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mitchell atencio (he·him·his)

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i'm a very religious religion journalist. (news editor @sojo.net / writing a biography of Clarence Jordan) based in Chicago

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mitchell atencio (he·him·his) @mitchellatencio.com · 29/09/2026
i love the elite capture coffee in Norfolk, VA. (cc: @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social)
A bag of Vessel Coffee's 757 Blend, the bag image is a hand picking a coffee bean from from a plant, very similar to the cover of 'Elite Capture' by Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò
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mitchell atencio (he·him·his) @mitchellatencio.com · 26/09/2026
please secure your oxygen mask before putting an oxygen mask on your tiny mark zuckerberg
a packet from an airplane that depicts putting on your oxygen mask before a child, but the kid is in, like, a polo and khakis and he looks like zuck. also this thing warns against using your pager or your handheld TV on the plane. it's old
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mitchell atencio (he·him·his) @mitchellatencio.com · 09/09/2026
i want just the front part of the new foldy iphone. just the little half guy. they should sell this guy by himself.
a promo image of the front of an iPhone duo. it's like someone squished and iphone as it's a little wider and shorter.
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mitchell atencio (he·him·his) @mitchellatencio.com · 09/09/2026
hang on wait i found one worse.
It's a depiction of Indigenous Americans walking on a path toward a cross on a hill and the text says: "From the Trail of Tears... 
.... to the trail of hope."
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mitchell atencio (he·him·his) @mitchellatencio.com · 09/09/2026
hello this is the worst Christian shirt i've ever seen.
text says "LET HIM GIVE YOU A HAND" and a hand is reaching out "through" the front of the shirt but it kinda looks like Jesus is sticking a hand through an orifice.
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mitchell atencio (he·him·his) @mitchellatencio.com · 29/08/2026
Finally watched Fantastic 4: First Steps but my brain the entire time was just like
A tweet from LeBron James reading: Racism is the only thing he's Fantastic 4(fantastic for), cause that's how he gets his rock off, ge's orange. Shees @Eminem!! 🔥🔥✊🏽🔥🔥#United
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mitchell atencio (he·him·his) @mitchellatencio.com · 26/08/2026
Some of America's insane asylums were places of horror. But
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mitchell atencio (he·him·his) @mitchellatencio.com · 26/08/2026
Dolly with Bob the Tomato in 2003.
Dolly Parton in a pink outfit standing next to a giant bob the tomato
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mitchell atencio (he·him·his) @mitchellatencio.com · 25/08/2026
not to be rude to the researchers, but this is a self-contradictory sentence. it's correct that kids shouldn't play tackle and that eliminating hitting during practice would be good, but that *would* change the game of football even if you said you weren't going to change what happens on gameday.
“We can change that cumulative force without changing the game of football,” he said, suggesting that children refrain from playing tackle football and that teams at all levels eliminate hits during practices.
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mitchell atencio (he·him·his) @mitchellatencio.com · 19/08/2026
this is just wrong about Belichick. the latter years have made his faults far outshine, maybe even strip, his talents (especially now at UNC) but the body of work pre-Brady, and even the way they won some of those Super Bowls, defies this comparison.
"David Axelrod is the Bill Belichick of politics. He attached himself to a generational talent (Obama/Brady) and everyone assumed he was a critical part of his success.
but once that talent left, everyone realized he's a sad old man who is just embarrassing himself at this point"
