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Writer / Lover of 📽 / Screenwriter / DIY Enthusiast / Pool 🦈 / Eater of Knowledge / Twitch Fan / Lover of 📚 / Gamer / Tabletop Gamer / Anime Fan / Graphic Novel Reader / 🏀 Fan pixelfed.social/misterwylie Joseph Wylie ♈️ Single 45 | Dallas, TX

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Boaty McBoatface @misterwylie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Get over here, loser. We're posting lock screens.
Tai Lung is the main antagonist of Kung Fu Panda. He was the adoptive son and former student of Shifu, as well as a powerful master of the Leopard Style of kung fu.

Trained by Shifu at the Jade Palace, Tai Lung was raised under the impression that he was going to be the Dragon Warrior. However, after he was denied the title by Oogway, Tai Lung was outraged & laid waste to the Valley & tried to take the scroll by force before being stopped by Master Oogway. This resulted in his twenty-year incarceration. 

After breaking out of prison, he sought to claim the Dragon Scroll and take his place as the Dragon Warrior once again. However, despite being a warrior of great skill, strength, and determination, Tai Lung finally met his match when he was defeated by Po, the true Dragon Warrior.
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Boaty McBoatface @misterwylie.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Art.
The James Doakes meme universe stems from the television series Dexter, starring Erik King as the aggressive, highly suspicious Detective Sergeant James Doakes. While he has been a classic internet fixture for years, his popularity experienced a massive, viral resurgence on platforms like TikTok and Instagram.

This format erupted into a mainstream sensation. It features Doakes giving an intense, unblinking, deadpan glare, often from the passenger seat of a car or near a shipping container.
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Boaty McBoatface @misterwylie.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Yeah. It's been a minute since I posted on Bsky. Technically, a couple of weeks since I regularly update my profile page monthly. But still. Time is a flat circle, right?
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Amirite? Hades from Disney's Hercules
Alt: Amirite? Hades from Disney's Hercules
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Boaty McBoatface @misterwylie.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Get in loser, we're posting lock screens.
Gundam is a Japanese robot science fiction media franchise. Created by Yoshiyuki Tomino for Sunrise, the franchise features giant robots, or mecha, known as "Mobile Suits," typically including a prominent one carrying the name "Gundam". The franchise began with the premiere of the anime series Mobile Suit Gundam on April 7, 1979, which defined the "real robot" mecha anime genre by depicting giant robots within a militaristic setting.
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Boaty McBoatface @misterwylie.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Art.
An iconic moment of the animated series "The Simpsons." Moe, the bartender tosses out Barney, a regular at his bar who constantly drinks too much and doesn't pay his tab. As soon as Barney is out of the bar, Barney sneaks back inside, standing behind Moe. If you don't properly address your problems, they just come back like a boomerang or a sloppy drunk who can't take a hint.
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Boaty McBoatface @misterwylie.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Month is halfway over. So let's explain what "McSchoolface" means. In Texas, public schools are open right now. That wasn't always the case. Back then, Texas schools opened around the 4th week of August. Good thing I wasn't the only one who felt that having schools open this early was stupid.
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Schools starting in August among 'dumbest things' Texas does, lawmaker says.
A Texas lawmaker is pushing for children to start school later in the year because of the risks involving heat in August.
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Boaty McBoatface @misterwylie.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
People opening up about eating at a Cracker Barrel may not be the flex they think it is.
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Boaty McBoatface @misterwylie.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Ngl, The Rocketeer is one of my favorite sci-fi movies. A 1930's pilot comes across an experimental rocket pack that would allow them to fly without a plane!? He's fighting the mob, secret agents, and a literal movie monster. This film had everything a 10-year-old could ask for in 1991.
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Boaty McBoatface @misterwylie.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Get in loser, we're posting lock screens.
Screengrab of a black panther's head within a grassy, ocean-like field.
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Boaty McBoatface @misterwylie.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Art.
Dracule Mihawk, widely known as "Hawk-Eye," is a legendary pirate in the ongoing Japanese manga, "One Piece." Mihawk is celebrated as the World's Strongest Swordsman. He is recognized by his distinct hawk-like yellow/red eyes, ornate Spanish-style attire, and the supreme black blade, Yoru.

Mihawk wears a kogatana around his neck, appearing as a golden cross-shaped necklace, which is a dagger that looks identical to its larger counterpart, Yoru, and carries his sword, Yoru, on his back when he is not using it.

