Sign in

© 2026 M.J.Thompson. All Rights Reserved.

@mjthompson.bsky.social
2.3K followers 510 following 15K posts

It Gets Worse Before It Gets Worse™ Blueberry factory fire survivor

PostsRepliesMedia
© 2026 M.J.Thompson. All Rights Reserved. @mjthompson.bsky.social · 19h
Trump was in Syracuse?!? I would have worn my Conspiranoia shirt and joined her!
010
Reposted by © 2026 M.J.Thompson. All Rights Reserved.
UNITED24 @u24.gov.ua · 09/10/2026
russia struck Ukrainian regions again, killing at least 2 people and wounding 11, including a child. There’s no place in Ukraine russian missiles or drones can’t reach. There’s no russian missile or drone that can’t be downed. u24.gov.ua/sky-defense?...
22010
© 2026 M.J.Thompson. All Rights Reserved. @mjthompson.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Did NOT see that coming... NOT! I mean, wait... let me start that again. Oh, man, I did NOT see THAT coming! PSYCH! Wait, let me try again. Who here don't see this coming? I know I did... You know what? We all know that everything with his name on it is a fraudulent grift. So let's cut the shi
000
© 2026 M.J.Thompson. All Rights Reserved. @mjthompson.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The only one who views Minnesotans as "weak and stupid people" is Donald Trump himself.
000
© 2026 M.J.Thompson. All Rights Reserved. @mjthompson.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
But Biden used an autopen
Closeup of Trump's hand (or is it a pack of "Toddler Crayons?"
020
© 2026 M.J.Thompson. All Rights Reserved. @mjthompson.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Please let it be called "Operation Fire Fox"
static.klipy.com
Nbgetsme Stan Twitter Lighter Flame Reaction
ALT: Nbgetsme Stan Twitter Lighter Flame Reaction
040
© 2026 M.J.Thompson. All Rights Reserved. @mjthompson.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
And even THEN I knew he was trouble, despite not knowing a thing about his prior history. The message of "Israel = Judaism" was always a propaganda platform for the extreme political positions that savor a never ending war with opposing religious fanatics. I'll shut up now.
000
© 2026 M.J.Thompson. All Rights Reserved. @mjthompson.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I don't think there are any rational human beings who believe that Netanyahu is truly representative of even a large portion of Jewish people. Israel may have been founded in Judaism but Netanyahu has always been an evil man. Heck, I was a right wing Christian conservative when he took back office.
100
© 2026 M.J.Thompson. All Rights Reserved. @mjthompson.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I was an early adopter of Gmail, Chrome, Android (1.5!!!), and an active Google+ user. Now... Linux looks tempting.
010
© 2026 M.J.Thompson. All Rights Reserved. @mjthompson.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Yeah, and it creeped me out bad enough that it made me consider iOS. The main thing that triggered me had nothing to do with AI but I went from being an Android evangelist to a stateless but reluctant Apple user. Google has really leaned into the "it's actually okay to be evil" mindset.
100
© 2026 M.J.Thompson. All Rights Reserved. @mjthompson.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
"Their" being a restaurant, sorry for the confusion
000
© 2026 M.J.Thompson. All Rights Reserved. @mjthompson.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Many years ago when Google first offered this, I pressed a button on their website that said "make reservations." It did it for me, but I legitimately thought it was just dialing their number. It worked, but the girl was confused by it and I apologized. I quickly removed that option.
240
Reposted by © 2026 M.J.Thompson. All Rights Reserved.
Scott Meyer @scottmeyer.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Just so you know, I am the guest on the most recent episode of Don’t Worry, No One’s Listening, with Edward Savio. It’s about novel writing, but we had a lot of fun, and covered a lot of ground. www.youtube.com/watch?v=pKos... The episode is rated “Explicit.” I may have been “working blue.”
youtube.com
EP.12 Scott Meyer: What Happens After the Funny Idea
YouTube video by Don’t Worry, No One’s Listening
052
Reposted by © 2026 M.J.Thompson. All Rights Reserved.
