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Matt Keeling

@mkeeling.bsky.social
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There’s not a single thing worth saying. Actually there is. Follow my podcast @friedfriespod.bsky.social

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Matt Keeling @mkeeling.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Fans of football, Sunderland and going to the pub with your mates might enjoy the book I have just released. Sorry, I have to plug it everywhere I can. It’s available from the link below or I have some copies if you want one from me directly. amzn.eu/d/04ZEgLBo
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Growing up with Sunderland AFC, but not Growing up at all
Buy Growing up with Sunderland AFC, but not Growing up at all by Keeling, Mr Matthew (ISBN: 9798188165741) from Amazon's Book Store. Everyday low prices and free delivery on eligible orders.
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Matt Keeling @mkeeling.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
After redundancy I’m seeking new copywriting opportunities. If anyone sees any, or indeed has any no matter how small, please give me a shout. I’ve experience in the sports and most recently the iGaming industries - but I’m open to anything really. Freelance or otherwise. Thanks!
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Matt Keeling @mkeeling.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
@martycricket.bsky.social Martin have you taken the Rover 75 to the cricket? It’s not where I left it
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Matt Keeling @mkeeling.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Only one more week of the ‘Six Nations’ lads. Utter, utter shit
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Matt Keeling @mkeeling.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
May or may not have been on this. Good to be back.
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Matt Keeling @mkeeling.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
There’s been a cygnet failure
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Matt Keeling @mkeeling.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
The Tyne and Wear Metro is a superb and reliable service.
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Matt Keeling @mkeeling.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
@martycricket.bsky.social the chances of me making start of play are bleak
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Matt Keeling @mkeeling.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
Final match of the season for Durham, listening to @martycricket.bsky.social in the Rover 75. The weather scuppered my commentary attempts last week but I’m sure come April, we can have another go.
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Matt Keeling @mkeeling.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
@martycricket.bsky.social this flight path is a joke. The Rover’s alarm hadn’t been triggered since 2009 and it’s not stopped going off since yesterday
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Matt Keeling @mkeeling.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
@martycricket.bsky.social talking of birthdays my Rover 75 is 24 years old today
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Matt Keeling @mkeeling.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
My Rover 75 is my pride and joy
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Matt Keeling @mkeeling.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
We have been excellent so far. This is a brilliant performance
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Matt Keeling @mkeeling.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
This is true. It’s a saloon
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Fried Chicken Fries @friedfriespod.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
EPISODE 25 Bubbles, Sand, Annual Leave We are back, with a mixed bag of randomly generated topics, tangents and much, much more! STREAMING NOW
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Wise Men Say Podcast @wisemensay.co.uk · 11/01/2025
The podcast featuring @mkeeling.bsky.social and @1easterbrook.bsky.social mentioned on the pod bsky.app/profile/frie...
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Fried Chicken Fries @friedfriespod.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
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Matt Keeling @mkeeling.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
Interested to know everyone’s favourite Paul Heaton work. For me, it has to be this open.spotify.com/track/3sY3Fz...
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The Light Is Always Green
The Housemartins · The People Who Grinned Themselves To Death · Song · 1987
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Matt Keeling @mkeeling.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Up the West Belfast.
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Matt Keeling @mkeeling.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
We’re back. I’m making chastising Pot Noodles - who’s having ‘beef and tomato’? Risible. open.spotify.com/episode/3qk5...
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22. Identical Twins That Dress Identically, Tradesmen, Never Mind The Buzzcocks, Pot Noodles
Fried Chicken Fries · Episode
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Matt Keeling @mkeeling.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Micheal Beale has become the first person to leave I’m a Celebrity… Get Me Out of Here
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Fried Chicken Fries @friedfriespod.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Fun fact - there are 136 topics on the wheel as it stands, so if we discuss three topics a week it will take us just over 45 weeks to Complete The Wheel.
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Matt Keeling @mkeeling.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
I’m a Celeb update: Dean is a deeply unpleasant man
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Matt Keeling @mkeeling.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
They should play the same song on a very low volume constantly during I’m a Celeb. Just the same song on a loop so they can just about hear it. Everyone losing their mind because they can’t stop listening to ‘Africa’ by Toto
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Matt Keeling @mkeeling.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
A barbaric product. A bit of cucumber. Some dip. £1.75. Farcical
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Matt Keeling @mkeeling.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Forget the match. This is a complete farce. The worst transport network in the western world rides again. Risible.
