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Actually I'm Gen X 🙄. Living on Bunurong Country

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MJ Today, woke elite tomorrow @mjtoday470.bsky.social · 1h
Wordle 1,947 5/6 ⬜🟨🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟨🟨⬜🟩 🟨🟨⬜🟨🟩 🟩⬜🟩🟩🟩 😖 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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MJ Today, woke elite tomorrow @mjtoday470.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Wordle 1,946 6/6 🟨🟩⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜🟨⬜ ⬜🟩⬜⬜🟩 ⬜🟩⬜⬜🟩 ⬜🟩⬜⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 sweet baby cheeses thought the tiny streak was about to end on another death corridor 😳
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MJ Today, woke elite tomorrow @mjtoday470.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Interesting read..
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MJ Today, woke elite tomorrow @mjtoday470.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Gee, I hope she doesn't find out how much kids cost after the pregnancy bit 😯🤯
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MJ Today, woke elite tomorrow @mjtoday470.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Hey!! Bernie Finn, fuck off, shut up and go away.
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MJ Today, woke elite tomorrow @mjtoday470.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
oohh, sorry, probably should've mentioned to you earlier, I've already purchased that.
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Whoops Whoopsie
ALT: Whoops Whoopsie
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MJ Today, woke elite tomorrow @mjtoday470.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Wordle 1,944 3/6 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 😎 There was a hint today 😏
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MJ Today, woke elite tomorrow @mjtoday470.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
LMAO 😂 Thanks for the hint Wordle 1,944 3/6 🟨⬜⬜⬜⬜ ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩
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womensartbluesky.bsky.social @womensartbluesky.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
'Autumn Hide & Seek' by contemporary English painter Emma Haworth #WomensArt
Painting featuring an autumn forest landscape
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MJ Today, woke elite tomorrow @mjtoday470.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Current work mood
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Man Slams Desk, Papers Fly
Alt: Man Slams Desk, Papers Fly probably also read my most recent email
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MJ Today, woke elite tomorrow @mjtoday470.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Sweet baby cheeses, I really need to create a list that is just art and puppies. Need a rest from the rantings of the orange fuckhead.
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MJ Today, woke elite tomorrow @mjtoday470.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Proper shithole country you got there America.
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MJ Today, woke elite tomorrow @mjtoday470.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I was going to make jokes about socialised healthcare being his legacy, but considering they way he is treating your country like his own ATM, pretty sure all those payments will just go to his own pocket.
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MJ Today, woke elite tomorrow @mjtoday470.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Just a reminder in case they keep trying to make Josh happen
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MJ Today, woke elite tomorrow @mjtoday470.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
lols, I think we were having very similar thoughts at the same time 🤓
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MJ Today, woke elite tomorrow @mjtoday470.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Wordle 1,943 3/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜🟩 🟩⬜⬜🟨🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 yay I got it 3 but that word 🤨
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MJ Today, woke elite tomorrow @mjtoday470.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Yeah, I was reading about him today. Apparently the attention and stalkers got a bit much so he moved to the UK and just took smaller indi roles. Good on him, nice life, nice wife and kids and doing what he loves. Good decision that we reap the benefits of 😂
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MJ Today, woke elite tomorrow @mjtoday470.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I enjoyed it and I'm quite liking old Josh Hartnett.
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MJ Today, woke elite tomorrow @mjtoday470.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Angie Bell is disgusting and should be made to apologise and she should be asked about her abhorrent comments every time a journalist is near.
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MJ Today, woke elite tomorrow @mjtoday470.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
but he seemed so nice ...... www.theguardian.com/australia-ne...
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Liberal candidate denies law firm’s claims of bullying and using staff to pursue political ambitions
Grant Hutchinson denies allegations made in court by current and former partners prior to his preselection for Victorian seat of Croydon
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MJ Today, woke elite tomorrow @mjtoday470.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Some people put lines on a piece of paper it looks so stunning and makes you feel feelings. I am not one of these people and I'm am more than a little jealous 🥹
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MJ Today, woke elite tomorrow @mjtoday470.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Bit hard to look down on the Septics when we have our own MPs speaking like this. Vile indeed
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MJ Today, woke elite tomorrow @mjtoday470.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Not sure if I would notice if our current crop of auditors were replaced by AI, I certainly hope AI is not learning from them.
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Secret Life of Pets Rabbit: What?
Alt: Secret Life of Pets Rabbit: What? Rabbit must've opened one of my emails from the auditors, that's why he looks so confused.
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MJ Today, woke elite tomorrow @mjtoday470.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Angus Taylor is a gormless fool but the hyperbole is what drives me fucking nuts. Just announcing something is TERRIBLE or ROTTEN without articulating what you would do to change it makes you look like an idiot.
