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Matt Keeling

@mkeeling.bsky.social
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There’s not a single thing worth saying. Actually there is. Follow my podcast @friedfriespod.bsky.social

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Matt Keeling @mkeeling.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Fans of football, Sunderland and going to the pub with your mates might enjoy the book I have just released. Sorry, I have to plug it everywhere I can. It’s available from the link below or I have some copies if you want one from me directly. amzn.eu/d/04ZEgLBo
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Growing up with Sunderland AFC, but not Growing up at all
Buy Growing up with Sunderland AFC, but not Growing up at all by Keeling, Mr Matthew (ISBN: 9798188165741) from Amazon's Book Store. Everyday low prices and free delivery on eligible orders.
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Matt Keeling @mkeeling.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
I was just about to say this my mate. As always great work Chris.
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Matt Keeling @mkeeling.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
After redundancy I’m seeking new copywriting opportunities. If anyone sees any, or indeed has any no matter how small, please give me a shout. I’ve experience in the sports and most recently the iGaming industries - but I’m open to anything really. Freelance or otherwise. Thanks!
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Matt Keeling @mkeeling.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
@martycricket.bsky.social Martin have you taken the Rover 75 to the cricket? It’s not where I left it
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Matt Keeling @mkeeling.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
They are getting beat. This makes me so happy
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Matt Keeling @mkeeling.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Only one more week of the ‘Six Nations’ lads. Utter, utter shit
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Matt Keeling @mkeeling.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
Please say you have parked my Rover responsibly
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Matt Keeling @mkeeling.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
Yes. A dreadful move
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Matt Keeling @mkeeling.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
May or may not have been on this. Good to be back.
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Matt Keeling @mkeeling.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
There’s been a cygnet failure
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Matt Keeling @mkeeling.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
My Rover 75 (that I have) is more reliable than it
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Matt Keeling @mkeeling.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
Yes
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Matt Keeling @mkeeling.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
The Tyne and Wear Metro is a superb and reliable service.
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Matt Keeling @mkeeling.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
It’s absolutely fine
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Matt Keeling @mkeeling.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
@martycricket.bsky.social the chances of me making start of play are bleak
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Matt Keeling @mkeeling.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
Final match of the season for Durham, listening to @martycricket.bsky.social in the Rover 75. The weather scuppered my commentary attempts last week but I’m sure come April, we can have another go.
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Matt Keeling @mkeeling.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
@martycricket.bsky.social this flight path is a joke. The Rover’s alarm hadn’t been triggered since 2009 and it’s not stopped going off since yesterday
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Matt Keeling @mkeeling.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
@martycricket.bsky.social talking of birthdays my Rover 75 is 24 years old today
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Matt Keeling @mkeeling.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
It is a Vanden Plas you’re quite right. If the light gets any worse I will turn full beams on and it will endure a full days play
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Matt Keeling @mkeeling.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
These planes are so loud they are going to set off the alarm on my Rover 75
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Matt Keeling @mkeeling.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
My Rover 75 is my pride and joy
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Matt Keeling @mkeeling.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
It was my decision to bowl first.
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Matt Keeling @mkeeling.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
Listening to this in my Rover 75. No air con. 304,000 miles on the clock I think the Rover is going to declare before Surrey
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Matt Keeling @mkeeling.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
We can count ourselves very unfortunate not to be ahead
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Matt Keeling @mkeeling.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
We have been excellent so far. This is a brilliant performance
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Matt Keeling @mkeeling.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
This is true. It’s a saloon
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Fried Chicken Fries @friedfriespod.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
EPISODE 25 Bubbles, Sand, Annual Leave We are back, with a mixed bag of randomly generated topics, tangents and much, much more! STREAMING NOW
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Wise Men Say Podcast @wisemensay.co.uk · 11/01/2025
The podcast featuring @mkeeling.bsky.social and @1easterbrook.bsky.social mentioned on the pod bsky.app/profile/frie...
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Matt Keeling @mkeeling.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
So true!! Sail this Ship Alone is absolutely beautiful isn’t it
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Fried Chicken Fries @friedfriespod.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
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Matt Keeling @mkeeling.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
Also saw him again Monday. Wonderful. Build is amazing
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Matt Keeling @mkeeling.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
Yes. So good
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Matt Keeling @mkeeling.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
And Tom Heaton
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Matt Keeling @mkeeling.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
Interested to know everyone’s favourite Paul Heaton work. For me, it has to be this open.spotify.com/track/3sY3Fz...
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The Light Is Always Green
The Housemartins · The People Who Grinned Themselves To Death · Song · 1987
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Matt Keeling @mkeeling.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
Up the West Belfast.
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Matt Keeling @mkeeling.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
We’re back. I’m making chastising Pot Noodles - who’s having ‘beef and tomato’? Risible. open.spotify.com/episode/3qk5...
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22. Identical Twins That Dress Identically, Tradesmen, Never Mind The Buzzcocks, Pot Noodles
Fried Chicken Fries · Episode
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Matt Keeling @mkeeling.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Micheal Beale has become the first person to leave I’m a Celebrity… Get Me Out of Here
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Matt Keeling @mkeeling.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Cue the cheap jokes
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Fried Chicken Fries @friedfriespod.bsky.social · 28/11/2024
Fun fact - there are 136 topics on the wheel as it stands, so if we discuss three topics a week it will take us just over 45 weeks to Complete The Wheel.
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Matt Keeling @mkeeling.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
I’m a Celeb update: Dean is a deeply unpleasant man
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Matt Keeling @mkeeling.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
And also put landmines in the camp
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Matt Keeling @mkeeling.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
They scored 16 goals in 3 games tbf
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Matt Keeling @mkeeling.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
They should play the same song on a very low volume constantly during I’m a Celeb. Just the same song on a loop so they can just about hear it. Everyone losing their mind because they can’t stop listening to ‘Africa’ by Toto
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Matt Keeling @mkeeling.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Hahaha absolutely fair
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Matt Keeling @mkeeling.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Haha! They’re a total rip those products. Obvs done for convenience and that but some of them are staggering
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Matt Keeling @mkeeling.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Agreed. An excellent word. I will endeavour to use it in my work
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Matt Keeling @mkeeling.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
A barbaric product. A bit of cucumber. Some dip. £1.75. Farcical
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Matt Keeling @mkeeling.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
Forget the match. This is a complete farce. The worst transport network in the western world rides again. Risible.
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Fried Chicken Fries @friedfriespod.bsky.social · 25/11/2024
Lots of lovely weekend streams of our latest episode of Your Favourite Podcast, give it a listen
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Matt Keeling @mkeeling.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Outtakes
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