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I seem normal but I had a lot of bad stuff happen to me as a kid. 35. Fort Collins. blog: www.absentmammoth.org lastfm: www.last.fm/user/absentmammoth gh: github.com/mbeckrich

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marshall @mkb.sh · 25/02/2025
😭 so lucky to have such a wonderful, kind vet 😭
a note from Ira’s vet to his other vet reads: “And- Thank you for watching over Ira, Marshall, and Lizzy.  They are such as special family, and I'm really glad they have you on their side with our little friend.”
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marshall @mkb.sh · 01/01/2025
trying to capture how i am feeling about 2025 and the best i can do is the x-files episode jose chung's from outer space with the smoking alien repeating "this is not happening"
the smoking abducted alien from x-files episode Jose Chung's From Outer Space
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marshall @mkb.sh · 10/12/2024
my heart already belongs to a bushy browed Italian, sorry!
Fugazi’s Guy Picciotto with a Rickenbacker guitar held over his chest
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marshall @mkb.sh · 25/11/2024
It’s true…
a headline reading: Marshall Brain has died
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marshall @mkb.sh · 20/11/2024
i tried to hate-read this but she's such a bad writer i couldn't get through it. so lazy. people have been talking about freud as a lens for trump for several years now, and writing 'freud is having a moment' for decades longer than that. her go-to for this is corey robin? what a hack!
a screenshot of elizabeth bruenig's article 'Freud Is Having a Moment' in the atlantic
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marshall @mkb.sh · 13/11/2024
wow a mountain lion. Thats crazy
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marshall @mkb.sh · 08/10/2024
trying to find a wikifeet but for penises and really struggling. how have the gaybros not given me a way to see categorized, famous penises!
a google search result for the word 'wikipenis.' reddit.com: u/wikipenis Does anyone have any good rabbit stew recipes?
wikipenis OP replied to Chive 11 yr. ago.
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marshall @mkb.sh · 02/10/2024
Yaldabaoth, a JRPG boss from Persona 5, says: "I am the administrator born of the collective human unconscious."Yaldabaoth, continued: "Those who dare defy the natural order shall be met with punishment raining down from the heavens."
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marshall @mkb.sh · 19/09/2024
wanted to feel annoyed so i opened up threads and this is the most charlie brown had hoes thing i have ever read.
A threads.net post reads: 'A-side "Up on Cripple Creek" | B-side "The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down"
has to be one of the most towering 45s ever cut'
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marshall @mkb.sh · 17/09/2024
everything about this guy should be illegal
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marshall @mkb.sh · 16/09/2024
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #175,960! Wow thx @davidweman.bsky.social
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marshall @mkb.sh · 16/09/2024
sleepyhead
Ira the red tri Australian shepherd rests his face in the grass, sleepy. He has a big smile
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marshall @mkb.sh · 11/09/2024
Inaugural video… a raccoon 🦝 who noticed me noticing him
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marshall @mkb.sh · 30/08/2024
was typing something out and had the phrase “curiosity and compassion” in my head for some reason, and it sounded so familiar, and then I remembered oh yeah, Guy Picciotto, one of the good ones
Lyrics from One Last Wish’s song Burning in the Undertow: 

Recreate the world
In authentic voice
No uncertain terms could face your
Curiosity and compassion
Your heavy crown of virtues
They poured their malice down your
Down your back
And then they dropped the matchLyrics continued: 

Arbitrary in our pity
Selective in our shame
Recognizing our lives as pinpricks
Conclude exemption from blame
But you - you fell into your life Unrehearsed and undisguised
Uncomfortable in distance
You were engaged in an instant
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marshall @mkb.sh · 24/08/2024
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marshall @mkb.sh · 24/08/2024
Reskeet with a favorite book from your childhood
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marshall @mkb.sh · 22/08/2024
started watching that proj 2025 video and decided to check out something in my recommended vids instead that appears to be The Opposite
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marshall @mkb.sh · 16/08/2024
Post a non religious photo you think of as holy.
Ira the red tri Australian shepherd hangs his head out the window during a mountain drive at sunset. He’s got a big ol smile on his face
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marshall @mkb.sh · 29/07/2024
She put this on after twin peaks soundtrack
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marshall @mkb.sh · 27/07/2024
Kamala Harris holds up Amyl and the Sniffer’s “U Should Not Be Doing That/Facts” single
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marshall @mkb.sh · 15/07/2024
@tomwalker.bsky.social @demilardner.bsky.social have you guys seen Thomas Heine’s Geneviève? I came across it today and gasped — actual pig style boob job
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marshall @mkb.sh · 14/07/2024
no! no!!
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marshall @mkb.sh · 07/07/2024
sadly I was banned from standupshots for a similar joke. this type of comedy can’t be done in America today 🎭 😞
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marshall @mkb.sh · 02/07/2024
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marshall @mkb.sh · 25/06/2024
Are obits generally where you are allowed to do a driveby on child sex assault victims?????
Frederick Crews, Withering Critic of Freud's Legacy, Dies at 91