Olga Patlyuk @olgapatluyk.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Kramatorsk. A regular passenger bus. This is a REGULAR PASSENGER BUS. russians attacked an ordinary bus carrying civilians again. 12 people were 💔
0248
© 2026 M.J.Thompson. All Rights Reserved. @mjthompson.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
And a clean getaway from the debris. 💙
000
Reposted by © 2026 M.J.Thompson. All Rights Reserved.
Oksii ✚ 🇺🇦 @oksii33.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
67th brigade needs a pickup👉👈 I sincerely ask to help, we need you🥺 send.monobank.ua/jar/8GrNvjMTGp PayPal v.titarenko@student.csn.khai.edu
06223
Reposted by © 2026 M.J.Thompson. All Rights Reserved.
UNITED24 @u24.gov.ua · 07/10/2026
Today, on putin’s birthday, the russian army once again attacked Ukrainian civilians. A russian strike destroyed an ordinary residential building in Pryluky. As of now, 5 people have been killed and 26 injured, including 5 children. People may still be trapped under the rubble.
35424
Reposted by © 2026 M.J.Thompson. All Rights Reserved.
MAKS 26 👀🇺🇦 @maks23.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
‼️ As a result of the shelling of the Kyiv region, the bird rehabilitation center "Sadiba Nyushanik" completely burned down. The fire destroyed the bird hospital, chicken coop and sparrow kennel, as well as all the equipment and feed. There were birds and a cat in the buildings.
59536
Reposted by © 2026 M.J.Thompson. All Rights Reserved.
WarTranslated (Dmitri) @wartranslated.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"For Putin’s birthday, the Russian army ‘gifted’ him the destruction of a residential building in Pryluky, in the Chernihiv region." - Zelenskyy.
013417
Reposted by © 2026 M.J.Thompson. All Rights Reserved.
Olga Patlyuk @olgapatluyk.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
October 7, 2026 We woke up and went on living our lives. I’m on my way to a workout, looking into people’s faces. We are not smiling. The difficult night is written all over our faces. In our tired eyes. In the silence. In the steps that feel a little heavier today.
0245
© 2026 M.J.Thompson. All Rights Reserved. @mjthompson.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Plant HIM in the ground and let our descendants dig him up.
010
© 2026 M.J.Thompson. All Rights Reserved. @mjthompson.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Her what? Oh...
Hayley Williams of Paramore performing live on the Honda Civic Tour. 25 July 2010
0100
© 2026 M.J.Thompson. All Rights Reserved. @mjthompson.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Covfefe!!!
010
© 2026 M.J.Thompson. All Rights Reserved. @mjthompson.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"Russia should not be allowed to have bioweapons! The Biden administration has allowed this to go on too long. WE WILL UTTERLY DESTROY THEIR BIOLABS IF THEY DO NOT REACH THE PERFECT DEAL WITH THE UNITES STATES! Thank you for your attention in this matter!"
140
© 2026 M.J.Thompson. All Rights Reserved. @mjthompson.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It's Scamazon. They'll sell ketchup to a blood bank.
000
Reposted by © 2026 M.J.Thompson. All Rights Reserved.
C. Bukowski @thishurt.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Crying because Chewy just refunded me $200 for Loki’s veterinary diet food that was delivered the day before he died with their deepest condolences for losing him. They aren’t even making me return it. Going to donate it to a cat who needs it. 🥺
6549325648
© 2026 M.J.Thompson. All Rights Reserved. @mjthompson.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Man Says Sure-Sure-Sure on Airplane
ALT: Man Says Sure-Sure-Sure on Airplane
031
© 2026 M.J.Thompson. All Rights Reserved. @mjthompson.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I was about to say "I'll be too busy pulling my beard out, as my hairline left me in 2016 without mechanical assistance"
1210
© 2026 M.J.Thompson. All Rights Reserved. @mjthompson.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Well he won't be signing over the deed to his jail cell, as much as he'd like to at this point
010
© 2026 M.J.Thompson. All Rights Reserved. @mjthompson.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Russian officials also say that they regularly shoot down 112% of all Ukrainian drones, and that it's the debris which starts small fires of zero consequence in oil fields. Do Russians actually believe anything they're told anymore?
2454
Reposted by © 2026 M.J.Thompson. All Rights Reserved.
