Mitch Coleman @mitchcol.bsky.social · 05/10/2026$90 might cover a family of four at the movies…might cover. 010
Mitch Coleman @mitchcol.bsky.social · 05/10/2026We win, Alito retires, and Trump appoints his successor during the lame duck. Tell me why I’m wrong. 030
Mitch Coleman @mitchcol.bsky.social · 03/10/2026And his sycophantic staff are afraid to tell him. 000
Mitch Coleman @mitchcol.bsky.social · 03/10/2026“Mr. Smith, did you release an album called, Louder Than Bombs?” “No, that was ‘The Smiths’” 000
Mitch Coleman @mitchcol.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Happy to do it Sharon. Talking among ourselves, we noted that a year ago, we were getting as many middle fingers as thumbs up. Now, it’s easy 10-1 thumbs up, honking, waving. The tide is turning. 110
Mitch Coleman @mitchcol.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Thanks Kitt. Got room for you out there, love to have you bring some friends and join us. 010
Mitch Coleman @mitchcol.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Our weekly protest about to get underway in Montague, MI. Every Friday, noon-1. 9557135
Mitch Coleman @mitchcol.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I worry that we’re just…getting used to it. There are masked secret police on our streets. They’re killing us without consequence. Never thought I’d see this, but here we are. 000
Reposted by Mitch ColemanJon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Cartoon by @danboriscreates.bsky.social. Full Speed Into Midterms. 8417124
Mitch Coleman @mitchcol.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Wife and I voted absentee in Mich yesterday. Straight D. 010
Mitch Coleman @mitchcol.bsky.social · 30/09/2026They realized it was AI when someone noticed that the snake had six fingers. 000
Reposted by Mitch ColemanRaysident Evil @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 22/09/2026I Sing the Booty Electric -Walt "Mix-a-lot" Whitman 2206
Mitch Coleman @mitchcol.bsky.social · 29/09/2026As a former Chicago ad guy, I thank God I was fired from the business before I had to justify this branding. 040
Mitch Coleman @mitchcol.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Given that we’re now calling all meat ‘protein,’ I propose that we now call all wine ‘grape juice.’ 021
Mitch Coleman @mitchcol.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I brought a nice bottle of wine to a party. Three months later, the hosts of that party brought that same bottle to a party I hosted. I was glad. It was good wine! I was reluctant to give it away. Glad to get it back. 010
Reposted by Mitch ColemanSalty MacTavish @saltymactavish.bsky.social · 27/09/2026You’re not my real dad. -Jesus, to Joseph 1110835
Mitch Coleman @mitchcol.bsky.social · 25/09/2026At 52, I opened a yoga studio. Ran it for 13 years. Only thing that stopped me was covid in 2020. Had a good run. 000
Mitch Coleman @mitchcol.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Last time I ran for office it was for class President in 1972 and I was soundly defeated—largely because I opposed the creation of a smoking lounge. Simpler times. 000
Mitch Coleman @mitchcol.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Remember this kid. We’ll hear from him in a few years. 020
Mitch Coleman @mitchcol.bsky.social · 22/09/2026No lie, Elliott. I just don’t think Chuck is right for this moment. Neither is AOC. The next Dem leader has yet to emerge, but I can confidently predict he will be a white male under 50. Beyond that… 410
Mitch Coleman @mitchcol.bsky.social · 21/09/2026“…pervasive…”. Right there I knew Trump didn’t write this. Natalie? Stephen Miller? 000
Reposted by Mitch Colemanputawomanincharge.bsky.social @putawomanincharge.bsky.social · 20/09/2026 4263
Mitch Coleman @mitchcol.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Ok, I think I may have been fooled by a decoy…I get it, ducks. I take back everything I’ve said about your gullibility. 020
Mitch Coleman @mitchcol.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Intermission, half the audience is in the lobby taking their meds. 040
Mitch Coleman @mitchcol.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Elvis Costello, Muskegon, MI. Show starts in 10 min. 3122
Reposted by Mitch ColemanAnthony Torino @torinoentertainer.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Gas is quickly approaching movie popcorn and soda prices. 1323428
Mitch Coleman @mitchcol.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I see the problem. You’re applying to a Kentucky school. Kentucky should apply to YOU for an education. Apply to Indiana University. You won’t regret it. 000
Mitch Coleman @mitchcol.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Not complaining, but this is what we call a victory—Trump has been stopped from engaging in even MORE corruption. God help us. 001
Mitch Coleman @mitchcol.bsky.social · 17/09/2026A succinct summary of what we’re being asked to consume. 000
