Boaty McBoatface @misterwylie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Get over here, loser. We're posting lock screens. 000
Boaty McBoatface @misterwylie.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Yeah. It's been a minute since I posted on Bsky. Technically, a couple of weeks since I regularly update my profile page monthly. But still. Time is a flat circle, right?static.klipy.comAmirite? Hades from Disney's HerculesAlt: Amirite? Hades from Disney's Hercules 010
Boaty McBoatface @misterwylie.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Month is halfway over. So let's explain what "McSchoolface" means. In Texas, public schools are open right now. That wasn't always the case. Back then, Texas schools opened around the 4th week of August. Good thing I wasn't the only one who felt that having schools open this early was stupid.share.googleSchools starting in August among 'dumbest things' Texas does, lawmaker says.A Texas lawmaker is pushing for children to start school later in the year because of the risks involving heat in August. 100
Boaty McBoatface @misterwylie.bsky.social · 03/08/2026People opening up about eating at a Cracker Barrel may not be the flex they think it is. 010
Boaty McBoatface @misterwylie.bsky.social · 03/08/2026Ngl, The Rocketeer is one of my favorite sci-fi movies. A 1930's pilot comes across an experimental rocket pack that would allow them to fly without a plane!? He's fighting the mob, secret agents, and a literal movie monster. This film had everything a 10-year-old could ask for in 1991. 010
Boaty McBoatface @misterwylie.bsky.social · 27/07/2026Every time I return from a social media hiatus. Every. Single. Fucking. Time. 🤡static.klipy.comSimpsons: Bart Watches Old Homer EnterAlt: Bart watches his Grandpa enter into a building and does a complete 180-degree turn to exit the building. 010
Reposted by Boaty McBoatfaceEric Kim (김현철) inkskratch.com @inkskratch.com · 01/07/2026Just finshed writing a short article about Mel Brooks for the Superzine Newsletter coming tomorrow, which you can sign up for here! buttondown.com/inkskratch/ 2124
Boaty McBoatface @misterwylie.bsky.social · 01/07/2026Happy Wednesday. X-Men Edition.static.klipy.comRogue X-Men: IDGAF so deal with itAlt: X-Men character Rogue is putting on Cyclops' red sunglasses. The words "IDGAF so deal with it" appear on the top of the GIF. 000
Boaty McBoatface @misterwylie.bsky.social · 15/06/2026🧵 Incoming: It's the 15th of the month. It's time to explain my current bsky name: Boaty McBoatspur. 100
Boaty McBoatface @misterwylie.bsky.social · 13/06/2026Blue MaGa: Black people need to take this midterm election seriously. Swallow your pride! We need to set our differences aside in order to take MaGa down. If we lose, ICE will com-- Black People: 000
Boaty McBoatface @misterwylie.bsky.social · 12/06/2026And the MaGa regime still wonders why they can't find a singular popular music artist who would be willing to perform at any of the 'America 250' concert events? What could it be? 🤔variety.comAriana Grande Slams Trump’s White House for Using Her Song to Promote ICE Deportations: ‘Barbaric, Inhumane, Heinous Nonsense’Ariana Grande blasted the Trump administration for using a version of her 2024 song 'Bye' in a deportation video on TikTok. 000
Boaty McBoatface @misterwylie.bsky.social · 11/06/2026A man would couldn't even pass a physical to be an ICE Thug has no business still referring to himself as The Man of Steel. I'm glad this clown was relieved of his cape privileges. 020
Boaty McBoatface @misterwylie.bsky.social · 11/06/2026Only two scenes? I hope it involves Batman caving Oz's face in for what he did to Vic and his own mother. Rancid POS. 020
Reposted by Boaty McBoatfaceJP Acosta @acosta32jp.bsky.social · 11/06/2026I will say this about San Antonio though: they might be very young, but they’ve responded to adversity a lot during this playoff run. Were down 2-1 and 3-2 to the defending champs and responded both times. Wouldn’t surprise me if they win Game 5 and the Knicks close it out at home in 6 5573
Boaty McBoatface @misterwylie.bsky.social · 10/06/2026I want to feel optimistic about the Spurs winning game 4 tonight, but it could be the Knicks winning and leading 3-1. Because if the Knicks lose game 4? Don't be surprised if Knicks fans online are pleading to Ted Cruz, a Rockets fan, to make a visit to San Antonio to watch game 5 in person. 110
Reposted by Boaty McBoatfaceChanda Prescod-Weinstein 🌌 @chanda.blacksky.app · 10/06/2026Actually it won’t kill you to remember that the person you are speaking to is a person 2685109
Boaty McBoatface @misterwylie.bsky.social · 10/06/2026Happy Wednesday.static.klipy.comWednesday Adams PointingAlt: Wednesday Adams slides her finger across her neck, indicating that someone should die. 010