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Fried Chicken Fries @friedfriespod.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Lots of lovely weekend streams of our latest episode of Your Favourite Podcast, give it a listen
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Matt Keeling @mkeeling.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
My best friend is five 💙
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Richard Easterbrook @1easterbrook.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Have you noticed anyone going through bird nests in Richmond? We reveal the truth here
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Matt Keeling @mkeeling.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
The harrowing truth about David Attenborough revealed here
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Football Away Days @awaydays.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
The greatest free kick of all time 😂
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Fried Chicken Fries @friedfriespod.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
𝗘𝗣𝗜𝗦𝗢𝗗𝗘 𝟮𝟭 Top Gear Vietnam Special, Sycamore Gap, Pasta Clarkson in better days, a tree that's seen better days, and a delicious foodstuff for every day. Oh and we reveal The Truth about David Attenborough STREAMING NOW
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Fried Chicken Fries @friedfriespod.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
If we made a list like this at least one of us could quit our jobs (probably not) amp.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio...
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Tell us your favourite podcast of 2024 | Podcasts | The Guardian
We would like to hear about your favourite new podcast you’ve been listening to this year and why
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Fried Chicken Fries @friedfriespod.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
By no means hampered by our worst-performing episode EVER last week, we return, like the turd you can't flush. We do not control the wheel, the wheel controls us. But you can suggest some topics for us to Feed The Wheel with. (Trunk roads are NOT popular) ⬇️
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Richard Easterbrook @1easterbrook.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Really enjoy this daft little podcast and quite proud that me and @mkeeling.bsky.social have grown it from literally zero listeners to quite significantly more than zero inside our five months blathering on.
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Fried Chicken Fries @friedfriespod.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
We've been on here a week and already got more followers than we had on X. Which, admittedly, is not many. Go on, give Your New Favourite Podcast a try
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Matt Keeling @mkeeling.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Why have none of you complete losers listened to this? You are an absolute disgrace.
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Matt Keeling @mkeeling.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
She was incredible, really open.spotify.com/track/361298...
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Famine
Sinéad O'Connor · Universal Mother · Song · 1994
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Matt Keeling @mkeeling.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Michael Beale has made an emotional return to Al Ettifaq, the club he supported as a boy
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Richard Easterbrook @1easterbrook.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Quite ashamed I've completely missed this until Matt brought it into my orbit a week ago. Simply sublime work from Dan Skinner and Harry Peacock (Angelos Epithemiou and Ray Purchase)
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Fried Chicken Fries @friedfriespod.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Have a listen to our latest episode where we are dealt some….difficult subjects
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Matt Keeling @mkeeling.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
I have to bless you all with this podcast. It is the funniest thing I have ever listened to. Please listen to it open.spotify.com/episode/1jA4...
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07: Jesus Christ Superstar
Brian & Roger · Episode
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Fried Chicken Fries @friedfriespod.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Our daft little podcast has reached 20 episodes. Episode 20 sees us discuss gluten-free fun and a cracking trunk road. No, actually, it's better than we're describing honest
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Richard Easterbrook @1easterbrook.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
You should give this a listen.
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Matt Keeling @mkeeling.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Yes.
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Peregrine falcon fan @nrgsrhc.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
They should have called this site AFC Twitter
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Fried Chicken Fries @friedfriespod.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
𝗘𝗣𝗜𝗦𝗢𝗗𝗘 𝟮𝟬 "People With Food Allergies, The A66, Finland" Yeah. The wheel hits back. We deal with it as well as can be expected and utilise a pretty handy veto, all things considered. STREAMING NOW
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Richard Easterbrook @1easterbrook.bsky.social · 15/11/2024
We tried our best @mkeeling.bsky.social
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Fried Chicken Fries @friedfriespod.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
We return tomorrow. There's currently about 150 subjects on the wheel that we have not discussed yet. Nevertheless, the wheel needs to be sustained. Feed the wheel with your suggestions and we'll give you a shout out on the pod if we remember (we have forgotten before) ⬇️
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Lauren 😎 @laurenmcleish.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
I am passionately anti-podcast and usually get distracted but this one from Matt and Richard is actually fab.
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