Mihawk says he uses this weapon only to defeat weak opponents, and it is the smallest known blade he has. Mihawk uses it as more of an accessory than a weapon. Though it appears to have no real value, in the hands of Mihawk, it was able to defeat Zoro with the slightest bit of pressure and was able to stab close to his heart. Otherwise, it is just an ordinary knife, so bland and small that Mihawk enjoys demonstrating his skill with it. He has also been shown using it as an eating utensil.
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Boaty McBoatface @misterwylie.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Every time I return from a social media hiatus. Every. Single. Fucking. Time. 🤡
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Simpsons: Bart Watches Old Homer Enter
Alt: Bart watches his Grandpa enter into a building and does a complete 180-degree turn to exit the building.
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Eric Kim (김현철) inkskratch.com @inkskratch.com · 01/07/2026
Just finshed writing a short article about Mel Brooks for the Superzine Newsletter coming tomorrow, which you can sign up for here! buttondown.com/inkskratch/
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Boaty McBoatface @misterwylie.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Happy Wednesday. X-Men Edition.
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Rogue X-Men: IDGAF so deal with it
Alt: X-Men character Rogue is putting on Cyclops' red sunglasses. The words "IDGAF so deal with it" appear on the top of the GIF.
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Boaty McBoatface @misterwylie.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Get in loser, we're posting lock screens.
Image of Spider-Man attempting to stop a runaway subway train by using his body and his webs to stop the train's momentum.
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Boaty McBoatface @misterwylie.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Art.
In the anime series Jujutsu Kaisen, Naoya Zenin (R) uses a cursed technique that grants him incredible speed that Naoya prides himself on. He combined his strategic "intellect" with his close combat prowess to quickly overwhelm his enemies without suffering any damage. In this image, Naoya is flipping his hair back while not looking at his opponent Choso (L) as he's punching him repeatedly with his lightning-fast attacks.
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Boaty McBoatface @misterwylie.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
🧵 Incoming: It's the 15th of the month. It's time to explain my current bsky name: Boaty McBoatspur.
Screengrab of my the main character's Bluesky main page. The background picture is a logo of an NBA team: The San Antonio Spurs.
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Boaty McBoatface @misterwylie.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Blue MaGa: Black people need to take this midterm election seriously. Swallow your pride! We need to set our differences aside in order to take MaGa down. If we lose, ICE will com-- Black People:
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Boaty McBoatface @misterwylie.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
And the MaGa regime still wonders why they can't find a singular popular music artist who would be willing to perform at any of the 'America 250' concert events? What could it be? 🤔
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Ariana Grande Slams Trump’s White House for Using Her Song to Promote ICE Deportations: ‘Barbaric, Inhumane, Heinous Nonsense’
Ariana Grande blasted the Trump administration for using a version of her 2024 song 'Bye' in a deportation video on TikTok.
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Boaty McBoatface @misterwylie.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
A man would couldn't even pass a physical to be an ICE Thug has no business still referring to himself as The Man of Steel. I'm glad this clown was relieved of his cape privileges.
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Boaty McBoatface @misterwylie.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Only two scenes? I hope it involves Batman caving Oz's face in for what he did to Vic and his own mother. Rancid POS.
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JP Acosta @acosta32jp.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
I will say this about San Antonio though: they might be very young, but they’ve responded to adversity a lot during this playoff run. Were down 2-1 and 3-2 to the defending champs and responded both times. Wouldn’t surprise me if they win Game 5 and the Knicks close it out at home in 6
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Boaty McBoatface @misterwylie.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
I want to feel optimistic about the Spurs winning game 4 tonight, but it could be the Knicks winning and leading 3-1. Because if the Knicks lose game 4? Don't be surprised if Knicks fans online are pleading to Ted Cruz, a Rockets fan, to make a visit to San Antonio to watch game 5 in person.
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Chanda Prescod-Weinstein 🌌 @chanda.blacksky.app · 10/06/2026
Actually it won’t kill you to remember that the person you are speaking to is a person
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Boaty McBoatface @misterwylie.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Happy Wednesday.
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Wednesday Adams Pointing
Alt: Wednesday Adams slides her finger across her neck, indicating that someone should die.
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Txnewsprincess @txnewsprincess.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
wut www.dallasnews.com/opinion/comm...
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Demolition might be the best outcome for American Airlines Center
The Dallas arena won’t have a future as a sports or concert venue. The city needs to start thinking about the future of the AAC.
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Candice Frederick @candicefrederick.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Steven Spielberg’s Big Return to Aliens Fails to Take Flight www.thedailybeast.com/obsessed/dis... via @thedailybeast yeah. when it's good, it's great. but, man...when it's not... i just have so many questions
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Steven Spielberg’s Big Return to Aliens Fails to Take Flight
“Disclosure Day” resembles many of the director’s past films but can’t match their majesty.
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Suing Cynthia’s Garchomp @thebestatty.blacksky.app · 10/06/2026
We know the playing field isn’t equal & that some can use self-defense where it doesn’t exist and others don’t get the same luxury. I wish his defense could’ve done a better job TBH after looking at the testimony myself but it was gonna be a tough case either way you swing it, unfortunately.
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Boaty McBoatface @misterwylie.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
The top three explanations when regretting a decision are: 1. We all make mistakes. 2. We are human. 3. 👇
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Boaty McBoatface @misterwylie.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Yeah, "The Thing" trying to backhand one of the characters, felt like it was 'on sight' between these two.
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Boaty McBoatface @misterwylie.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Aww. They were the good, fun-loving Predators.
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Boaty McBoatface @misterwylie.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Fucking yikes! If I was on vacation, this guy could literally be the guy that locals would caution me to not leave women or small pets alone with or within proximity of.
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Boaty McBoatface @misterwylie.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Give me the most 80s song you can think of. Here's an 80s music video made by this French music artist.
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Desireless - Voyage Voyage (Official HD Video)
YouTube video by Desireless
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Boaty McBoatface @misterwylie.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
@realfollowers.bsky.social Hello.
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Boaty McBoatface @misterwylie.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
Cue that Steve Buscemi meme in 3, 2, 1...
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Steve Buscemi: How Do You Do, Fellow Kids?
Alt: Actor Steve Buscemi dressed as a high school teen approaching real teens and says: Do You Do, Fellow Kids?
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Boaty McBoatface @misterwylie.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Where do you see yourself in five years?
Amou Haji AKA, 'Uncle Hajji'.
Born August 20 1928, died October 23 2022. Known as the "World's Dirtiest Man", Amou was an Iranian man who was known for not bathing for more than 60 years.
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Boaty McBoatface @misterwylie.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
This hurts, man. He was my favorite character from the Buffy TV series. With deepest respect. Rest in peace. ☕️
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Boaty McBoatface @misterwylie.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
I miss the Six Trophies podcast. In my opinion, it was the best kind of NBA podcast.
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Boaty McBoatface @misterwylie.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Ok, we get it. Hollywood can't/won't make original movies to save their own asses.
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Boaty McBoatface @misterwylie.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Happy Wednesday. Pride Edition.
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Enid Sinclair as Wednesday Dancing in Season 2 Part 2
Alt: Enid Sinclair disguised as Wednesday dancing outside in Wednesday Season 2 Part 2
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Boaty McBoatface @misterwylie.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Thank you for your sacrifice, Ms. Gay. The trailer alone told me everything I needed to know about how the HBO series was gonna end. I wish all the actors and production crews well. But Sam Levinson can walk into the ocean and never return.
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 01/06/2026
LOGGING ON
video game screencap of an older guy with a blue mohawk saying "Y'SEE KID, YA GOT TWO OPTIONS!" while offering a dialog tree consisting of GO SKATE and GO DIE
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Boaty McBoatface @misterwylie.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Get in loser, we're posting lock screens.
Image of Spike Spiegel, the main character of the anime series "Cowboy Bebop," walking towards his plane, the Swordfish II. We only see his back as he's walking, and the background is white. The plane is in the center of the frame. It's an homage to the iconic film poster of the 1988 anime film, "Akira".
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Boaty McBoatface @misterwylie.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Pride Month.
Pride Month is an annual global observance dedicated to celebrating the LGBTQ+ community, honoring its history, and advocating for equal rights. It typically takes place throughout June to commemorate the 1969 Stonewall Uprising in New York City, which served as a major catalyst for the modern gay liberation movement.

