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Mitchell Israel ❌👑

@mitchelli513.bsky.social
221 followers 310 following 955 posts

Jew, Sports Fan, Chicago area native IU ‘19, Brandeis ‘23 I like liberal democracy, I don’t like authoritarianism (this means both fascism and communism) #NoKings

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Mitchell Israel ❌👑 @mitchelli513.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Whenever I think of Sean Murphy I think about this
Sean Murphy getting hit in the butt by a baseball
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Mitchell Israel ❌👑 @mitchelli513.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Did I just argue with a joke? Part of a Bluesky Educational Series
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Mitchell Israel ❌👑 @mitchelli513.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
“Thank you for changing my life”
“I’m literally just Pete Crow-Armstrong”
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Mitchell Israel ❌👑 @mitchelli513.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
She did the meme
Tony Snell’s statline meme
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Mitchell Israel ❌👑 @mitchelli513.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
You know, I’m something of a fucking idiot myself
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Mitchell Israel ❌👑 @mitchelli513.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Where my fellow Jews who got the Pope at
My closest match was Pope Leo XIV
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Mitchell Israel ❌👑 @mitchelli513.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
The dragon meme, with Roy Cooper, Sherrod Brown, Josh Turek, and James Talarico as scary dragons and Graham Platner as the derpy dragon
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Mitchell Israel ❌👑 @mitchelli513.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Break Out the Mops! Cubs took 4 out of 4
A mop and bucket
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Mitchell Israel ❌👑 @mitchelli513.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Me sowing: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!!
Me reaping: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.
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Mitchell Israel ❌👑 @mitchelli513.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
The wannabe authoritarians gotta stick together
A list of politicians who have endorsed Viktor Or án
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Mitchell Israel ❌👑 @mitchelli513.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Did Trump basically say this word for word?
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Mitchell Israel ❌👑 @mitchelli513.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
A take on the difference between two pictures meme from The Office, with pictures of Donald Trump and Aerys II Targaryan
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Mitchell Israel ❌👑 @mitchelli513.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
i.kym-cdn.com/photos/image...
The me sowing/me reaping meme tweet
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Mitchell Israel ❌👑 @mitchelli513.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Wild how millions of Americans were convinced it was Kamala Harris, not Donald Trump, who was guaranteed to start wars pbs.twimg.com/media/GcdhHS...
Nute Gunray from Star Wars is killed while saying “Lord Sidious promised us peace”
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Mitchell Israel ❌👑 @mitchelli513.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
You, sir, are an antisemite
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Mitchell Israel ❌👑 @mitchelli513.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Yay Wisconsin!
A New Glarus Spotted Cow beer
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Mitchell Israel ❌👑 @mitchelli513.bsky.social · 27/03/2025
IT’S OPENING DAY!!!
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Mitchell Israel ❌👑 @mitchelli513.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
Fuck. Her.
An Instagram post from allhostages in which a tweet by Eve Barlow is condemned.
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Mitchell Israel ❌👑 @mitchelli513.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
Republicans when trying to decide if Jews deserve protection from antisemitism
Glinda from the Wizard of Oz with text reading “Are you a Good Jew, or a Bad Jew?”
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Mitchell Israel ❌👑 @mitchelli513.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
Antisemites whenever they meet a Jewish person
Glinda from The Wizard of Oz with the text “Are you a Good Jew, or a Bad Jew?”
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Mitchell Israel ❌👑 @mitchelli513.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
They did say something
The ADL posts and says: “A President has many powers, but none of them include  deciding who is and isn't Jewish. Doing so, and using "Palestinian" as a slur, are both beneath any @POTUS. Instead of weaponizing people's identity, use the power of the bully pulpit to bring the American people together”
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Mitchell Israel ❌👑 @mitchelli513.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Vladimir Putin as a ventriloquist and Donald Trump as a dummy
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Mitchell Israel ❌👑 @mitchelli513.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
‘I never thought Leopards would eat MY Face,’ sobs woman who voted for the Leopards Eating People’s Faces Party.
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Mitchell Israel ❌👑 @mitchelli513.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
Trump take egg
A grocery store shelf with no eggs
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Mitchell Israel ❌👑 @mitchelli513.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
“I never thought the leopards would ear MY face”, sobs woman who voted for the Leopards Eating People’s Faces Party
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Mitchell Israel ❌👑 @mitchelli513.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Seeing Kanye’s incoherent rantings this morning immediately made me think of this quote
A photo of Taylor Swift with a quote about “trash takes itself out every single time”
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Mitchell Israel ❌👑 @mitchelli513.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
A Tweet from dril
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Mitchell Israel ❌👑 @mitchelli513.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
Officially Offical! The Bears got their guy!
A post announcing the new head coach of the Chicago Bears: Ben Johnson
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Mitchell Israel ❌👑 @mitchelli513.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
With
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Mitchell Israel ❌👑 @mitchelli513.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
One more time
A SpongeBob meme, with tough SpongeBob being Ohio State in the CFP and wimpy SpongeBob being Ohio State against Michigan
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Mitchell Israel ❌👑 @mitchelli513.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Chiefs-Bills will feature of the two most famous WAGs in pro sports
A picture of Taylor Swift and Hailee Steinfeld
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Mitchell Israel ❌👑 @mitchelli513.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
The two buttons meme, with the two buttons saying "we won" and "we were genocided" and the second frame being Nerdeen Kiswani
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Mitchell Israel ❌👑 @mitchelli513.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
A meme of Indiana Football Coach Curt Cignetti
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Mitchell Israel ❌👑 @mitchelli513.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
A meme with “Mark” at the top, and a woman making a disgusted face for “Zuckerberg” and a questioning face for “Cuban”
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Mitchell Israel ❌👑 @mitchelli513.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
Right wing Jews: “Antisemitism is okay if it’s against Jews we don’t like”
A post on X from Arsen Ostrovsky
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Mitchell Israel ❌👑 @mitchelli513.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
18 rarity score too
An immaculate grid #643
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Mitchell Israel ❌👑 @mitchelli513.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
THE SEC SUCKS!
A phone call labeled “Potential Fraud” with the SEC logo
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Mitchell Israel ❌👑 @mitchelli513.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
A SpongeBob meme of Ohio State in the CFP vs Ohio State against Michigan
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Mitchell Israel ❌👑 @mitchelli513.bsky.social · 31/12/2024
(Samuel) L. Jackson is the winner!!!!!!
A screenshot of an ESPN Fantasy Football matchup A graphic from ESPN and the words “Fantasy Champion”
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Mitchell Israel ❌👑 @mitchelli513.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
The thing about antisemites is that most of them are very stupid
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Mitchell Israel ❌👑 @mitchelli513.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
Bro lost to Kentucky at home, and was ranked behind Bama and Miami
A Lane Kiffin tweet saying “Way to keep us on the edge of our seats Committee… Riveting”
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Mitchell Israel ❌👑 @mitchelli513.bsky.social · 20/12/2024
25!
An Immaculate Grid with a rarity score of 25
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Mitchell Israel ❌👑 @mitchelli513.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
L-O-S-E-R, who’s a loser? You are!
Ohio Representative Josh Williams introduces an act to make flag planting at midfield a felony in the state of Ohio
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