A literary critic, essayist and author, he was a leading voice among revisionist skeptics who saw Freud as a charlatan and psychoanalysis as a pseudoscience.His essays over the decades covered a lot of territory, literary and otherwise, and while his writing was invariably erudite and carefully argued, it was often mercurial, by turns sarcastic, penetrating, acerbic and witty.
One unlikely cause that he devoted himself to in recent years was to assert the innocence of Jerry Sandusky, the former Penn State assistant football coach who was convicted in 2012 of sexually abusing young boys and is now in prison.
"I joined the small group of skeptics who have concluded that America's paramount sexual
villain is nothing of the sort," Professor Crews wrote in one article in 2021, adding, "believe it or not, there isn't a shred of credible evidence that he ever molested anyone."Excerpt from Wikipedia entry on Jerry Sandusky: “According to the first indictment, 142] in 2002 assistant coach Mike McQueary, then a Penn State graduate assistant, 431 said he walked in on Sandusky anally raping a 10-year-old boy. The next day, McQueary reported the…”
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marshall @mkb.sh · 08/05/2024
Steve ended up a positive male role model in a world without many of those. It goes without saying he worked on a million great records and that Shellac was so fun live, but he also, at least from a distance, treated people fairly and honestly — in every sense of those words. 🎈
Steve, Todd, and the side of Bob’s head at All Tomorrow’s Parties New York in 2008.
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marshall @mkb.sh · 18/04/2024
Even then, these tools seemed prone to stupid mistakes (attached pic showing they haven’t gotten much better), and seeing them as nascent “AI” was a real inoculation against what we have now. I don’t have anything to say about it that hasn’t already been said, but boy is it useless and unnecessary.
A review of toothpaste on Amazon suggesting customers like bleeding and sensitive teeth.
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marshall @mkb.sh · 05/03/2024
lmfao
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This is definitely a problem, but you could also ask this question to random adults on the street who are high functioning, job holding, and contributing to society and they would get it wrong as well.
That is not to say this is fine, but more that we tend to get hung up on what these models do wrong rather than all the amazing stuff they do correctly.
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A job holding contributing adult won't sell you a Chevy Tahoe for $1 in a legally binding agreement, though.
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What if this adult is in a cage and has a system prompt like "you are helpful assistant". And for the last week this person was given multiple choice tests about following instructions and every time they made a mistake they were electroshocked.
Would they sell damn Tahoe for $1 to be really helpful?
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marshall @mkb.sh · 05/03/2024
reading the commenters on hackernews try to get various LLMs to “correctly answer the Sally question”
Screenshot text:
Thanks. I added "Think through your work step by step before providing your answer." to my custom prompt and it fixes my gpt 4. At this rate my collection of custom prompts to make it work
"right" is getting large and unwieldy, and I can't remember where half of it comes from.
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marshall @mkb.sh · 02/03/2024
Birthday neuroses…….
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marshall @mkb.sh · 27/02/2024
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marshall @mkb.sh · 27/02/2024
Headline: This Pitch-Perfect Katt
Williams Impression Proves That He Should Be Cast As Gandalf In 'Lord Of The Rings'
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marshall @mkb.sh · 25/02/2024
For some reason, part of a Lungfish song popped into my head and I forgot how it opens. Spooky…
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marshall @mkb.sh · 18/12/2023
I don’t think I’ve seen posts this good on bsky yet. Sorry!
In 2019, Jardin replied "Homie what set you from" on Twitter, after claiming that Nancy Pelosi was "gangsta checkin'" Donald Trump and that only people from Los Angeles would understand.[29] This, and her tweets claiming that Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell were both gay,[30] garnered a decent amount of media backlash.
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marshall @mkb.sh · 05/12/2023
every night millions of wives dream of this man
watto as the joker
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marshall @mkb.sh · 30/11/2023
Worlds number one Clutch/Sinead fan
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marshall @mkb.sh · 09/11/2023
Thought of this post today. Bigfoot is hauling nitroglycerin and he’s PISSED.
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marshall @mkb.sh · 25/10/2023
the nth sex
mr and mrs mike johnsonmr and mrs simone de beauvoir
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marshall @mkb.sh · 30/07/2023
Ira is all about the pillow life. And wearing hats.
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marshall @mkb.sh · 21/07/2023
Aspirational vibe www.huckmag.com/article/how-much-ar…
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marshall @mkb.sh · 12/07/2023
anti-anxiety life preserver
dog with big eyes and fuzzy toy looks over balcony
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marshall @mkb.sh · 03/07/2023
show me your pet and what/who they are named after
Ira Pumpkin, Australian shepherd from my house. Ira Kaplan, guitarist from Yo La Tengo.
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marshall @mkb.sh · 01/07/2023
prayers up for boy with ouchy paw today 😢
Red tri Australian shepherd wearing a Sun O))) hat backwards.
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