Key Aspects of Pride Month Historical Origins: 

In June 1969, police raided the Stonewall Inn, a gay bar in Greenwich Village, sparking days of protests and clashes. These riots mobilized activists and are widely recognized as the birth of the modern LGBTQ+ civil rights fight.

Celebration & Activism: 
While Pride includes joyous events like parades, festivals, and concerts, it also functions as a tool for political protest and a platform for continued advocacy.

Community Visibility: 
It serves as a time for LGBTQ+ individuals to gather, openly express their identities, and promote self-affirmation and dignity.
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Boaty McBoatface @misterwylie.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Report and block.
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Boaty McBoatface @misterwylie.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
When you're constantly reposting shit like " When Milli Vanilli has more integrity..." Then you've really lost the plot.
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Cynthia Henry's Concerned Look
Alt: Cynthia Henry's Concerned Look "Lose the plot" is an informal idiom meaning to become confused, irrational, or to lose one's ability to cope with a situation. It is often used to describe someone who has acted wildly, become overly stressed, or temporarily "lost their mind."
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Boaty McBoatface @misterwylie.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
My reaction to an article posted on bsky that reads (I kid you not): Drowning Doesn't Look Like Drowning.
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Nick Confused Meme Reaction
Alt: Nick Young Confused Meme Reaction
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C. Robert Cargill @crobertcargill.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Bluesky is always dying because those of us that were here first didn't recreate Twitter without the Nazis, but rather Social Media without all the Twitter. When all the assholes who thought their tweets were somehow saving democracy came over after the election, they brought the Twitter with them.
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Boaty McBoatface @misterwylie.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Happy Wednesday, y'all.
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Wednesday Adams' Spooky Halloween Drink
Alt: Wednesday Adams is drinking a bottle of poison.
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Boaty McBoatface @misterwylie.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
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CJ: Ah Shit, Here We Go Again
Alt: CJ: Ah Shit, Here We Go Again
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Boaty McBoatface @misterwylie.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
My old boss, a white dude from South Dallas, is the biggest Stevie Wonder fan. We talked about his music all the time while we were out in the trenches.
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