Jack Hopkins-The Original @therealjackhopkins.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Russian officials say a lab technician died of an unexplained pneumonia and that no accident occurred. The size of the response suggests otherwise. Here's what's confirmed, what isn't, and what pneumonic plague can and can't do. www.jackhopkinsnow.com
962088829
© 2026 M.J.Thompson. All Rights Reserved. @mjthompson.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Wikipedia: While living in Sheboygan, Boelter and his wife founded an evangelical nonprofit, Revoformation Ministries, and he claimed to have "sought out militant Islamists" in the West Bank and Gaza during the Second Intifada "to share the gospel and tell them that violence wasn't the answer".
011
© 2026 M.J.Thompson. All Rights Reserved. @mjthompson.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Of course they care about affordability! How are they going to afford a yacht if they have to pay taxes on it?
000
© 2026 M.J.Thompson. All Rights Reserved. @mjthompson.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
That sounds awesome! What's the catch?
en.wikipedia.org
Negative option billing - Wikipedia
000
© 2026 M.J.Thompson. All Rights Reserved. @mjthompson.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
They just come right on inside now, don't they? Pretty typical for cost of living expenses, they enter your living space like they own the place. And you're supposed to just accept this.
010
© 2026 M.J.Thompson. All Rights Reserved. @mjthompson.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
It used to be nice when you didn't pay extra to become a walking billboard. I got black just because the arm is less noticeable now. Maybe it peels off.
000
© 2026 M.J.Thompson. All Rights Reserved. @mjthompson.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I'm sure I'm going to regret this, but I just spent $70 on a Carhartt hoodie. My first one lasted 12 years before it started embarrassing my wife. She bought me a replacement that was a size too large. And now this one has a giant "CARHARTT" banner down one arm. They've gone the way of Timberland.
100
© 2026 M.J.Thompson. All Rights Reserved. @mjthompson.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I'm not going to mince words. Let me just say "I'm glad to hear the news."
000
Reposted by © 2026 M.J.Thompson. All Rights Reserved.
Olga Patlyuk @olgapatluyk.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
No dramatic speech today. Just: if you can help, please help.
0157
© 2026 M.J.Thompson. All Rights Reserved. @mjthompson.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The reason: it's easier to rig an election by intercepting the mail than it is to stop massive crowds in line at the booth without drawing attention.
000
© 2026 M.J.Thompson. All Rights Reserved. @mjthompson.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
That's because they don't care to know right from wrong (fact v fiction & good v evil)
1240
© 2026 M.J.Thompson. All Rights Reserved. @mjthompson.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Wikipedia "Paramount Pictures originally scheduled First Monday in October for release in February 1982, but President Ronald Reagan's nomination of Sandra Day O'Connor as the first female Supreme Court justice on July 7, 1981, forced the film's release a month after her nomination, in August 1981."
030
© 2026 M.J.Thompson. All Rights Reserved. @mjthompson.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Either they're trying to prevent escape of the plague (surprising) or they're afraid of their own air defense (seems legit)
000
Reposted by © 2026 M.J.Thompson. All Rights Reserved.
FinTwitter @fintwitter.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Ukraine’s President Zelenskiy: Russian drones attack Turkish-owned civilian vessel in neutral waters of black sea.
033
© 2026 M.J.Thompson. All Rights Reserved. @mjthompson.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Is this the old social media experiment from tenish years ago where your feed is based on geographic proximity?
120
© 2026 M.J.Thompson. All Rights Reserved. @mjthompson.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
CBS would love to see complacency drive Democrats away from bothering to vote. Polls are pointless. Everyone must vote Republicans out, instead of hoping everyone else will do it for them.
000
Reposted by © 2026 M.J.Thompson. All Rights Reserved.
Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Community Notes for the win here, Megyn Kelly. 👌
1499230976525
© 2026 M.J.Thompson. All Rights Reserved. @mjthompson.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
But your kids are gonna love it (if you have lots and lots of them so that at least one has a chance to survive the first five years of life)
1201
© 2026 M.J.Thompson. All Rights Reserved. @mjthompson.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
040
© 2026 M.J.Thompson. All Rights Reserved. @mjthompson.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Trump thinking he's a rock star while nobody knows what the hell he just said
static.klipy.com
Back To The Future: Michael J Fox - Johny Be Good
ALT: Back To The Future: Michael J Fox - Johny Be Good
1472