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Michael James

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Michael James @mj1531.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Better start now. You might get out by next week.
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Michael James @mj1531.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
His seat is on the wing
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Michael James @mj1531.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Could Computing
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Michael James @mj1531.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Chokering should have his locker cleared out and put in a box at the top of the dugout stairs while he’s on the mound.
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Michael James @mj1531.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Clear out this bullpen in the off-season. Only Duran is safe.
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Michael James @mj1531.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Premature celebration
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Michael James @mj1531.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Drake Maye not be starting much longer if he keeps that up
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Michael James @mj1531.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
C+! Oh no!
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Michael James @mj1531.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
It’s always the “Let’s Go Mets!” at the end for me.
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Michael James @mj1531.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Mr. Zendaya
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Gomez Addams: YOU ARE MR. DEBBIE!
Alt: Gomez Addams: YOU ARE MR. DEBBIE!
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Michael James @mj1531.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
She keeps coming back from the Further
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Michael James @mj1531.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Midsommar could be an origin story for Black Widow. An extra meaning to Dani’s smile at the end.
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Ghoulothy @landbeforetim.myatproto.social · 29/07/2026
How I feel about these online age verification laws
“For the Better, Right?," also known as the Anakin and Padme 4-Panel and Clueless Padme, is an exploitable image macro format based on screenshots from the 2002 film Star Wars: Episode II – Attack of the Clones. The meme format is arranged in a common four-panel layout, with the setup, response and punchline in the following panels. Differing from other four-panel memes, the punchline and setup are combined in the first panel, with the other panels being auxiliary.

Top left panel has Anakin saying “Minors are online too much.” 

Top right panel has Padme smiling and saying, “So you're going to provide offline third places and activities for minors, right?”

Bottom left panel has Anakin looking on knowingly

Bottom right panel has Padme staring seriously and soberly with the caption, “You’re going to provide offline third places and activities for minors, right?”
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Michael James @mj1531.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
When you should be on trial, but the court’s in denial… donarrhea!
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Michael James @mj1531.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
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Unsolved Mysteries Title Sequence
Alt: Unsolved Mysteries
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Michael James @mj1531.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Yes, the fix is already in. Has been since the last World Cup.
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final grrrl 𓂀 @finalgrrr1.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
This is rape
2020: Trees
2025: replaced by AI data centers
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Michael James @mj1531.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
The Long Jog: 2 45-minute+ halves for him.
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Who's Ready To Fucking Win?
ALT: Who's Ready To Fucking Win?
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Michael James @mj1531.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
Single-parent kingdoms
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Michael James @mj1531.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Lost 4-1
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Michael James @mj1531.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Starting with TwinkStation 6?
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Nick Piccone @piccone.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
JT. MARSH. STOTT. FRANZKE.
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Michael James @mj1531.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
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Meredith Grey: Oh. What's That Like?
Alt: Oh. What's That Like?
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Michael James @mj1531.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
It felt like he’s still making Close Encounters and ET. So many plot holes in this film. It was ok, but there are definite problems with it.
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Michael James @mj1531.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
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Uncle Fester in Da House! Addams Family
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Michael James @mj1531.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Well, Vegas ran out of gas. No game 7.
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Michael James @mj1531.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Yes. Hoping the Stanley Cup Finals go to 7 games just so we get more hockey.
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Michael James @mj1531.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
youtu.be/MU9Gx4zqfgQ?...
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Fight Club is a Sequel to Ferris Bueller(And I Can Prove It)
YouTube video by WickedMind
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Michael James @mj1531.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
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Matthew Broderick: That's Me (Ferris Bueller)
Alt: Matthew Broderick: That's Me (Ferris Bueller)
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Michael James @mj1531.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Was this teased at the end of Masters of the Universe?
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Michael James @mj1531.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
I heard the Wretched were out too. They still playing in Baltimore.
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Michael James @mj1531.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Going to need a vat of Febreeze to cover up all those animal scents.
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Michael James @mj1531.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
I would say that would apply to the current resident of the White House.
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Captain America: I Understood That Reference
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Michael James @mj1531.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
@invalidname.me Congrats on the Game 7 win. Give Carolina hell.
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Michael James @mj1531.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Kyle in the dugout
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Best In Life - Conan the Barbarian Quote
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Michael James @mj1531.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
The sequel could be coined as Hearse 2: Rehearse
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Michael James @mj1531.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Feels like the beginning of a winless weekend
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Michael James @mj1531.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
AKA a purge splurge
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Sorry... HARD pass. 🤢 #MayTheFourthBewitchYou
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Michael James @mj1531.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Good. Hope that wakes them up.
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Charlie O'Connor @charlieoconn.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Cam York! The Flyers win!
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Michael James @mj1531.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
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Michael James @mj1531.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Good to know
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Michael James @mj1531.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
If they played by the rules, they’d be in gym class right now
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Michael James @mj1531.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Good luck against the Lightning
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Nick Piccone @piccone.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
The playoffs
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Michael James @mj1531.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
And you might find yourself living in a shotgun shack
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Michael James @mj1531.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Live by the long ball, die by the lack of long balls
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Michael James @mj1531.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
You mean the Phightins, right?
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Michael James @mj1531.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Looks interesting. I hope it’s like Hi-Score Girl.
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