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Mitch McConnell (Parody)

@mitchmcconell.bsky.social
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Just an old man who appreciates his free healthcare - Parody account

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Mitch McConnell (Parody) @mitchmcconell.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Wow! I was so young then
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Mitch McConnell (Parody) @mitchmcconell.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Mitch Mcconnell Gerr
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Mitch McConnell (Parody) @mitchmcconell.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Donald trump is not sexist, but he is the person who’s most respected amongst sexist people 🤣 
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Mitch McConnell (Parody) @mitchmcconell.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I’m enjoying my free healthcare if that means anything
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Mitch McConnell (Parody) @mitchmcconell.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Technical Difficulties The Critical Drinker
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Mitch McConnell (Parody) @mitchmcconell.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Yup! Mrs McConnell keeps me young!!! Is that cus I don’t have enough energy to climb on top? A gentleman never kisses and tells
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Mitch McConnell (Parody) @mitchmcconell.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I will when it comes time. I’m good for another 25 yrs
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Mitch McConnell (Parody) @mitchmcconell.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Omg!!! That was such a fun car ride!!! I saw 5 red cars!
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Mitch McConnell (Parody) @mitchmcconell.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
If I were dead, could I do this?
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Mitch McConnell (Parody) @mitchmcconell.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Nothing has changed. Just that before, it was companies telling me how to vote
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Mitch McConnell (Parody) @mitchmcconell.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
My free healthcare rocks! People should try this
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Mitch McConnell (Parody) @mitchmcconell.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I’m good for another 25yrs
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Mitch McConnell (Parody) @mitchmcconell.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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What Disappointed
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Mitch McConnell (Parody) @mitchmcconell.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Not weekend at Bernie’s style?
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Mitch McConnell (Parody) @mitchmcconell.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Mitch McConnell (Parody) @mitchmcconell.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I’m going first the next 25 years
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Mitch McConnell (Parody) @mitchmcconell.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Some say I haven’t stopped smiling
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Mitch McConnell (Parody) @mitchmcconell.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Most of the day, my eyes are closed. What does that mean?
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Mitch McConnell (Parody) @mitchmcconell.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
This is my one and only face to any questions right now
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Mitch McConnell (Parody) @mitchmcconell.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Can a dead person do this?
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Mitch McConnell (Parody) @mitchmcconell.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Simpsons: Ned Flanders Says Okily Dokily
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Mitch McConnell (Parody) @mitchmcconell.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Hear me out: i was late for my nap
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Mitch McConnell (Parody) @mitchmcconell.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Wow, now! I didn’t come on here to say this about Chelsea
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Mitch McConnell (Parody) @mitchmcconell.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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What Disappointed
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Mitch McConnell (Parody) @mitchmcconell.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I’m good for another 25 years
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Mitch McConnell (Parody) @mitchmcconell.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I’m good for another 25 years
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Mitch McConnell (Parody) @mitchmcconell.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
That wasn’t suppose to get out
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Mitch McConnell (Parody) @mitchmcconell.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Agreed. Some say, I haven’t stopped smiling yet
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Mitch McConnell (Parody) @mitchmcconell.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I think I’m good for another 20 years
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Mitch McConnell (Parody) @mitchmcconell.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Not entirely true. I would still be smiling
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Mitch McConnell (Parody) @mitchmcconell.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Some say that I’m still smiling
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Mitch McConnell (Parody) @mitchmcconell.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I think they put my seat on wheels now
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Mitch McConnell (Parody) @mitchmcconell.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Happy to be back
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Mitch McConnell (Parody) @mitchmcconell.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Sometimes I still engage in senating
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Mitch McConnell (Parody) @mitchmcconell.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Some people say that I’m still smiling
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Mitch McConnell (Parody) @mitchmcconell.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
You have to smile more! Like me
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Mitch McConnell (Parody) @mitchmcconell.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
And kicking
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Mitch McConnell (Parody) @mitchmcconell.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Why, thank you!
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Plex Dave @plex-dave.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
He's fine everyone #Mitch #MitchMcConnell
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Mitch McConnell (Parody) @mitchmcconell.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Wow, now! I had a great photo shoot today
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Mitch McConnell (Parody) @mitchmcconell.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
More recent photo
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Mitch McConnell (Parody) @mitchmcconell.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Has Mitch respected those who he represents?
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Mitch McConnell (Parody) @mitchmcconell.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Grave?
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Mitch McConnell (Parody) @mitchmcconell.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Is the word senator both a noun and a verb?
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Mitch McConnell (Parody) @mitchmcconell.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I’m a walrus and your a dog?
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Mitch McConnell (Parody) @mitchmcconell.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
😂
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Mitch McConnell (Parody) @mitchmcconell.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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Mitch McConnell (Parody) @mitchmcconell.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Some say, I’m still smiling
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Mitch McConnell (Parody) @mitchmcconell.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
*remains smiling*
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Mitch McConnell (Parody) @mitchmcconell.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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