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mitchell atencio (he·him·his) @mitchellatencio.com · 12/08/2026
i received this amazing temporary tattoo at said wedding.
Mitchell standing in a field house with braided hair, wearing dangly star earrings, a suede jacket over a green striped shirt and a green bolo tie with doves in the middle. below his neck is a tattoo with black text reading "I ❤️ LESBIANS"
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mitchell atencio (he·him·his) @mitchellatencio.com · 12/08/2026
this story uses two (2) examples and its own fictionalized LLM prompts to then extrapolate "a dire picture for the estimated 3.75 million K-12 homeschooled children in the US." incredibly lazy journalism! spend 15 seconds researching what the modern landscape of homeschooling is like!
Futurism headline: "Homeschool Parents Are Planning Lessons With ChatGPT" with the subhead " 'So I just make my own curriculum, and sometimes I'll just use, like, ChatGPT.' "
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mitchell atencio (he·him·his) @mitchellatencio.com · 04/08/2026
CJ McCollum's "Im trying Jennifer" but it says "Jeremy" instead
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mitchell atencio (he·him·his) @mitchellatencio.com · 02/08/2026
Miles and Mitchell in the first half
Superman and Goku locked in combat
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mitchell atencio (he·him·his) @mitchellatencio.com · 28/07/2026
a joke for six people
the cover of John B. Cobb, Jr. and David Ray Griffin's book "Process Thoelogy: an Introductory Exposition" that has a graphic of LeBron and the 76ers super-imposed behind it, instead of the original cover's green background
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mitchell atencio (he·him·his) @mitchellatencio.com · 20/07/2026
BREAKING
a lightly shattered chemex lays depressingly on a wooden table, other coffee items lay adjacent
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mitchell atencio (he·him·his) @mitchellatencio.com · 19/07/2026
a younger Pau Gasol in a bright red España jersey celebrating vigorously
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mitchell atencio (he·him·his) @mitchellatencio.com · 08/07/2026
evergreen reaction to David Brooks columns
a Genius lyric card for the Jay Z song "Renegade" with the lyric "Just read a magazine that fucked up my day."
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mitchell atencio (he·him·his) @mitchellatencio.com · 26/06/2026
In the late summer of 1912, the beaches in Evanston were infested with thousands of rats. The rats had burrowed into the sides of the lake banks, dug holes in the sand, and hid under piers. Most of the rats were extremely large and savage, attacking people who disturbed them. Local bathers struggled to navigate the shores, constantly stepping into the hidden rat holes. John Morgan, the manager of an extermination company tasked with removing the vermin, stated that it was not uncommon for rats to live around the lake's shore because of the quantity of dead fish that was cast to shore by the waves. The weather also played a role since the close proximity to the beaches allowed the rats to swim out in the water during the hot summer.
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mitchell atencio (he·him·his) @mitchellatencio.com · 14/06/2026
me benching Fox if I'm Mitch Johnson
A young white boy aims a shot gun off camera while crying. (a closing scene from Old Yeller)
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mitchell atencio (he·him·his) @mitchellatencio.com · 02/06/2026
there is NO WAY this team doesn't crack 60 wins. (www.82-0.com)
predicted to go 59-23, a starting line up of 
PG: 2020s Cade Cunningham
SG: 2000s Joe Johnson
SF: 2010s Paul Georga
PF: 2010s LeBron James
C: 1980s Sam Perkins
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mitchell atencio (he·him·his) @mitchellatencio.com · 02/06/2026
i think a few of these got skewed but Brad East being that high is correct (maybe not correct enough). I often joke that Brad is who I would be if I went to my second choice (Abilene Christian) instead of Arizona State. And now I have two other scholars I want to read more directly from.
