Michael @mjelly96.bsky.social · 12/10/2026Why are the Blazers dogwalking a European team on a random Monday afternoon lol 020
Michael @mjelly96.bsky.social · 11/10/2026Lmao at the Greenlaw graphic right after he got ejected 000
Michael @mjelly96.bsky.social · 11/10/2026I work on phone systems and I stongly approve this message 060
Michael @mjelly96.bsky.social · 11/10/2026So either the Guardians or the Rays are going to the World Series. Crazy! 010
Michael @mjelly96.bsky.social · 11/10/2026I love it because it seems stupidly obvious on the surface and then it can be applied to less intuitive situations like: If you have 400 people, at least 2 of them are going to have the same birthday (400 people > 365 days in a year) 1790
Michael @mjelly96.bsky.social · 09/10/2026This happened a few days ago too. F em! bsky.app/profile/jame... 000
Michael @mjelly96.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Pretty sure this was for a puzzle I was doing in a video game but who knows. Certainly not me! 020
Michael @mjelly96.bsky.social · 06/10/2026We can't let them (you know who) have the sparkle emoji ✨️ it's ours and they can rip it from my cold dead hands 000
Michael @mjelly96.bsky.social · 06/10/2026(I am not actually advocating for drunk driving and I'm glad no one seems to have been hurt) 010
Michael @mjelly96.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Thank you Brendel. All these other commenters are gonna get in trouble with the teacher or sent to the principal 😳 010
Michael @mjelly96.bsky.social · 05/10/2026What a hit by Chourio. And what an inning by the bottom of the Brewers lineup 000
Michael @mjelly96.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Ty France blasted what was likely a homer, it hit a beam/catwalk and fell straight down and was caught for an out, the umps reviewed it and it stood. Would have been a go-ahead homer in the top of the 9th 010
Michael @mjelly96.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Sorry I was at a barbeque but holy shit the Yankees got worked 000
Michael @mjelly96.bsky.social · 03/10/2026"I was gonna have to wait probably 10 seconds for this guy to turn before I could go :(" You are a child 001
Michael @mjelly96.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I just think the people who do dangerous, shitty maneuvers to save maybe 2 seconds while driving should get some real problems for once in their life 100
Michael @mjelly96.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Saw a few mins ago that the lyrics and the "leak" were fakes 🙏 010
Michael @mjelly96.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Seems really weird that after how good they were during the regular season, the Red Sox and the Cubs don't even make the division series 😕 110
Michael @mjelly96.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Fired from my hotel job because I won't stop saying "so true guestie" to all the patrons 031
Michael @mjelly96.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Late to the party but CRJ really cooking on that new album (as she always does) 001
Michael @mjelly96.bsky.social · 24/09/2026First Ken Jennings kills you and now he's robbing you blind. Rude 020
Michael @mjelly96.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I'd trust him like I'd trust someone with a beat up 2007 Chevy Silverado (with my life) 010
Michael @mjelly96.bsky.social · 23/09/2026ABC "fans" once again trying to speak for the rest of us 🙄 It's a SONG and it should RHYME Elemenopee heads know what I'm talking about 010
Michael @mjelly96.bsky.social · 23/09/2026The ABC song's toxic fanbase tells me everything I need to know 0491