V2 BILLION
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Mallory @mlaw91.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
The smoke was yuck at the beach but ew Alexandria can I pack the cats up and go back 🤮
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Mallory @mlaw91.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Already had the highlight of my trip there are anti-Trump protesters lining one heading into Rehoboth and Dewey. Sad I missed my opportunity to yell show us Mitch McConnell
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Mallory @mlaw91.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
Was in a pinch this morning leaving for the beach so stopped at Grape and Bean/Rosemont Cellar whatever we’re calling it this week and… was immediately reminded why I never go there. Terriblecj coffee and charged me $1 for a splash of oat milk in my coffee 🫠
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Jason Koebler @jasonkoebler.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
ChatGPT posters and flyers are polluting real life and driving me insane. Please respond to this with the worst ones you've seen irl. I'll post some in the thread www.404media.co/we-are-livin...
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We Are Living in a ‘ChatGPT Flyer Pandemic’
"Hey if this is your flyer, I’m not going, I’m not donating, I’m not sharing. Don’t ask me."
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Mallory @mlaw91.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
I was there when Joanna only worked Sundays and then got hired as the adoptions manager 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 she is one of my favorite humans in the entire world. So excited for this team and our city.
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Mallory @mlaw91.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Thank you @ryanbelmore.com for covering this amazing feat by my favorite place!!!!
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Mallory @mlaw91.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Saturday marked 3 weeks of dealing with costochondritis and idk this just really resonated with me.
Being female makes you higher risk for this bullshit
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Mallory @mlaw91.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
it is 10:30PM. Whoever is setting off fireworks in Rosemont and has been for like, an hour.... GO TO BED.
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Mallory @mlaw91.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Front office did their job, they don’t make those moves he disappears to Russia 100%. Let’s go.
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Mallory @mlaw91.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
This draft format sucks bring back the tables of GMs with the families in the stands and not Gary making the picks good god.
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Mallory @mlaw91.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Happy adoptiversary Floofers! 9 years ago I signed the paperwork to officially make you Drifter’s having absolutely no idea the road ahead of us. You are so sweet and so adorable but SO BAD when I try to give you your pill every morning that keeps you from barfing all over the house.
Floofy’s beat up fish tagFloofy curled upBaby floof just receiving his collar Mallory signing her life away
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The Alexandria Brief @alexandriabrief.com · 24/06/2026
Three months in, Fresh Start Initiative clears back rent for 318 ARHA households; 62% have stayed current
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Three months in, Fresh Start Initiative clears back rent for 318 ARHA households; 62% have stayed current
The privately funded effort the mayor launched in March to keep public-housing families from eviction raised more than $1.2 million and cleared 318 households' balances.
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Mallory @mlaw91.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Chapman is so far off. We ARE losing educators because school board is awful and not properly holding central office accountable. That entire tangent was off and wrong wrong wrong.
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Mallory @mlaw91.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
“The delegate” Jim she has a name she is our queen she IS @ebpforva.bsky.social
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Mallory @mlaw91.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
@alyia4alx.bsky.social to the fire chief from the diss “thanks for saving my ass” …I mean it’s basically what she said.
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Mallory @mlaw91.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Pausing the Alexandria nonsense for a sec. I made a thing: the MEOWER-PLATFORM. 11 years in the making. A calm corner for Power Platform and Dynamics 365 CE folks. Drifter and Floofers say hi. meowerplatform.com/blog/hello-welcome-built-from-the-cli
meowerplatform.com
Hello, welcome, and how I built this from the command line
A calm hello, and a short note on how this site got built one prompt at a time.
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Mallory @mlaw91.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Why are we still promoting a business whose owner LIED UNDER OATH AND COVERED UP FOR A DOG KILLER?
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Mallory @mlaw91.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Anyone know where the transformer in Rosemont blew out at? Damn that thing was loud
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Mallory @mlaw91.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
I love this timeline (screaming intensifies)
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Mallory @mlaw91.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
So again… was the public here or…. Lmao
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Mallory @mlaw91.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Absolutely savage my king.
Stephen Colbert attends the dedication ceremony for the opening of the Barack Obama Presidential Center in John Lewis Plaza on June 18, 2026, in Chicago. Scott Olson, Getty Images WEARING A TAN SUIT
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Mallory @mlaw91.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
At the elder emo reunion 2026
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Mallory @mlaw91.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Omg TIL they did Sails on the Potomac this weekend because George Mason presented the Virginia Declaration of Rights in May and then the Fifth Virginia Convention officially adopted it on June 12, 1776!
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Mallory @mlaw91.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Got this for my parents since I, sadly, cannot have a Christmas tree because Floofy eats EVERYTHING.
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Mallory @mlaw91.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Guys Sails on the Potomac is so cool Visit Alexandria is doing trivia and I blanked on CAPITALISM lmao it is so hot so if you do come bring a fan and water etc. bur seriously I love the city.
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Mallory @mlaw91.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Fines for right of way encroachments!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Mallory @mlaw91.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Don’t be like @alyia4alx.bsky.social, drink water and go inside when you get hot. Yes I am never going to let her forget this and I am going to use her as an example forever and ever and ever and she would do the same to me 😘
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Mallory @mlaw91.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
It is 95 outside and I just saw a kid near GW in a full in a full trex inflatable costume what a commitment to the bit.
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Mallory @mlaw91.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
The owner of this business: 1). Could have done more to train his staff and protect these animals but instead fostered a culture and environment of abuse at his business. 2). Knew this man was a danger and kept him on staff until the day he was arrested.
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Mallory @mlaw91.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
GET EM DAVID OMG DPF FOR PRESIDENT
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