01 J. Kameron Carter Indiana Bloomington
02 Esau McCaulley Wheaton + Holy Post Media
03 Willie James Jennings Yale Mellon Chair
04 Eboni Marshall Turman Yale Divinity
05 Christena Cleveland Center for Justice + Renewal
06 M. Shawn Copeland Boston College emerita
07 Vincent E. Bacote Wheaton CACE
08 Jonathan Tran Baylor
09 Brad East Abilene Christian
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mitchell atencio (he·him·his) @mitchellatencio.com · 18/05/2026
hi @azcentral.com! curious why y'all are using "Department of War" in the subhed of this piece? that's not the official name or AP Style. I am wondering if this is a (small!) error or if it's in the Republic style guide to use "Department of War"?
hed: "ASU launches war strategy program with US government"
subhed: "Arizona State University will offer a new war and strategy master's degree for military members and others selected by the Department of War."
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mitchell atencio (he·him·his) @mitchellatencio.com · 10/05/2026
my baby is specifically this goo
The Godzilla Minus Zero logo that looks like "G-0.0"
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mitchell atencio (he·him·his) @mitchellatencio.com · 09/05/2026
@dame.is
a screenshot of @dame.is' repost of @dame.is' screenshot of a page reading "the dame situation is crazy" started by dame. Jacobs by Marc Jacobs for Marc Jacobs In Collaboration with Marc Jacobs for Marc by Marc Jacobs.
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mitchell atencio (he·him·his) @mitchellatencio.com · 08/05/2026
Sedona :)
a color photo of a red rock peak in the distance, jutting up into the sunset as trees and shrubbery are shadowed in the foreground a black and white photo of a mountain range in the distance and the bottom of the half shadowed into darkness.a color photo of a redrock mountain in the late sunset against a blue sky dotted with clouds
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mitchell atencio (he·him·his) @mitchellatencio.com · 08/05/2026
took @mickatencio.bsky.social's photo in the same place i took it nine years ago when we had just begun dating.
against an all-white background, a super hot nonbinary babe sits at a table and stares into the camera with lush green eyes and blonde hair peaking out beneath a yellow hat. they have three visible tattoos and are wearing a tank top hoodie.
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mitchell atencio (he·him·his) @mitchellatencio.com · 06/05/2026
dadda and poppy's first trip both away from the baby
Mitchell and Mick stand in their rental home, in front of the gorgeous red rock mountains of Sedona, Arizona. Mitchell is wearing a grey shirt with orange text reading WNBA and a blue jean hat that says "Know Jesus." Mick is wearing a purple shirt and yellow hat with a small white embroidered flower.
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mitchell atencio (he·him·his) @mitchellatencio.com · 01/05/2026
i understand the appeal of this formula but it doesn't seem that complicated if you can explain it in one sentence lol
@phillymag tweeted: "Everybody wants to know if Philly 'Jeopardy!' champ Greg Shahade is single. The answer is a bit complicated. He is polyamorous." along with a link card showing the headline and a photo of a bald man with light skin wearing a red shirt.
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mitchell atencio (he·him·his) @mitchellatencio.com · 29/04/2026
hello yes it is me, Tyler Huckabee, accepting my second place award.
Mitchell, in a tan suit and pink shirt and pink tie with blue dots, holding a "2026 excellence in news commentary, second place, Tyler Huckabee" award.
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mitchell atencio (he·him·his) @mitchellatencio.com · 27/04/2026
great! there are many other wonderful resources, but i will say that i think a lot of journalists could use a reminder to check the AP Stylebook, which i think is pretty decent on this front. i'm surprised how often outlets that are supposed to hew closely to AP do not do even this basic stuff.
The Associated Press Stylebook entry for "autism spectrum disorder, autism.": 

