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Mitchell Dean

@mitchelldean.bsky.social
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I like Movies, the Cubs and the Lions. Don’t try to bother me, I’m probably sleeping. Shift work sucks. Friends with all squirrels.

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Diedrich Bader @diedrichbader.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
My beautiful sister everyone
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Justin Alexander @alexandrian.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
My daughter saw "Amok Time" and declared that the green ceremonial gong was made from CRYSTALLIZED VULCAN BLOOD. So that's my head canon now. Also just makes sense given the symbolism and function of the koon-ut-kal-if-fee in civilizing the biological imperative of pon farr.
Spock and T'Pring standing in front of a green gong from the Star Trek episode "Amok Time"
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m. @mrh2197.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Cabin In The Woods Zombie Zombie
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 30/09/2026
BREAKING NEWS: “Do geese see God” is a palindrome
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 05/12/2025
The image is of a comic titled "Winter."
Panel one depicts monarch butterflies flying. They say, "We take a long journey south."
Panel two depicts a bear hibernating underground. It says, "I fall into a deep, impenetrable sleep."
Panel three depicts a squirrel holding an acorn, with other nuts scattered around it. Off camera, someone asks, "How do YOU survive?"
Panel four depicts the squirrel having grown enormously round after having eaten all the nuts.
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
In the first panel we see a dragon sitting on a pile of treasure. A speech bubble pointing off panel reads, “Dragon, why do you have all this treasure?”
In the second panel we zoom in on the dragons face. He simply says “shiny”.
In the third panel we pan to the left and see that there is a crow standing next to the dragon on the treasure.
In the fourth panel we zoom in on the crows face. He says “hell yeah”.
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Mitchell Dean @mitchelldean.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Scott Keenan 🏈🍔🚛 @scottkeenan724.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I love the baseball ladies on here. They will tell you who is handsome... Respectfully of course. They will also tell you how to use your bullpen... There won't be a whole lot of respect. Cursing is almost a given. And they're usually right.
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Mitchell Dean @mitchelldean.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Nice!
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Maxwell Bibble @goatodor.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
See, you gotta have stoners working at sandwich shops because, to them, “extra cheese” *means* something
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Craig Calcaterra @craigcalcaterra.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Max Scherzer going on short rest to catch Verlander's strikeout total -- and nearly damn well doing it -- is some all time inner circle king petty shit, and I mean that in the most complimentary way imaginable. You gotta tip your cap to a true psycho, and Max Scherzer is an all-time baseball psycho.
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Ratatosk the Norse Squirrel God™️ @ratatosk.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This dog on Reddit is really looking forward to #SquirrelAwarenessMonth! 🐿️🐕 #SquirrelScrolling
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RN Mayhem @mayhem1994.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Justin Verlander says goodbye to his teammates and then holds his daughter's hand as he leaves the mound for the last time.
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D. Patrick Rodgers @dpatrickrodgers.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Look at this absurdly well-behaved collie I met today. Looks like a book jacket author photo.
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Clare Blackwood @clareblackwood.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Aw man, Verlander being walked off the mound for the final time by his daughter today fuckin got me, man, I'm a mess and I don't even watch the Tigers
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AcuRob @acurob.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Its funny how one of the happiest endings for Spider-Man happened in a "What If" story where he becomes the Punisher
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Mitchell Dean @mitchelldean.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Nice!
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Brent Maguire @bmags94.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The Cubs and White Sox both clinched playoff berths within mere minutes of each other. Pretty cool.
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Chicago Sun-Times @chicago.suntimes.com · 24/09/2026
Crow-Armstrong added membership in one of baseball's most exclusive clubs to the top of his MVP resume Thursday, swiping his 40th bag and receiving a fitting ovation from the Wrigley Field crowd.
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Cubs MVP favorite Pete Crow-Armstrong’s 40th stolen base clinches seventh 40-40 season in baseball history
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Chicago Tribune @chicagotribune.com · 24/09/2026
With his steal of second base in the first inning Thursday, the Chicago Cubs’ Pete Crow-Armstrong became the seventh major-leaguer with at least 40 home runs and 40 stolen bases in a season.
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Pete Crow-Armstrong becomes the 1st Chicago Cub with a 40-40 season — and only the 7th in MLB history
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Edward the Movie Buff 🎞🎬🎥📽 @midgetmoxie.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
To Live and Die in L.A. (1985) Director: William Friedkin
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Jonathan Slater @jonathanslater.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Oh to be a golden loving the warm breeze at sunset. Goodnight Blue Sky
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Michael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Bruce & Cybill MOONLIGHTING (1985-89)
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Michael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
CARL SAGAN on Libraries: "We are the only species on the planet, so far as we know, to have invented a communal memory. The warehouse of that memory is called a library."
