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Mithradates

@mithradatesvi.bsky.social
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Teacher / lawyer: health law, contracts, ethics. UChicago Law alum. Interests in cooking, video games, jazz. Skeets are exclusively jokes. Reskeets and likes are strictly by accident.

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Mithradates @mithradatesvi.bsky.social · 12h
I agreed to sell my 10 year old nephew my PS5 a few months ago, figuring I could roll that money into buying myself a PS5 Pro. A brilliant idea in June. A disaster when he finally puts together enough money in October and the PS5 Pro is now rarer than hen’s teeth.
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Mithradates @mithradatesvi.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
But: Happy ending! She returned to finish Princess Bride the next day, and said she liked it a lot! Success! Maybe we can watch a movie on weekends that isn’t Ponyo again!
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Mithradates @mithradatesvi.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I was wrong. The immediately following scenes of the princess and the prince talking were the breaking point. Too much talking, according to Little Bit. Well, we got further than I expected. And she liked the first 45 minutes a lot. I'm chalking this up as a win.
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Mithradates @mithradatesvi.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
My daughter rarely sticks all the way through a movie. We are to the albino snd the pit of despair. If she’s going to bounce, I expect it will be here.
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Mithradates @mithradatesvi.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
We are about to get to my favorite scene, which is of course when Wesley defeats Vizzini with the power of mithridatism.
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Mithradates @mithradatesvi.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
We got to the first kiss and already got an “I think I’m going to like this movie.” Right as Fred Savage interrupts to protest if this is a “kissing book.”
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Mithradates @mithradatesvi.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
My child is A) not quite five years old and B) Sick Which can only mean one thing. It is time.
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Princess Bride - As You Wish
Alt: Princess Bride - As You Wish
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Mithradates @mithradatesvi.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It did not get the joke. Or maybe how Holland a Tom is is based on their Britishness?
ChatGPT’s interpretation of Tom Hollandest, who is just an extremely British Spider-Man.
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Mithradates @mithradatesvi.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I believe it is very important that we use AI responsibly and only in ways that justify their potential environmental ramifications. That’s why I fed ChatGPT pictures of Tom Holland and Tom Hollander and asked it to give me a picture of Tom Hollandest.
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Mithradates @mithradatesvi.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“… and what do you call this incredible new act?” “The Superintelligence.”
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Mithradates @mithradatesvi.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The firm got an expensive new AI toolset and I’m tasked with trying it out. I am feeling *very* safe about the immediate future of my job, y’all. They touted its ability to write legal pleadings, so I asked it to draft a reply. It took OC’s position. Wrote a whole memo taking their side.
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Mithradates @mithradatesvi.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A thought that came to me on the edge of sleep: a back scratcher would be a good Christmas gift for a centaur. Those hind quarters must be impossible to reach.
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Mithradates @mithradatesvi.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I wonder how much of “taxi for your burrito” culture is driven by the apparent cultural taboo among (largely younger) people against eating out solo.
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Mithradates @mithradatesvi.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
But also, the this has been such an amazing quarter century for TV, filling a top 100 list feels like a pretty target rich environment.
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Mithradates @mithradatesvi.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Lost was terrible and we should be brave enough to admit that now. Until people accept that it was never going to go anywhere and could never have ended any other way they will keep giving JJ Abram’s chances, and that is a mistake.
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Mithradates @mithradatesvi.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
For the first 20 shows I was thinking, “I might not have them in this exact order, but they would all be here and near the top…” Then #22: Lost.
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Mithradates @mithradatesvi.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Reading NYT’s list of the 100 greatest TV shows of the 21sr century. These lists are always navel gazing but… I think these reviewers and I have similar navels. I read backwards from 1 and got into the 20s before it hit a show I seriously disagreed with.
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Mithradates @mithradatesvi.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I was talking to my mother about this. She was horrified that millennials would cut off parents, which she thought was inconceivable. This woman was literally sued by her own father over land he wanted back. And I had to tell her, if she ever did the same… it’s over between us.
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Mithradates @mithradatesvi.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Basically this was @macaronbaker.bsky.social for the last three days.
Dressmaker, the dress making cozy game. Image from The Enigma of Amigara Fault. A man says, “This is my hole! It was made for me!”
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Mithradates @mithradatesvi.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I prefer the second Vampire Hunter D to the first, and I like Howls but I’m ride or die for Princess Mononoke. Witch Hunter Robin was less fun to rewatch than I expected. I think I need to watch it at 2 am after a day of avoiding studying for finals to get the original experience.
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Alexa Ray Corriea @alexaray.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Framing legendary award-winning actor Erika Ishii as a “controversy” is absolute small brained goon behavior, Polygon what the hell
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Mithradates @mithradatesvi.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
There is a Who’s on First style sketch in this, I’m sure of it.
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Mithradates @mithradatesvi.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I for one believe that we need to hire more faculty who believe in Sponsor Originalism. It isn’t vaguely defined, it just hasn’t been treated fairly by the elite orthodoxy.
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Mithradates @mithradatesvi.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The result of Fifth National Bank merging with Third National Bank more than a hundred years ago.
