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Mitchell 🧀

@mitchplease.bsky.social
683 followers 719 following 186 posts

gay & dumb 😌 | birdo main | toronto

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Mitchell 🧀 @mitchplease.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
cage-free and ethically sourced #fcf
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Mitchell 🧀 @mitchplease.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
need to dangle a gold chain over someone's son
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Mitchell 🧀 @mitchplease.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
tan lines loading
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Mitchell 🧀 @mitchplease.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
this and some head (you're doing sea hag roleplay)
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Mitchell 🧀 @mitchplease.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
out-of-officemaxxing 🌊
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adrian. @penacolada2293.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
happy pride month! be gay! do crime! creampies!!
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Mitchell 🧀 @mitchplease.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
🩷🩶🤍 What if we kissed under our waistbands? 🫪
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Joao @joaof.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Hacks giving everything the gays wanted
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Mitchell 🧀 @mitchplease.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
happy naked saturday to all who celebrate
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Mitchell 🧀 @mitchplease.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
I should call him 🌷
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Mitchell 🧀 @mitchplease.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
🌨️ stay warm boys
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Andrew Palmer 🎃 @andrewp97.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
it’s that time of year again!
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Jae @heyjaeee.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
🥹🥹🥹🥹
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Mitchell 🧀 @mitchplease.bsky.social · 30/09/2025
Can you get my backside? 🫧
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Mitchell 🧀 @mitchplease.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
can I interest you in one (1) hump? possibly more? #humpday
Hump day jockstrap pic
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ñam @clownboysideral.bsky.social · 28/05/2025
BLUESKY IS DEAD I don't want to remarry. I only want SEX. See my pussy. 𝙲̲𝙻̲𝙸̲𝙲̲𝙺̲ ̲𝙷̲𝙴̲𝚁̲𝙴̲
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CRIMINAL SIMPSONS @criminalsimpsons.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
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David Mack @davidmackau.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
me getting ready for the next great depression
kate from white lotus talking about beans & how much she loves them
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Mitchell 🧀 @mitchplease.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
mondays are so ass
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Pokémon Gems @pokemongems.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
look at this old Bellsprout
Screenshot of an elderly Bellsprout with a walking cane and a beard in the Pokémon anime
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Mitchell 🧀 @mitchplease.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
a boy and his weiner
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Robin Marwick @electricland.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Canada’s Fentanyl Czar
Mary Walsh as Marg Delahunty as Marg, Princess Warrior: a middle-aged woman in glasses, wearing a red outfit modelled after that of Xena, Warrior Princess and wielding a sword
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Jae @heyjaeee.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
How many times have I listened to Abracadabra since it came out?
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Mitchell 🧀 @mitchplease.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
head empty, paws up for abracadabra.
Homer Simpson thinking, his brain is full of thoughts about Lady Gaga's song Abracadabra
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Mitchell 🧀 @mitchplease.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
but actually, media in DMs when?? 😮‍💨
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Mitchell 🧀 @mitchplease.bsky.social · 25/01/2025
The boot order on this season of The Traitors is truly diabolical
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Mitchell 🧀 @mitchplease.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
who up humpin their day
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Toast @thembofication.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
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Mitchell 🧀 @mitchplease.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
Dylan O'Brien hive rise up
gay guy mirror selfie showing bulge while wearing a Dylan O'Brien t shirt
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Adam Ellis @adamtots.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
♥️
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ITYSL memes 💦🥩 @ityslmemes.com · 29/12/2024
unironic RIP to a legend
Little Iimmy Carter 
1924-2024
Pancakes by drunk dump truck driver
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Mitchell 🧀 @mitchplease.bsky.social · 29/12/2024
How was the latest Canada's Drag Race reading challenge such a flop. Making fun of gay people is so easy??
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Mitchell 🧀 @mitchplease.bsky.social · 27/12/2024
another day during the end of year void
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Mitchell 🧀 @mitchplease.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
gn / gm 💋
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Pokémon Gems @pokemongems.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
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Mitchell 🧀 @mitchplease.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
*to the tune of 12 days of Christmas* 55 Burgers, 55 Fries, 55 Tacos, 55 Pies, 55 Cokes, 100 Tater Tots, 100 Pizzas, 100 Tenders, 100 Meatballs, 100 Coffees, 55 Wings, 55 Shakes, 55 Pancakes, 55 Pastas, 55 Peppers, and 155 Taters
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Mitchell 🧀 @mitchplease.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
Show us your credit cards, go!
Jeff Probst, host of Survivor, holding up a visa cardZoomed in photo of Jeff Probst's credit card from an old episode of Survivor
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Mitchell 🧀 @mitchplease.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
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Mitchell 🧀 @mitchplease.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
We saw you from across the cenote and really dig your vibe
Selfie of two men at dinner in Alux restaurant, Playa Del Carmen
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Mitchell 🧀 @mitchplease.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
out of office 🌴
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it’s g ♍️ @yourprettyboy.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
looking at dick and ass pics instead of working
Kim k *hard* at work
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