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Massimo (mirror) @rainmaker1973-m.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The dog playing dead on command is the funniest thing you'll see today. Original post
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
a catch is when a possession consists of at least one football move, unless there is first intent that can clearly be observed. the if the intent is observed concurrently with the possession, the ball carrier must first establish zone in space. zone in space is an acquiescence of one's football self
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Kevin Glew @coopincanada.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Happy 48th Birthday to Canadian Baseball Hall of Fame inductee Jason Bay (Trail, B.C.)! All-time Canadian MLB ranks: - 222 HRs (5th) - 636 walks (6th) - 240 doubles (7th) - 754 RBIs (8th) - 737 runs (9th) - 1,200 hits (10th) - 3-time All-Star - 3-time Tip O'Neill Award winner
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Digital Brain @yourdigitalbrain.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
No training needed. When something catches an animal's eye, that same instinct used to track prey or watch for predators kicks in, and suddenly you have the most focused audience member ever.
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Mitchell Dean @mitchelldean.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Robert Redford Nodding Meme
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Blue Wave @votebiue.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Tell me this doesn’t give you chills. Japan opened the 12D theater. It is beyond your imagination.
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Michael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
“The poor dope — he always wanted a pool. Well, in the end, he got himself a pool" SUNSET BOULEVARD (1950)
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💙🪄 Keep Rising 🪄💙 @keeprising.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
♥️ epic animal rescue ♥️♥️♥️ grateful to @murrietafire ♥️🔥
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ebisback.bsky.social @ebisback.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The More You Know
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Theo Moudakis @theomoudakis.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Please enjoy my cartoon in today's Toronto Star
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Duncan Jones @manmademoon.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Me, waiting for my blended ice matcha at Starbucks.
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Luca @lucagalletti.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Just…wow 😮 IG: @alegria.cirquedusoleil www.instagram.com/alegria.cirq...
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Pierre Polyester @canadian-critic.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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Michael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Scorsese, Keitel & De Niro on the set of 'Taxi Driver (1976)
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Mitchell Dean @mitchelldean.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Absolutely passing a drug test.
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Michael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Behind the scenes on TAXI DRIVER (1976)
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Richard M. Nixon @dicknixon.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Yes, well. www.seattletimes.com/sports/marin...
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At 52, Mariners legend throws 127-pitch shutout in Japan All-Star game
Ichiro just threw a shutout with 17 strikeouts during an All-Star Game against the best high-school girls in Japan.
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Michael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
One of modern civilisation’s great moments. THE SWEDISH CHEF RAPPER'S DELIGHT
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Prof Frank McDonough @fxmc1957.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
PHOTO OF THE DAY. Sean Connery with the Aston Martin DB5 at the Furka Pass in Switzerland for the James Bond film, Goldfinger (1964). 📷 Michael Ochs Archives
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Michael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
STEVE McQUEEN called his Jaguar XKSS — one of only 16 built — ‘The Green Rat’. He bought it in ‘58, painted it green, and drove it hard around the hills of Los Angeles. (He eventually sold it to collector Bill Harrah, regretted it, and bought it back years later)
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Vincent Zimmerman @zimmermanv66.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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42 Years Later, McCoy's Best Star Trek Line Is the Greatest Quote in Sci-Fi History
Doctor Leonard 'Bones' McCoy has some great quotes, but his best one explains why Star Trek is unique in sci-fi.
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Merlin Mann @hotdogsladies.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
An epic confluence of effort to make something hysterically funny and extremely stupid. www.youtube.com/watch?v=86qK...
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Beavis and Butt-Head - SNL
YouTube video by Saturday Night Live
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Kelly Knox @kelly-knox.com · 13/09/2026
Detroit Lions LB Derrick Barnes came to the game today in matching Spider-Man suits with his son 😭
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Tommy Krasker @tommykrasker.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Clive has spent a lifetime seeing through Storm’s lies, exposing her bluffs and counter-bluffs. But the superintendent – despite his affable façade – is a fiercer foe. Look at the acting Newton does with his eyes alone here. Clive knows he’s met his match. #TheNoirCollective #TCMParty #Obsession
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Jeffrey Lambkin @mrmarkham.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Good evening (San Juan Islands; photo, Ruch Linhart)
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