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Janette Moser

@mjmoser.bsky.social
6.5K followers 217 following 32K posts

Unattractive and weird. Employee of two autocratic corgis. Voted most sartorially elegant Red Sox fan. Contrarian Birdland enthusiast. Snoopy aficionado. Baltimore. Boston. Union Rep. Dirtbag Coastal Elite. 🚒🚑

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Janette Moser @mjmoser.bsky.social · 2h
And with that guy it was because of a conflict of interest and not because they had any problems with the hitting philosophy lol.
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Janette Moser @mjmoser.bsky.social · 4h
Nick Offerman: No I have not met him, and when I do I hope that he'll hold me in his arms like a tiny mail order bride. Payton Tolle:
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Janette Moser @mjmoser.bsky.social · 4h
They got rid of *one* driveline guy lol. All the rest are still there.
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Janette Moser @mjmoser.bsky.social · 5h
Seems mom was here while I was out. And I know this because my doormat has been suspiciously replaced.
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Janette Moser @mjmoser.bsky.social · 7h
You're right and I want to die
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Janette Moser @mjmoser.bsky.social · 7h
Breslow don't fuck this up.
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Janette Moser @mjmoser.bsky.social · 20h
Between this and Roman Anthony people need to be gone. And the hitting staff that broke everyone.
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Janette Moser @mjmoser.bsky.social · 20h
So Red Sox medical let him pitch on a broken leg for a FUCKING MONTH. Understandable since we all know there's a dearth of quality medical providers and facilities in Boston. This, collectively with all the other injury issues this year, is absolutely damning. Fucking unacceptable.
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Janette Moser @mjmoser.bsky.social · 22h
As if losing didn't already make me want to end it all, we also got this shit.
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Janette Moser @mjmoser.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Ordered molcajete (for one) and it's so big it came in a CATERING TRAY.
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Janette Moser @mjmoser.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I hate this kinda shit so fucking bad. I was like "gonna be real disappointed when I show up" and a masc presenting woman was like "I'm even more excited actually." Got my ass.
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Janette Moser @mjmoser.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Peppers and pimento?!?! WHAT?!
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Janette Moser @mjmoser.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Hear me out
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Janette Moser @mjmoser.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Wasn't commenting on the death penalty, just the fact that they're making murder porn for their racist fans so they can watch a Muslim man be put to death. Because let's be honest, that's why they're doing it.
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Janette Moser @mjmoser.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Yup. Ended up ordering from the place that's fancier and normally more expensive and it was $54. Still insane but not as bad. Not sure what's going on with the other place.
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Janette Moser @mjmoser.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Since when is crab imperial $98. Jesus Christ. I wanted to treat myself a little bit but damn. I could go Michelin caliber for just slightly more. Also the actual Michelin rating racket is a scam.
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Janette Moser @mjmoser.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
What the fuck
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Janette Moser @mjmoser.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
And make the wild card round 5 so that each team gets at least one home game.
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Janette Moser @mjmoser.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I'm on board with going back to the 154 game season though, if it keeps people healthier.
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Janette Moser @mjmoser.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The wild card thing is fucking dumb. Just seed the playoffs based on win-loss. Why do they have to try to be cutesy about it. This *still* benefits shittier teams who win in shitty divisions.
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Janette Moser @mjmoser.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
If you meant 3.4oz then yes.
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Janette Moser @mjmoser.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
My algorithm is trying to sell me a $550 perfume. I love an expensive perfume but that's steep.
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Janette Moser @mjmoser.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Baltimore attorneys are just out there roaming freely among us, doing eccentric shit like buying Japanese fire trucks and trying to start Red Sox bars. They all got the John Waters brain implant.
baltimoremagazine.com
What’s the Story Behind the Mini Japanese Firetruck Roaming Around Town?
Meet Yama—the tiny red spectacle brought to Baltimore by a local attorney.
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Janette Moser @mjmoser.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
That's right
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Janette Moser @mjmoser.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Sure is
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Janette Moser @mjmoser.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Oh is Christmas the time you're supposed to get the opposite of what you want
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Janette Moser @mjmoser.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Unfortunately I hate the Brew Crew but one of them has to win so ehhhhh
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Janette Moser @mjmoser.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I don't like to bring work home.
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Janette Moser @mjmoser.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
They went on a little tour of Baltimore City, County, PG, and DC. Apparently the guy who owns it lives in Maryland.
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Janette Moser @mjmoser.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Incredible.
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Janette Moser @mjmoser.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Sigh
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Janette Moser @mjmoser.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
They have good vibes and devil magic. Similar to the 23 Orioles.
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Janette Moser @mjmoser.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Daa Jankees Lose
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Janette Moser @mjmoser.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Mason Miller loads the bases, where have I seen this before.
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Janette Moser @mjmoser.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
They won three against the Yankees and one against their fans.
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Janette Moser @mjmoser.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
The GOAT has spoken.
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Janette Moser @mjmoser.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Don't worry, I was on it.
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Janette Moser @mjmoser.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Janette Moser @mjmoser.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
You got anything stronger than juice boxes or nah
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Janette Moser @mjmoser.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It's all the Orioles they got down there now lmao.
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Janette Moser @mjmoser.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Originally ruled a run. Got taken away.
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Janette Moser @mjmoser.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Embarrassed in their own ballpark, you love too see it.
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Janette Moser @mjmoser.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
WELCOME TO THE OFFSEASON I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU
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Janette Moser @mjmoser.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
*Bryan
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Janette Moser @mjmoser.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Thank you Tampa Bay Oriole Brian Baker
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Janette Moser @mjmoser.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
START SPREADIN THE NEWS
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Janette Moser @mjmoser.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Already covered
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Janette Moser @mjmoser.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I remember watching it like "are they gonna break his wrist?"
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Janette Moser @mjmoser.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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