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Mithradates @mithradatesvi.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
It is 78 degrees out but my office is still blasting AC. I guess when you have a whole summer of 100 degree weather that refuses to budge you get gun shy about turning the air back down. Glad I left a coat up here back in March.
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Mithradates @mithradatesvi.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I for one hope Parker Molloy eventually comes back. I think her contributions had immense value, regardless of one vile crash out. For the same reasons…
A Talarico for Texas yard sign.
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Mithradates @mithradatesvi.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Parliament of owls, pride of lions, old people buffet of jellyfish.
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Mithradates @mithradatesvi.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Me, watching my daughter do the absolute most basic finger picking on a guitar it is humanly possible to: “Prodigy.”
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Mithradates @mithradatesvi.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Hahahahahaha no
A pop up notification from chat gpt regarding connecting your financial information to their accounts.
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Mithradates @mithradatesvi.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
It certainly seems like a social media manager bot is achievable on a minuscule budget now, with essentially zero expertise.
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Mithradates @mithradatesvi.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
It is doing most of the work locally, with fallback to chatGPT. I’m on a $20 plan, and the impact of developing the bot is noticeable in my usage rates, but the bot itself’s usage is negligible. We will see if that remains true when it is actually posting.
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Mithradates @mithradatesvi.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
It’s gone through daily updates, and the second full iteration is producing better results than the first. It now has specific criteria for how to evaluate an article, what to look for and what to avoid. It is pulling 80-100 articles a day, and is now doing an OK job filtering down to 4-6 posts.
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Mithradates @mithradatesvi.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I know nothing at all about software development, so this has been fun to tool around with. I evaluated the first phase after a week of operating. I was hoping it would be ready to deploy, but nope. It finds new ways to fail pretty much daily. But it does feel like it’s getting closer.
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Mithradates @mithradatesvi.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
One surprise for me as a parent is that Little Bit often *doesn’t* share my foibles and hangups. I was so ADHD by pre-K that I was basically unteachable until I was medicated in the second grade. Watching her concentrate for a 30-minute lesson blows my mind.
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Mithradates @mithradatesvi.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Sorbet: the most underrated of all the frozen deserts.
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Mithradates @mithradatesvi.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
In fairness, I think they were always gender
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Mithradates @mithradatesvi.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Week 1 was just how to stand and sit with the guitar. And it did take a whole week for her to learn those steps, practicing daily. And then four weeks in you hear her plucking the open 3-2-1-2 strings in succession and you realize, oh, add some frets to that and she’s playing twinkle twinkle.
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Mithradates @mithradatesvi.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
We enrolled Little Bit in Suzuki guitar lessons. We are only four weeks in, but the process is impressive. They worked in tiny steps, I almost didn’t realize how it was adding up to playing anything at all. And then this week, suddenly the curtain opens and like… that’s recognizably guitar playing.
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Mithradates @mithradatesvi.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
It was a beautiful body, but the M nib wrote like an extra broad, and the F nib I replaced it with wrote like a broad. I found a seller with EF nibs on Ali, but when I tried replacing it a second time the feed kind of… exploded.
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Mithradates @mithradatesvi.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Facebook “marked safe from” meme indicating that the user has been marked safe from playing an Ed Sheeran concert.
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Mithradates @mithradatesvi.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I’ve definitely had that experience. I have a Majohn P140 that I gave up on after two attempts at replacing nibs. I’m still in the phase of finding out what I like in a one, and apparently what I like is a thicker pen with a piston fill mechanism, which can be expensive in name brands.
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Mithradates @mithradatesvi.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
In light of recent events I will also not be playing with Ed Sheeran.
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Mithradates @mithradatesvi.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I just ordered a couple Chinese pens, and at like the $50 range they start getting impressively good. The Asvine C2000 is a pleasure in the hand. It won’t replace the TWSBI Eco as my everyday carry, but it is has a lovely heft to it.
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Mithradates @mithradatesvi.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
A few months ago I started working on my Mid-Life Crisis Plan by taking up journaling and also collecting fountain pens. ✒️ I gotta say, I’m still months out from 40, but I’m feeling pretty good with the shape this crisis is taking. Fountain pens freaking rule.
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Mithradates @mithradatesvi.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I returned to private practice (mostly; stayed an adjunct) a year ago after a couple years full-time in a low-paid academic job. I’m starting to get angry on pay days. Where the hell was all this money when I was doing good in the world? And then I park in the faculty lot and see Lyft stickers. 🤬
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Mithradates @mithradatesvi.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The ATM at the credit union I frequent only does 20s. Occasionally I’ll see a 100 when cashing a check or as a gift, but I don’t think I’ve seen a 50 in at least 10 years, maybe longer.
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Mithradates @mithradatesvi.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Has anyone seen a $50 bill recently? I just realized I couldn’t remember the last time I saw one. I had kinda forgotten they existed.
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Mithradates @mithradatesvi.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The #1 way in which AI is currently slowing down my research is the absolutely endless ai headnotes Lexis insists on adding to everything.
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Mithradates @mithradatesvi.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I think I just burned myself touching this hot take.
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Mithradates @mithradatesvi.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
If there was one vital lesson we learned out of 2024, it was that is sometimes significantly easier to demoralize your opponent’s base than to fire up your own.
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