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MJ Today, woke elite tomorrow @mjtoday470.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Wordle 1,942 5/6 🟨⬜🟨⬜⬜ ⬜🟩⬜🟩🟩 ⬜🟩⬜🟩🟩 🟩🟩⬜🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Thought I was heading down a corridor of death for a moment 😖
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MJ Today, woke elite tomorrow @mjtoday470.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
'Puts down Irvine Welsh book' yeah, really fucking delightful and whimsical
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MJ Today, woke elite tomorrow @mjtoday470.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
What delightful paintings 😊
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MJ Today, woke elite tomorrow @mjtoday470.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Blackberry removal time
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Peter Wyngarde Department S
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womensartbluesky.bsky.social @womensartbluesky.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
'The Pond' by Dee Nickerson contemporary English painter who explores themes of living in the countryside #Womensart
Painting featuring a woman and her cat standing next to a pond surrounded by trees as birds fly overhead
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MJ Today, woke elite tomorrow @mjtoday470.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Wordle 1,940 4/6 ⬜🟨⬜⬜⬜ ⬜🟨🟨🟨⬜ ⬜🟨🟨⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 meh
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Heard Island Government @heardislandgov.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
America now runs on Argentinian beef, Russia Diesel, and measles.
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MJ Today, woke elite tomorrow @mjtoday470.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Sweet baby cheeses I really should look at my toes with my glasses on a bit more. Those toe nails were at lock down length
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Kristen Wiig's Yuck Face
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MJ Today, woke elite tomorrow @mjtoday470.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
ohmigod can I just retire already ?
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MJ Today, woke elite tomorrow @mjtoday470.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I think I was pulling the same face as him when he held up Jane Eyre 😂
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Effin' Birds @effinbirds.com · 09/10/2026
Friends, can we all block and report @scuba-diving-5.bsky.social — they are pretending to sell my stuff on merch (check their replies tab), but it’s a credit card number theft scam. Hopefully nobody got ripped off, but if you did, call your credit card company ASAP.
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MJ Today, woke elite tomorrow @mjtoday470.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
done and done
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MJ Today, woke elite tomorrow @mjtoday470.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
And it must've been pretty bad to a) get arrested in QLD !!! and b) kept in jail, in QLD !!!
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MJ Today, woke elite tomorrow @mjtoday470.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Geezus fucking christ. Shared values ?? you can fuck right off #endAUKUS www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
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Hegseth says execution of Fort Hood shooter will be livestreamed
Nidal Hasan, army psychiatrist who killed 13 people, will be executed by firing squad on 3 December
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MJ Today, woke elite tomorrow @mjtoday470.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Linda's back, making everything about her again (I only clicked on it to see if they had opened it to comments, they have not).
Linda Reynolds making sure we haven't forgotten about her by making the Brethren topic all about herself. 
Article in The Age if you so wish to read it.
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MJ Today, woke elite tomorrow @mjtoday470.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Once his lawyer has seen the nurse, they can get on with the job of defending him I guess 🤷
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MJ Today, woke elite tomorrow @mjtoday470.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Sorry, this is starting to shit me a little bit, she can still go to that cafe, she is not shunned. If she does go, she will be by proxy, donating to the Greens. Still doesn't mean that she is shunned.
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MJ Today, woke elite tomorrow @mjtoday470.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I have so many questions do they call Tempura, battered Japanese vegetables ? are these actual imported Australian pototoes someone battered? why are they so tiny ! where is the brown paper bag they should come in if not coming with your fish and chips !??
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MJ Today, woke elite tomorrow @mjtoday470.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
How is she being shunned ? She can still go there, she just knows now that they don't like her and will donate to the Greens when she spends money there. Me thinks she is as bright as her mother 🤷
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MJ Today, woke elite tomorrow @mjtoday470.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Just in case you needed another reason to avoid Tasmanian salmon.
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MJ Today, woke elite tomorrow @mjtoday470.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
From those pesky grandkids, she got 4 great grandkids that she adored. Vale Nana 🥹
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MJ Today, woke elite tomorrow @mjtoday470.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Today would've been my Nans 99th birthday, she sadly passed on Saturday. Lived independently in her own home up until the end, tough old bird that was never worried about telling her rat bag grandkids off😂 In the later years when we tried to do things for her, we'd get a "I'm still capable!!"
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MJ Today, woke elite tomorrow @mjtoday470.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Wordle 1,935 3/6 ⬜⬜⬜⬜⬜ 🟨⬜⬜⬜🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 huzzah!
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MJ Today, woke elite tomorrow @mjtoday470.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
So to answer to your original question, palette knife 😂
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MJ Today, woke elite tomorrow @mjtoday470.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Well, see, I thought I was doing alright till you threw this in there. That one in the middle is what my Mum called a spatula and now you've gone and undone all my cooking knowledge 🫨
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womensartbluesky.bsky.social @womensartbluesky.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Georgia O'Keeffe, Purple Leaves, 1922 #AutumnWeek
Painting of vertical light purple leaves in close-up
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