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Mitchell Maurer @mitchellnba.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

Would you like some more pickles?

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Mitchell Maurer @mitchellnba.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

Wait dangit I should’ve taken my time

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Mitchell Maurer @mitchellnba.bsky.social · 22/06/2026

I know it’s getting played out but it’s still fun to get one.

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Mitchell Maurer @mitchellnba.bsky.social · 27/01/2026

Also if you feel like this, that’s ok too. Those future picks and pick swaps from 3-5 years ago hit harrrrrd.

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Mitchell Maurer @mitchellnba.bsky.social · 14/01/2026

Also, if you want to really go there…

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Mitchell Maurer @mitchellnba.bsky.social · 14/01/2026

Manifesting what must come to pass. @brewhoop.bsky.social knows what’s up.

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Mitchell Maurer @mitchellnba.bsky.social · 02/01/2026

oh god a bunch more people are following me. Well, if you want general basketball posts, commentary on the slow decline of both America and the Milwaukee Bucks, and assorted re-skeets of questionable humor, then you’re in the right place! If not…

Krusty the Clown (Klown?) brandishing a weapon and telling Homer to just keep right on drivin’

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Mitchell Maurer @mitchellnba.bsky.social · 02/01/2026

Turns out Kon Knueppel probably sucks. (To be clear, the image itself is a bunch of horseshit. Kon is the one who liked it.)

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Mitchell Maurer @mitchellnba.bsky.social · 02/07/2025

I actually like the “full-court heave” imagery. It’s a high-risk scenario with a narrow path to actually working. But is it better to take the low-odds shot, or let the clock expire?

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Mitchell Maurer @mitchellnba.bsky.social · 06/06/2025

“What happened?! Tyrese goddamn Haliburton, that’s what happened!”

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Mitchell Maurer @mitchellnba.bsky.social · 03/05/2025

Only if you want me to walk up to you like

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Mitchell Maurer @mitchellnba.bsky.social · 21/02/2025

When I say “Krasnov” what comes to mind?

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Mitchell Maurer @mitchellnba.bsky.social · 15/02/2025

Man @kylekuzma.bsky.social stop reinforcing your reputation, you don’t *have* to be on the wrong side of things

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Mitchell Maurer @mitchellnba.bsky.social · 15/02/2025

And in response, an op-ed submitted by someone under the byline K.L. Duckworth:

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Mitchell Maurer @mitchellnba.bsky.social · 14/02/2025

(Originally posted on Khris Middleton’s account on Xwitter) MAN THIS STINGS 😢

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Mitchell Maurer @mitchellnba.bsky.social · 10/02/2025

my boss: why is this project not delivered yet? and it’s over budget? me, the PM with every single message from management (plus my responses stating it would delay delivery and increase costs) in writing:

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Mitchell Maurer @mitchellnba.bsky.social · 19/12/2024

“Oh someone said the Bucks might land CJ McCollum!” dude, that post exists so your cousin’s boyfriend’s little brother puts $20 on some shitty sports book and pads their revenues. I mean, look at this!

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Mitchell Maurer @mitchellnba.bsky.social · 02/12/2024

Not only that, the eyeroll at this point in the ‘squabble up’ really drives home the point that there is very, very, *very* little respect from Kendrick on this.

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Mitchell Maurer @mitchellnba.bsky.social · 15/11/2024

Warning: this is gonna be a short list, so let’s not go past, say, 10 likes.

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Mitchell Maurer @mitchellnba.bsky.social · 22/12/2023

The Milwaukee Bucks are trending upwards, and have been for a while. If you're familiar with my stuff @brewhoop.bsky.social you'll know that I look at a team's end-of-quarter (EOQ) point differential over time to see how consistent they perform. Here's where the Bucks are after 28 games:

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Mitchell Maurer @mitchellnba.bsky.social · 28/11/2023

Update: I went back and made my Bucks EOQ point differential viz A) less bad, B) added the 2013-14 season, and C) added each head coach and their record. A more in-depth guest post to follow @brewhoop.bsky.social, hopefully soon!

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Mitchell Maurer @mitchellnba.bsky.social · 28/11/2023

I have a Bluesky exclusive for all five of you who are both here and care about this stuff. I had a slow day at work and made a thing: this chart is a visualization of Milwaukee’s cumulative point differential since 2014-15 (through to today).

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Mitchell Maurer @mitchellnba.bsky.social · 01/10/2023

No wonder Dame can casually pull up from 40. It’s Dad Strength. A kid who *can* walk but *won’t* has the density of a small star, and here he is carrying two of them at once.

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