Umbrella terms for a broad range of developmental disorders that can involve widely varying degrees of intellectual, language and social difficulties, and repetitive behaviors. Describe a person as autistic only if relevant to the story, and if a medical diagnosis has been made or the person uses the term. If relatives or others use the term, ask how they know, then consider carefully whether to include the information.
Many autistic people strongly prefer identity-first language: She is autistic; he is an autistic student. Some prefer person-first language: She has autism; people with autism. Try to determine the preference.
When a preference isn’t known, and in describing groups of autistic people, use identity-first language.
Do not use the term an autistic or autistics as a noun unless someone describes themself that way. Do not use ASD. Do not describe someone as being on the spectrum.
Asperger’s syndrome, previously classified separately, is the old name for one form of autism. Do not refer to Asperger’s syndrome unless an individual or family member uses the term. If used by others, explain that it is a form of autism and follow guidelines above.

See *disabilities; high functioning, low functioning; neurodiversity, neurodivergent, neurodiverse, neurotypical.*
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mitchell atencio (he·him·his) @mitchellatencio.com · 25/04/2026
Not sure if "born again" means something different to Mr. The Serfs, but this just isn't true. Brand stands out because so many born again Christians actually have verses memorized pretty rigorously!
The Serfs on bsky tweeted: "No clip has ever captured the essence of born again Christians quite like this." alongside the video of Russell Brand awkwardly flipping through the Bible trying to find a Bible verse.
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mitchell atencio (he·him·his) @mitchellatencio.com · 22/04/2026
when someone tries to tell me that Katy Perry used to be a Christian musician
Aslan, the lion from Chronicles of Narnia, saying "do not cite the deep magic to be, witch. I was there when it was written."
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mitchell atencio (he·him·his) @mitchellatencio.com · 18/04/2026
@sojo.net asked me to do our weekly instagram round up and instead i ranted about this exactly.
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mitchell atencio (he·him·his) @mitchellatencio.com · 12/04/2026
@waveturtlejake.bsky.social you're being AI summaried over on Instagram.
Screenshot of an Instagram post where Jake's tweet reads: "In Mr. Rogers Neighborhood, King Friday has real political power. In Daniel Tiger's Neighborhood, his position is purely symbolic and ceremonial. This implies that the neighborhood of make believe underwent a period of political upheaval, potentially a civil war." 

There's then a summary, which appears AI-generated, reading "This viral social media post by Jake Raabe humorously applies over-analytical political theory to the world of children's television," before being cut off in the screenshot
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mitchell atencio (he·him·his) @mitchellatencio.com · 10/04/2026
Eric Andre behind a desk with a white shirt, green tie, and grey suit jacket, which he wore while asking, "Do you think Margaret Thatcher had Girl Power?"
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mitchell atencio (he·him·his) @mitchellatencio.com · 10/04/2026
how is this not the only thing we're all talking about. www.ft.com/content/5269...
A correction published online in the Financial Times "Correction: Brené Brown
	Researcher Brené Brown was misquoted in an interview published on April 6. She described herself as “solidly in my fuck it era” rather than “solidly in my fucking era”"
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mitchell atencio (he·him·his) @mitchellatencio.com · 05/04/2026
Randy Moss in a purple Vikings' jersey catching a ball one handed while over Charles Woodson in a white Raiders jersey.
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mitchell atencio (he·him·his) @mitchellatencio.com · 05/04/2026
'The Black Christ' by Charles Cullen, to accompany the poem by Countee Cullen
A Black figure, radiant with a hagiography and a cross behind him, emerges before a group of people who appear to be awed or overwhelmed by the power of the one revealed.
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mitchell atencio (he·him·his) @mitchellatencio.com · 05/04/2026
hopped out the tomb like
Kendrick Lamar staring into the camera and smiling deviously with the thrill of overwhelming victory during the Super Bowl half-time show saying "Say Drake"
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mitchell atencio (he·him·his) @mitchellatencio.com · 03/04/2026
A Department of Homeland Security tweet reading: "Luke 23:46 On this solemn day, we reflect on the ultimate
sacrifice our Savior made for all humanity.
Trust in God's plan." and a graphic of Christ on the cross alongside the caption "Father into thy hands I commend my spirit." The FBI (Jaboukie) tweeted: "Just because killed MLK doesn't mean we can't miss him."
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mitchell atencio (he·him·his) @mitchellatencio.com · 01/04/2026
i call this poem 0-100 for two reasons.
In front of a black back ground with red and a smattering of blue in the righthand corner: 
0-100

i hate this job:
the long hours,
the overbearing boss,
the shit pay. 

