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Mitchell Israel ❌👑

@mitchelli513.bsky.social
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Jew, Sports Fan, Chicago area native IU ‘19, Brandeis ‘23 I like liberal democracy, I don’t like authoritarianism (this means both fascism and communism) #NoKings

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Mitchell Israel ❌👑 @mitchelli513.bsky.social · 20h
A lot of “Free Palestine” activists simply hate Dems and want them to lose.
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Mitchell Israel ❌👑 @mitchelli513.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
One question: What the FUCK?!
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Mitchell Israel ❌👑 @mitchelli513.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Ooh that Snell, can you Snell that Snell?
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Mitchell Israel ❌👑 @mitchelli513.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
AP RANK NDSU YOU COWARDS
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Mitchell Israel ❌👑 @mitchelli513.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Whenever I think of Sean Murphy I think about this
Sean Murphy getting hit in the butt by a baseball
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Mitchell Israel ❌👑 @mitchelli513.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Oh hi there Sean Murphy
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Mitchell Israel ❌👑 @mitchelli513.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Pitcher Ohtani is fully shut down, right?
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Mitchell Israel ❌👑 @mitchelli513.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
A rapist supporting rapists?
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Davonne Rogers Pretends To Be Shocked
Alt: Davonne Rogers Pretends To Be Shocked
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Mitchell Israel ❌👑 @mitchelli513.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Fuck both these QBs in Steelers/Browns
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Mitchell Israel ❌👑 @mitchelli513.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
That’s a lot of Hitler Particles
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Mitchell Israel ❌👑 @mitchelli513.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Aaron “Drake Maye” Rodgers
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Mitchell Israel ❌👑 @mitchelli513.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It really should be White Sox-Rays and Yankees-Guardians
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Mitchell Israel ❌👑 @mitchelli513.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
You don't hate the Mainstream Media enough
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Mitchell Israel ❌👑 @mitchelli513.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Butt rock is Nickelback and Creed
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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
People on here will tweet anything. “Charlie Brown had L.J. Hoes on his fantasy team.” No he didn’t. That isn’t true.
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Mitchell Israel ❌👑 @mitchelli513.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Ooh the antisemites are MAD!
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Mitchell Israel ❌👑 @mitchelli513.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Time to sing Die Eagles Die!
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Mitchell Israel ❌👑 @mitchelli513.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Case Keenum is the MAN!
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Mitchell Israel ❌👑 @mitchelli513.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Marty McFly: Hey I've Seen This One!
Alt: Marty McFly: Hey I've Seen This One!
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Mitchell Israel ❌👑 @mitchelli513.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Peter Griffin: Oh My God, Who Cares?
Alt: Peter Griffin: Oh My God, Who the hell cares?
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Mitchell Israel ❌👑 @mitchelli513.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Big Ten After Dark
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Mitchell Israel ❌👑 @mitchelli513.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
“Democrats can’t stop talking about this book” Charlie Brown had hoes-ass headline
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Chicago Cubs @cubsbot.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
GET IN CHICAGO, WE'RE GOING TO THE POSTSEASON.
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Mitchell Israel ❌👑 @mitchelli513.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The Cubs and White Sox clinched their playoff spots on the same day, at the same time
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Mitchell Israel ❌👑 @mitchelli513.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Tanner Gordon is throwing a Yes Hitter
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Mitchell Israel ❌👑 @mitchelli513.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The Greatest to Ever Do It
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Mitchell Israel ❌👑 @mitchelli513.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
He’s gonna be Prisonmaxxing soon
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Mitchell Israel ❌👑 @mitchelli513.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Inject it straight into my veins
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Mitchell Israel ❌👑 @mitchelli513.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The Vikings must have made a deal with the devil. There’s no other explanation.
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Mitchell Israel ❌👑 @mitchelli513.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
there are way too many people on this site who don't understand how jokes work!
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Mitchell Israel ❌👑 @mitchelli513.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Did I just argue with a joke? Part of a Bluesky Educational Series
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Mitchell Israel ❌👑 @mitchelli513.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
10/10, no notes.
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Mitchell Israel ❌👑 @mitchelli513.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
“Thank you for changing my life”
“I’m literally just Pete Crow-Armstrong”
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Mitchell Israel ❌👑 @mitchelli513.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
French may as well have posted The Fourteen Words, his posts have the same message
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Mitchell Israel ❌👑 @mitchelli513.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I don’t know if you guys have heard, but Pete Crow-Armstrong is the Greatest to Ever Do It
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Mitchell Israel ❌👑 @mitchelli513.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
@cespedesbbq.bsky.social does this count as your Reds Bold Prediction coming true?
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ike, son of mike @i-bresnick.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I have to admit, part of why I'm not gonna side against Robert Kraft on this one is that "To all of my Jewish brothers and sisters: criticism of Israel, criticism of apartheid, being against genocide in no way is a criticism of you" came from this guy:
Macklemore, peforming as an antisemitic caricature in 2014
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Mitchell Israel ❌👑 @mitchelli513.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
If a stranger were to ask me "are you a Zionist?" My answer would be "none of your fucking business"
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Mitchell Israel ❌👑 @mitchelli513.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
First to 50 points wins?
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Mitchell Israel ❌👑 @mitchelli513.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
What a way to learn the name Kaden Davis
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Mitchell Israel ❌👑 @mitchelli513.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Is it going to be an annual occurrence?
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Mitchell Israel ❌👑 @mitchelli513.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
LMAO @Ohio State
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Adam Sandler's 'You Blew It!' Reaction
Alt: Adam Sandler's 'You Blew It!' Reaction
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Mitchell Israel ❌👑 @mitchelli513.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Ryan Day choking in big games is beautiful to see
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Mitchell Israel ❌👑 @mitchelli513.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
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It's Always Sunny: I'm Playing Both Sides
Alt: It's Always Sunny: I'm Playing Both Sides, so I always come out on top
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Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 11/09/2026
@LA Rams
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Mitchell Israel ❌👑 @mitchelli513.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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Homelander The Boys Season 5
Alt: Homelander from The Boys in the Oval office
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Kim Wexler's Ponytail 🐝💛🎗 @madisonkittay.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Do NOT use this website. It is a data harvesting and tracking site funded by Elon Musk.
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Mitchell Israel ❌👑 @mitchelli513.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Fuck your Apology, Bing Bong
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Sickos Committee @sickoscommittee.org · 05/09/2026
Hey, do you remember the 2025-2026 Indiana Hoosiers? They won a national championship. A true fact that, months later, I like to bring up to anyone that will listen.
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Mitchell Israel ❌👑 @mitchelli513.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Lol. Lmao even.
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