Reposted by Boaty McBoatfaceTxnewsprincess @txnewsprincess.bsky.social · 10/06/2026wut www.dallasnews.com/opinion/comm...dallasnews.comDemolition might be the best outcome for American Airlines CenterThe Dallas arena won’t have a future as a sports or concert venue. The city needs to start thinking about the future of the AAC. 451
Reposted by Boaty McBoatfaceCandice Frederick @candicefrederick.bsky.social · 09/06/2026Steven Spielberg’s Big Return to Aliens Fails to Take Flight www.thedailybeast.com/obsessed/dis... via @thedailybeast yeah. when it's good, it's great. but, man...when it's not... i just have so many questionsthedailybeast.comSteven Spielberg’s Big Return to Aliens Fails to Take Flight“Disclosure Day” resembles many of the director’s past films but can’t match their majesty. 182
Reposted by Boaty McBoatfaceSuing Cynthia’s Garchomp @thebestatty.blacksky.app · 10/06/2026We know the playing field isn’t equal & that some can use self-defense where it doesn’t exist and others don’t get the same luxury. I wish his defense could’ve done a better job TBH after looking at the testimony myself but it was gonna be a tough case either way you swing it, unfortunately. 151
Boaty McBoatface @misterwylie.bsky.social · 09/06/2026The top three explanations when regretting a decision are: 1. We all make mistakes. 2. We are human. 3. 👇 020
Boaty McBoatface @misterwylie.bsky.social · 09/06/2026Yeah, "The Thing" trying to backhand one of the characters, felt like it was 'on sight' between these two. 000
Boaty McBoatface @misterwylie.bsky.social · 09/06/2026Aww. They were the good, fun-loving Predators. 010
Boaty McBoatface @misterwylie.bsky.social · 07/06/2026Fucking yikes! If I was on vacation, this guy could literally be the guy that locals would caution me to not leave women or small pets alone with or within proximity of. 000
Boaty McBoatface @misterwylie.bsky.social · 07/06/2026Give me the most 80s song you can think of. Here's an 80s music video made by this French music artist.youtu.beDesireless - Voyage Voyage (Official HD Video)YouTube video by Desireless 143
Boaty McBoatface @misterwylie.bsky.social · 06/06/2026Cue that Steve Buscemi meme in 3, 2, 1...static.klipy.comSteve Buscemi: How Do You Do, Fellow Kids?Alt: Actor Steve Buscemi dressed as a high school teen approaching real teens and says: Do You Do, Fellow Kids? 020
Boaty McBoatface @misterwylie.bsky.social · 05/06/2026This hurts, man. He was my favorite character from the Buffy TV series. With deepest respect. Rest in peace. ☕️ 000
Boaty McBoatface @misterwylie.bsky.social · 05/06/2026I miss the Six Trophies podcast. In my opinion, it was the best kind of NBA podcast. 000
Boaty McBoatface @misterwylie.bsky.social · 04/06/2026Ok, we get it. Hollywood can't/won't make original movies to save their own asses. 010
Boaty McBoatface @misterwylie.bsky.social · 03/06/2026Happy Wednesday. Pride Edition.static.klipy.comEnid Sinclair as Wednesday Dancing in Season 2 Part 2Alt: Enid Sinclair disguised as Wednesday dancing outside in Wednesday Season 2 Part 2 022
Boaty McBoatface @misterwylie.bsky.social · 01/06/2026Thank you for your sacrifice, Ms. Gay. The trailer alone told me everything I needed to know about how the HBO series was gonna end. I wish all the actors and production crews well. But Sam Levinson can walk into the ocean and never return. 010
Boaty McBoatface @misterwylie.bsky.social · 28/05/2026When you're constantly reposting shit like " When Milli Vanilli has more integrity..." Then you've really lost the plot.static.klipy.comCynthia Henry's Concerned LookAlt: Cynthia Henry's Concerned Look "Lose the plot" is an informal idiom meaning to become confused, irrational, or to lose one's ability to cope with a situation. It is often used to describe someone who has acted wildly, become overly stressed, or temporarily "lost their mind." 020
Boaty McBoatface @misterwylie.bsky.social · 24/05/2026My reaction to an article posted on bsky that reads (I kid you not): Drowning Doesn't Look Like Drowning.static.klipy.comNick Confused Meme ReactionAlt: Nick Young Confused Meme Reaction 210
Reposted by Boaty McBoatfaceC. Robert Cargill @crobertcargill.bsky.social · 24/05/2026Bluesky is always dying because those of us that were here first didn't recreate Twitter without the Nazis, but rather Social Media without all the Twitter. When all the assholes who thought their tweets were somehow saving democracy came over after the election, they brought the Twitter with them. 1851765
Boaty McBoatface @misterwylie.bsky.social · 13/05/2026Happy Wednesday, y'all.static.klipy.comWednesday Adams' Spooky Halloween DrinkAlt: Wednesday Adams is drinking a bottle of poison. 000
Boaty McBoatface @misterwylie.bsky.social · 13/05/2026static.klipy.comCJ: Ah Shit, Here We Go AgainAlt: CJ: Ah Shit, Here We Go Again 010
Boaty McBoatface @misterwylie.bsky.social · 13/05/2026My old boss, a white dude from South Dallas, is the biggest Stevie Wonder fan. We talked about his music all the time while we were out in the trenches. 000