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Guy Incognito @mistersparkle.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
Nikolaj Ehlers has a brother named Sebastian and a sister named Caroline. Yes, really.
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Guy Incognito @mistersparkle.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
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a man in a hat is holding a baby in a crib in front of a window
ALT: a man in a hat is holding a baby in a crib in front of a window
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Guy Incognito @mistersparkle.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
Promise?
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Guy Incognito @mistersparkle.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
Electric Six > Eagles of Death Metal
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Guy Incognito @mistersparkle.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
Makes for a nice sandwich when done with some fruit. Kinda greasy though
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Guy Incognito @mistersparkle.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
Can't believe we lost to Guatemala. They don't even HAVE ice rinks.
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Guy Incognito @mistersparkle.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
Haha I hate this
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Guy Incognito @mistersparkle.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
Busy
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Guy Incognito @mistersparkle.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
62 goals, 134 points in 65 OHL games
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Guy Incognito @mistersparkle.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
Misa better than Barzal
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Guy Incognito @mistersparkle.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
Right. You are getting the pick, not anyone off San Jose's roster.
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Guy Incognito @mistersparkle.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
If you trade Svech for Barzal you're doomed.
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Guy Incognito @mistersparkle.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
Hence my 'As part of a package for #2 overall' thing. That I would do. Michael Misa is probably worth it to finally get that potential 1C
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Guy Incognito @mistersparkle.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
Right
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Guy Incognito @mistersparkle.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
Absolutely not. Now if we're talking #2 overall, yeah I'd send him in a package.
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Guy Incognito @mistersparkle.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
I'm still not a fan but yeah he's better than KK lol
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Guy Incognito @mistersparkle.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
It will be done today sir
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Guy Incognito @mistersparkle.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
I found the PC base is generally higher calibre than the Xbox one. Yes, really.
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Guy Incognito @mistersparkle.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
How much
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Guy Incognito @mistersparkle.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
I challenge anyone to name even one city in Oklahoma. It can't be done.
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Guy Incognito @mistersparkle.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
I bet everything they make tastes INCREDIBLE
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K. A. “Kîck Åß” Pillë @keithpille.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
From Seth Rogen’s book
Before Internet porn became a thing, I basically engaged in "trading circles" with friends, where we would all share whatever porn we had so everyone got more variety. A side effect was that you got a slightly too intimate look at your friends' sexual proclivities and preferences. Also, sometimes you just got some weird-ass shit.
Once in early 2002, my friend gave me a DVD titled Cum Dumpsters 2. I had not seen the first Cum Dumpsters but felt like I could probably pick up the story. I was a little nervous to watch it, but I figured what the hell.
I'll never forget what happened next....
I put the DVD in my Compaq laptop and waited for the movie to load. The screen went black, and then the image of an American flag, waving in the wind, slowly faded in. Then, in elegant cursive, appeared the words:
Dedicated to those who lost their lives on September 11th.
And then the opening credits for Cum Dumpsters 2 started,
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Guy Incognito @mistersparkle.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
That other kid's mom though 👀
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Guy Incognito @mistersparkle.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
Historically Canada has had a pretty awesome relationship with the State of California, so if they're interested in seceding and joining a confederation instead, we're here.
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Guy Incognito @mistersparkle.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
Greatest of all time, in my opinion.
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Guy Incognito @mistersparkle.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
You have chosen: 3 Wood May I suggest a putter? 3 Wood Now choose your swing. I suggest 'Feather Touch." You have selected: Power Drive Now press 7-8-7 to swing Ball is in parking lot. Would you like to play again? You have selected "No."
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Guy Incognito @mistersparkle.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
L'Via L'Viaquez
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Guy Incognito @mistersparkle.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
The FromSoft purists are mad that Nightreign is a $40 game that doesn't take itself seriously.
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Guy Incognito @mistersparkle.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
And Otter is asking for a trade in 3....2.....1....
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wolfpackernc @wolfpackernc.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
Conference Finals Goals, 2025: Logan Stankoven: 2 Jeff Skinner: 1 Mikko Rantanen: 0
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Guy Incognito @mistersparkle.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
DeBoer and DeStars are DeCooked
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IGN @ign.com · 30/05/2025
Elden Ring movie director Alex Garland is reportedly looking at reuniting with his Warfare actor Kit Connor for A24 and Bandai Namco’s adaptation of FromSoftware’s 2022 RPG hit.
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Elden Ring Movie Director Eyeing Warfare's Kit Connor for Upcoming Adaptation
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Guy Incognito @mistersparkle.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
Wow. WOW. You're not wrong, but wow.
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Guy Incognito @mistersparkle.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
Also, Hi, told you all about this well before Bandai made the announcement.
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Guy Incognito @mistersparkle.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
Anyway it's out now so if you have an Xbox and want a friend to play with my tag is CCSSK13
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Guy Incognito @mistersparkle.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
Right. You can't ever take what he says about the severity of something at face value. I often wonder if he actually thinks that way or if he just enjoys being over dramatic in interviews.
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Guy Incognito @mistersparkle.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
Happy Nightreign day to those who celebrate
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Guy Incognito @mistersparkle.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
Also, if it's Chatfield out, Rod's going to want the RHD replacing the RHD.
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dom 📈 @domluszczyszyn.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
Stanley Cup chances after Game 3 of the second round
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Guy Incognito @mistersparkle.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
I would imagine they are being fairly well compensated for all of this.
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Guy Incognito @mistersparkle.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
Thank you! They really are. Sometimes you wonder how this species survived at all but every once in a while they show you.
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Guy Incognito @mistersparkle.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
We still have the "Daddy I wish we never had to do the pokes ever again" moments, and they hurt, but for a very young kid who is only on week like 5 of his diagnoses he's handling it remarkably well.
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Guy Incognito @mistersparkle.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
It really is incredible watching a four year old take ownership of his diabetes. Buddy wants to learn everything he can about it. What the carbs mean. Why the amount of insulin he gets changes and how that works.... Amazing stuff, really
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Guy Incognito @mistersparkle.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
It takes me all of about 3 minutes to have a caramel macchiato every morning now and everything before this point in my life is without meaning.
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Guy Incognito @mistersparkle.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
Pope Leo with a strong start to his holy mission of preventing the Leafs from winning the cup on his watch.
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Guy Incognito @mistersparkle.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
The Elden Ring movie is real and it is coming but details still foggy. George R.R. Martin and Hidetaka Miyazaki to be producers (or at minimum be consultants) Coming from A24 and, presumably, Sony. Alex Garland (Ex Machina, Dredd, 28 Days Later) to direct (and maybe write).
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Guy Incognito @mistersparkle.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
It amazes me this is considered cheap. I have been to games where parking is entirely free.
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Guy Incognito @mistersparkle.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
So they made an exception for game 7 after all the criticism. Cool.
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Guy Incognito @mistersparkle.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
TNT refused to send broadcast crews to any Canadian cities in round 1. They're going to HATE round 2.
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