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MitziPDX

@mitzipdx.bsky.social
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Soccer, fancy dancing & oontz. She/her/tired.

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MitziPDX @mitzipdx.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I usually have at least 12 hours before everything goes yucky so it's just the challenge of staying hydrated
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MitziPDX @mitzipdx.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
No glass objects within 10' of me would be safe at any time
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MitziPDX @mitzipdx.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
It's 30 grams lol
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MitziPDX @mitzipdx.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Babs was the definition of extra and a silver jewelry appreciator and I respected that but rings should not be described as brutalist!
Large armadillo style ring
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MitziPDX @mitzipdx.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I side sleep on my left so I get them done on my right. strategery
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MitziPDX @mitzipdx.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I'm usually good for at least 12-15 hours before I turn green for the next 10-12 hours lol
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MitziPDX @mitzipdx.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
getting my flu and covid shot today and heading straight to the game what could go wrong
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MitziPDX @mitzipdx.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
that mall is always bumping. such a good move.
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MitziPDX @mitzipdx.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Flu and Rona boosters are scheduled for Saturday afternoon! And I thought of your reminders while I did it ❤️
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MitziPDX @mitzipdx.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I once put the cat's anxiety drops in my eye instead of my robo-eye drops which I had for some reason conveniently placed next to each other. Didn't feel great.
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MitziPDX @mitzipdx.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Remember when the rumored name for that team was the Atlanta Vibe? Pepperidge Farm remembers.
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MitziPDX @mitzipdx.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Ned is the one topic I've been consistently mad about before he even played here and I think that's beautiful
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MitziPDX @mitzipdx.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
4 short corners in a row. This is a personal attack.
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MitziPDX @mitzipdx.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Becky just shot her TV
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MitziPDX @mitzipdx.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I usually do ramyun with a couple soft boiled eggs on the weekend so this is about as ambitious as I get. and hell yeah English muffins! Talking about NOOKS and CRANNIES.
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MitziPDX @mitzipdx.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I made pancakes for breakfast and as always the clean-up reminds me why I don't make pancakes for breakfast more often
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MitziPDX @mitzipdx.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
as a former rural washington county resident they should test it out there. lots of open real estate, not a lot of buildings to crash into, friendly neighbors who aren't all heavily armed...
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MitziPDX @mitzipdx.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I'll definitely follow up!
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MitziPDX @mitzipdx.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
might be bluesky having a moment, too. it's showing me a lot of people I follow can't accept DMs and I know we've DMd
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MitziPDX @mitzipdx.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
hrmm it says you're not following me. I wonder if that's a limitation on this here place
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MitziPDX @mitzipdx.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
that would be great. I want for him to feel like home is safe but if we don't figure out another solution it'll probably be for the best
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John Bate @jflb96.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It goes like this, The fourth, the fifth, The minor fall, the major lift
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MitziPDX @mitzipdx.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I dunno man Bubba's hands are rated E for everyone
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MitziPDX @mitzipdx.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I read about trying certain baby foods but seeing as he's the only chonk cat on this planet who doesn't like Churus I don't like my chances
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MitziPDX @mitzipdx.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
worst part is I tried to slip gabapentin into his food last night and again this morning and he clocked it and refused to eat so there were attempts. I miss my big dumb 160lb dog. We could pry his jaws open like a gator and yeet a pill down his throat before he knew what was happening lol
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MitziPDX @mitzipdx.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
today I attempted to load Bubba into his carrier for a trip to the vet, he escaped while I dilly dallied around and he got BIG mad when I tried to gently scoop him up again so I had to cancel. he's forgiven me but damn I feel like a dick. :/
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MitziPDX @mitzipdx.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I worry about Jessie Fleming too because she's on an iron woman season in addition to her intl duty. sigh.
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MitziPDX @mitzipdx.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
they played this song on basically every top 40 station in Montreal and it's aggressively fine?
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MitziPDX @mitzipdx.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
last 4 years of my life. everything is hard all the time and I need it to stop.
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MitziPDX @mitzipdx.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Take the red or blue line Max to Merlo/158th on the west side and the Aloha Costco is a about a block away
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MitziPDX @mitzipdx.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Laura Harvey to the white courtesy phone plz
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MitziPDX @mitzipdx.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
lollllll work!
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MitziPDX @mitzipdx.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I made a strategic error and put on Disintegration while running errands this morning now I just want to lay face down in an aisle at Winco
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MitziPDX @mitzipdx.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
AT LONG LAST
Goofy taxidermied cougar
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MitziPDX @mitzipdx.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Classic Film Scene: Man Says 'Get Out'
Alt: Cary Grant Says 'Get Out'
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MitziPDX @mitzipdx.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
have you told him about getting fired and abandoned on an airport tarmac yet?
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👻Skulliam🎃Boo-tler🍂Yikes🕷️ @yeets.biz · 19/09/2026
i need to know what happened
sign in a restaurant "due to recent events Bigfoot discussions are no longer permitted on the patio"
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MitziPDX @mitzipdx.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Argentinys
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MitziPDX @mitzipdx.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Oh Union baby I'm so sorry
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MitziPDX @mitzipdx.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Celebrate, thanks
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MitziPDX @mitzipdx.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Babs was a Vette/GTO girlie but they had a neighbor up the hill with a blue Shelby Cobra she'd run out to watch like he was the damn ice cream man. She would have 100% tried to run this cat off the road out of general principle.
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MitziPDX @mitzipdx.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
grizzled veteran
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MitziPDX @mitzipdx.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
pick it up pick it up pick it up?
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MitziPDX @mitzipdx.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
today in having a normal one I went to run an errand at lunch, realized I forgot to tell the cat I was coming back and trudged back up to my apt to do so smfh
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MitziPDX @mitzipdx.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
@trustedreveler.bsky.social come collect your child!
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MitziPDX @mitzipdx.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
thank you new Thorns clothing line for validating my running to Plaid in my jammies and toque as "quietly confident" instead of "depressed for filth but needs caffeine"
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MitziPDX @mitzipdx.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Today has been Frustrating so I made avocado toast with eggs over easy and chili crisp for lunch please clap
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MitziPDX @mitzipdx.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
It's been an ABBA "Gold" kind of morning I tell you what
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MitziPDX @mitzipdx.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Edwina, Tawny, Trisha, Valerie, Diane, Rita, Dr Johnny Fever
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MitziPDX @mitzipdx.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
One of maybe 3 things I miss about office life since I went full time WFH
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