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Michael

@mjelly96.bsky.social
509 followers 345 following 2.3K posts

I like video games and sports. #TridentsUp #RipCity #GoHawks I write code sometimes but only for the bit.

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Michael @mjelly96.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Why are the Blazers dogwalking a European team on a random Monday afternoon lol
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Michael @mjelly96.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Coop cleared that. What a fucking joke
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Michael @mjelly96.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Mike Evans can fuck off
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Michael @mjelly96.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Lmao at the Greenlaw graphic right after he got ejected
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Michael @mjelly96.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I bet it feels soooo good to win the toss and defer...
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Michael @mjelly96.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I work on phone systems and I stongly approve this message
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Michael @mjelly96.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
So either the Guardians or the Rays are going to the World Series. Crazy!
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Michael @mjelly96.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I love it because it seems stupidly obvious on the surface and then it can be applied to less intuitive situations like: If you have 400 people, at least 2 of them are going to have the same birthday (400 people > 365 days in a year)
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Michael @mjelly96.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Okay Oregon State I see you!!
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Michael @mjelly96.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Bruh 😭 Jail
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Michael @mjelly96.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
This happened a few days ago too. F em! bsky.app/profile/jame...
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Michael @mjelly96.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Holy crap. Benintendi is still playing 😳
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Michael @mjelly96.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
RBI walk AND RBI hit by pitch is insane
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Michael @mjelly96.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Pretty sure this was for a puzzle I was doing in a video game but who knows. Certainly not me!
A notes app note that has 3 lines:

ABBCA

BdEFAAF

EDBFEBFF
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Michael @mjelly96.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Very sad to learn I share a birthday with this loser 😔
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Michael @mjelly96.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The world's most divorced man
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Michael @mjelly96.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
We can't let them (you know who) have the sparkle emoji ✨️ it's ours and they can rip it from my cold dead hands
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Luis Paez-Pumar @lpp.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Queen Hayley
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Michael @mjelly96.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
(I am not actually advocating for drunk driving and I'm glad no one seems to have been hurt)
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Michael @mjelly96.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Hell yeah go Meemaw
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Michael @mjelly96.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Seahawks didn't end up signing Joe Mixon
A shrimp with a photoshopped human muscle flexing and dumbbells on the tail
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Mixmoji 🤖 @mixmoji.pixigeko.com · 05/10/2026
💯 + 🧄
💯 + 🧄
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Michael @mjelly96.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Thank you Brendel. All these other commenters are gonna get in trouble with the teacher or sent to the principal 😳
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Michael @mjelly96.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
What a hit by Chourio. And what an inning by the bottom of the Brewers lineup
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Michael @mjelly96.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Chargers total yards: 123 Seahawks penalty yards: 115
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Michael @mjelly96.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Dawg what are these penalties
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Michael @mjelly96.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Ty France blasted what was likely a homer, it hit a beam/catwalk and fell straight down and was caught for an out, the umps reviewed it and it stood. Would have been a go-ahead homer in the top of the 9th
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Michael @mjelly96.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Ty France was fucking robbed
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Michael @mjelly96.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Well? What was the answer?
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Michael @mjelly96.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Sorry I was at a barbeque but holy shit the Yankees got worked
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Michael @mjelly96.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
"I was gonna have to wait probably 10 seconds for this guy to turn before I could go :(" You are a child
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Michael @mjelly96.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I just think the people who do dangerous, shitty maneuvers to save maybe 2 seconds while driving should get some real problems for once in their life
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Michael @mjelly96.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Just absolutely destroyed
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Michael @mjelly96.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Hell fuckin yeah Murakami
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Michael @mjelly96.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Congrats!! 🎉🎉
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Michael @mjelly96.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Saw a few mins ago that the lyrics and the "leak" were fakes 🙏
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Michael @mjelly96.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"Damn, these residents are EVIL"
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Michael @mjelly96.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
But that's baseball, baby
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Michael @mjelly96.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Seems really weird that after how good they were during the regular season, the Red Sox and the Cubs don't even make the division series 😕
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Michael @mjelly96.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Fired from my hotel job because I won't stop saying "so true guestie" to all the patrons
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Michael @mjelly96.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Late to the party but CRJ really cooking on that new album (as she always does)
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Michael @mjelly96.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Full Metal Alchemist (2003)
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Michael @mjelly96.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
First Ken Jennings kills you and now he's robbing you blind. Rude
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Michael @mjelly96.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I'd trust him like I'd trust someone with a beat up 2007 Chevy Silverado (with my life)
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Michael @mjelly96.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Happy wojak smiling at the sunset with tears in his eyes
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Michael @mjelly96.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
ABC "fans" once again trying to speak for the rest of us 🙄 It's a SONG and it should RHYME Elemenopee heads know what I'm talking about
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Michael @mjelly96.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The ABC song's toxic fanbase tells me everything I need to know
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slop enjoyer @slop.guru · 22/09/2026
prescription-strength hot dog
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Michael @mjelly96.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Getting put in the contraption for sure
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Michael @mjelly96.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Saw Resident Evil yesterday and it was a lot of fun
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