still, it beats
the other side
we all know—
taxed and detached

worse, poor souls
hung out to dry,
nothing but the clothes on their back
and even that, lost to die

today of all days
a homeless lunatic hangs on
wouldn’t say the man’s phrase
wouldn’t save himself

so now he wants daddy,
suffocating, winedrunk, bitch.
not to be callous but—
$#!%

the ground shifts under me
a garment tears,
momma weeps,
friends scatter or seethe

and i see whom
i have never seen.
how terrifying to realize
surely, he was the Son of God!
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mitchell atencio (he·him·his) @mitchellatencio.com · 30/03/2026
@tylerhuckabee.bsky.social said:
Tyler Huckabee's face awkwardly superimposed onto Frank Miller’s 1986 comic book series 'The Dark Knight Returns' where Batman says "This is the weapon of the enemy. We do not need it. We will not use it."
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mitchell atencio (he·him·his) @mitchellatencio.com · 27/03/2026
Arizona State University President Michael Crow isn't stupid, so I have no choice but to accept this as malicious, dangerous dishonesty. He owes his students better. www.statepress.com/article/2026...
Crow said there has not been any ICE activity on campus, adding that the University has cooperative agreements with local police organizations and has a good relationship with law enforcement agencies, both federally and locally.
'The stated policy of the government of the United States is to pursue people here who are not documented, who are criminals," Crow said. "That's not here."l
While the University would treat ICE the same as any law enforcement agency, Crow said "the people we have on campus are all legally present."
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mitchell atencio (he·him·his) @mitchellatencio.com · 24/03/2026
Th Dril tweet about "Is Wario a Libertarian" but it's modified to read: "Is Mitchell an Evangelical" - the worst thread in the history of forums, locked by a moderator after 12,239 pages of heated debate,
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mitchell atencio (he·him·his) @mitchellatencio.com · 24/03/2026
brainstorming book titles, which is going great, obviously. do any of these stand out to y'all
• The Standpoint of Incarnation: Clarence Jordan’s radical witness in the Jim Crow South
• Georgia Boy: Clarence Jordan’s radical witness against Southern racism, militarism, and greed
• Koinonia: Clarence Jordan’s witness for beloved community in the Jim Crow South
• Clarence Jordan: A radical witness for beloved community in the Jim Crow South
• Clarence Jordan and His Enemies: A radical witness for salvation from Jim Crow Christianity
• Clarence Jordan and His Enemies: A radical witness among Jim Crow Christians
• One Lost Soul: Clarence Jordan’s Search for Salvation
• Clarence Jordan: A lifelong repentance from Jim Crow Christianity
• Clarence Jordan Loves His Enemies(: A farmer’s radical witness among Jim Crow Christians)
• Aaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh: Clarence Jordan book
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mitchell atencio (he·him·his) @mitchellatencio.com · 19/03/2026
Mark 10:22
a black and white photo of Illinois Gov. JB Pritzker alongside the caption "JB Pritzker Wants to Be Judged on His Heart, Not His Money" and a NYTimes logo in the corner.
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mitchell atencio (he·him·his) @mitchellatencio.com · 17/03/2026
Hey, that's interesting, wonder if McKinnis knew either Hopkins or Lloyd before doing this—oh look at that, both guys are references on his resume. Huh! religion.illinois.edu/sites/defaul...
An image listing references on Leonard Cornell McKinnis II's resume, including Dwight Hopkins and Vincent Lloyd
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mitchell atencio (he·him·his) @mitchellatencio.com · 14/03/2026
every story about reproductive injustice in this country makes me feel like this. (queens is gender neutral)
Kevin Durant on Twitter replied: "I'm gonna go outside and light myself on fire. What are we doing to our beautiful queens"
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mitchell atencio (he·him·his) @mitchellatencio.com · 14/03/2026
side note but i adore this photo caption @propublica.org.
A photo of a young Black girl jumping through a room, in front of small trampoline. She is wearing a red shirt and blue shorts. The photo caption reads: "Bennett's 2-year-old daughter, Aubree, pretends the floor is lava."
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