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Michael Kelminson

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I like basketball and some other things too I guess. #MFFL

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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I wrote about who is actually making America “poorer and dirtier.” It’s not immigrants. (Gift link) www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/0...
Who is responsible for this terrible state of affairs? The opposition party and immigrants, apparently. Vance went on to say, “The Democrat legacy of the last few years was that they bankrupted our country and left us poor. They left our country weaker. They left our border wide open and our communities less safe.”

But this account represents a preposterous inversion. Almost every problem Vance lists, the Trump administration has made worse.

The administration’s environmental policies have made American water and air dirtier. Its health-care, tariff, and tax policies have worsened inflation and increased the financial burden on most American households, even as incomes have grown. And its public-health policies have led to outbreaks of contagious disease.
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Michael Kelminson @mkelminson2341.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
He's such a piece of shit. We need shorter terms for senators.
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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
This whole essay is fantastic and if you're a liberal Jew living in the year 2026 it will make you feel less insane, this paragraph in particular jewishcurrents.org/the-shame-of...
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Michael Kelminson @mkelminson2341.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Reminds me of a certain former Yankee employee
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Michael Kelminson @mkelminson2341.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
I don't really who these people are but I can tell from this picture they have to be tremendous dipshits. Pretty soon ESPN is going to be all Pat McAfee clones 24-7.
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Michael Kelminson @mkelminson2341.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
He sure knows how to pick a winner.
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Michael Kelminson @mkelminson2341.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Finally
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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 11/07/2026
as called on TV2 Norway:
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Mark @tolecover.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
gonna need a wellness check on Andres Cantor after this game
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Trans rights are human rights always and forever.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Remember this scene the next time a corporate reporter tries to insist that a rural diner full of white men in their 60s is somehow a more authentically "American" place, somehow more representative of who we are as a nation.
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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Thank you, birthright citizenship, for that goal
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
I think this is what NYC must have felt like during the events seen in the documentary Ghostbusters
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Michael Kelminson @mkelminson2341.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
He looks like Kramer on Seinfeld after he fell asleep in the tanning bed.
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Michael Kelminson @mkelminson2341.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Milli Vanilli? One of them is dead and besides that there's small detail that they were a total fraud.
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Michael Kelminson @mkelminson2341.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
I'm no expert but if you're constantly bragging about passing a cognitive test you should probably retroactively fail said test.
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Michael Kelminson @mkelminson2341.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
New "I am not a crook" just dropped.
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Michael Kelminson @mkelminson2341.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Vrabel strikes again.
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Michael Kelminson @mkelminson2341.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
If Diana Russini’s husband hasn’t asked for a paternity test he should really look into it.
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Michael Kelminson @mkelminson2341.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Jeffrey Epstein emerges from the shadows. "You think you're the only one. I'm here to talk about the Pedophile Initiative".
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
they are calling it the perfect summary of the "keep men out of women's sports" movement
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Michael Kelminson @mkelminson2341.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
"Fuck it, I'm no longer alive."
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Last month in The Onion:
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RFK Jr.: ‘I Am 6 Animal Penises Away From Curing Cancer’
WASHINGTON—To announce that his decades-long project to revolutionize modern oncology was nearing fruition, Health and Human Services Secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. held a press conference Friday in ...
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Michael Kelminson @mkelminson2341.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Real "just war" where they can't even give us one explanation on why and what the point of the war is not the mention to whole bombing schools thing.
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Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 05/04/2026
The biggest story in the world right now is that the president of the United States is a demented old man who takes pleasure in torturing and killing people and is committing crimes with impunity. And yet most legacy media outlets are too cowardly to tell it like it is.
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Michael Kelminson @mkelminson2341.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
We what in Vietman?
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
CBS turned their news operation into propaganda, kicked Colbert off the air for making too much trouble, and all that just to have Charles Barkley go on the air on one of their most-watched telecasts of the year and say this lmao
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Michael Kelminson @mkelminson2341.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
"I'm just a caveman, your world frightens and confuses me."
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Michael Kelminson @mkelminson2341.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
How did Ryan Gosling not think of that first?
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Michael Kelminson @mkelminson2341.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Ken Griffey Jr.
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Michael Kelminson @mkelminson2341.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Also known as the correct pronunciation of porno in Queens.
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Michael Kelminson @mkelminson2341.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Mathematical equations like what is 2+2.
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Michael Kelminson @mkelminson2341.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Surely someone has tried to explain to him the difference between someone seeking asylum and a mental asylum but he’s so brain damaged he just keeps repeating the insane lie over and over.
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Hamilton Nolan @hamiltonnolan.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
I know this is an obvious thing to say but we should talk more about what a racist this guy is. He’s as racist as George Wallace or Strom Thurmond but unlike them he often escapes having racism mentioned as a leading cause for all his decisions.
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Michael Kelminson @mkelminson2341.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
RIP to the real winner of Super Bowl LIII.
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Michael Kelminson @mkelminson2341.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
I must have missed that day in sex ed.
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Chris Hayes @chrislhayes.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Yes,the emerging line is wily, ruthless Israel tricked poor, trusting, naive Donald Trump into a stupid, reckless war. GMAFB. Israel has absolutely pushed for this but ultimately it’s DONALD TRUMP who decided to take the US to war. He likes war! He likes blowing things up! He literally says it’s fun
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Michael Kelminson @mkelminson2341.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Finally a win for that huge minority on the PGA Tour, straight white guys who wear khakis, polos and baseball caps.
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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Really disrespectful for them to continue awarding Best Animated Short after Kobe won
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
republicans are in charge of everything and they are getting everything theyve ever wanted and doing everything theyve ever wanted and the world is on fire and the global world order is collapsing. is there a correlation? who can say
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Michael Kelminson @mkelminson2341.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
I mean you could change "Is the Pope Catholic?" to "Are the Kennedys Catholic?" and would basically have the same meaning, that's how associated with Catholicism they are.
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Michael Kelminson @mkelminson2341.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
He thinks he's Cronkite announcing the JFK assassination. 🤣
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Michael Kelminson @mkelminson2341.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Just like the PGA Tour Tiger is the only person of color.
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Chris Hayes @chrislhayes.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Like Alex Pretti and Renee Good.
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Michael Kelminson @mkelminson2341.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Yeah, I'm the devil but I'm a nice devil.
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
27 seasons of SVU and the greatest thing they have ever done is briefly show the ADA wearing the jersey from the unit’s otherwise unmentioned rec league softball team
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Michael Kelminson @mkelminson2341.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Hosted by Jason Biggs is the cherry on the "let's remember some 90's bands" sundae.
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Michael Kelminson @mkelminson2341.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Just your average CBS sitcom couple.
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