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Guy Incognito @mistersparkle.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
Nikolaj Ehlers has a brother named Sebastian and a sister named Caroline. Yes, really.
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Guy Incognito @mistersparkle.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
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a man in a hat is holding a baby in a crib in front of a window
ALT: a man in a hat is holding a baby in a crib in front of a window
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Guy Incognito @mistersparkle.bsky.social · 30/06/2025
Electric Six > Eagles of Death Metal
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Guy Incognito @mistersparkle.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
Can't believe we lost to Guatemala. They don't even HAVE ice rinks.
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Guy Incognito @mistersparkle.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
Haha I hate this
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Guy Incognito @mistersparkle.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
How much
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Guy Incognito @mistersparkle.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
I challenge anyone to name even one city in Oklahoma. It can't be done.
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Guy Incognito @mistersparkle.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
I bet everything they make tastes INCREDIBLE
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K. A. “Kîck Åß” Pillë @keithpille.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
From Seth Rogen’s book
Before Internet porn became a thing, I basically engaged in "trading circles" with friends, where we would all share whatever porn we had so everyone got more variety. A side effect was that you got a slightly too intimate look at your friends' sexual proclivities and preferences. Also, sometimes you just got some weird-ass shit.
Once in early 2002, my friend gave me a DVD titled Cum Dumpsters 2. I had not seen the first Cum Dumpsters but felt like I could probably pick up the story. I was a little nervous to watch it, but I figured what the hell.
I'll never forget what happened next....
I put the DVD in my Compaq laptop and waited for the movie to load. The screen went black, and then the image of an American flag, waving in the wind, slowly faded in. Then, in elegant cursive, appeared the words:
Dedicated to those who lost their lives on September 11th.
And then the opening credits for Cum Dumpsters 2 started,
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Guy Incognito @mistersparkle.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
Historically Canada has had a pretty awesome relationship with the State of California, so if they're interested in seceding and joining a confederation instead, we're here.
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Guy Incognito @mistersparkle.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
You have chosen: 3 Wood May I suggest a putter? 3 Wood Now choose your swing. I suggest 'Feather Touch." You have selected: Power Drive Now press 7-8-7 to swing Ball is in parking lot. Would you like to play again? You have selected "No."
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Guy Incognito @mistersparkle.bsky.social · 04/06/2025
L'Via L'Viaquez
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Guy Incognito @mistersparkle.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
The FromSoft purists are mad that Nightreign is a $40 game that doesn't take itself seriously.
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Guy Incognito @mistersparkle.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
And Otter is asking for a trade in 3....2.....1....
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wolfpackernc @wolfpackernc.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
Conference Finals Goals, 2025: Logan Stankoven: 2 Jeff Skinner: 1 Mikko Rantanen: 0
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Guy Incognito @mistersparkle.bsky.social · 30/05/2025
DeBoer and DeStars are DeCooked
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IGN @ign.com · 30/05/2025
Elden Ring movie director Alex Garland is reportedly looking at reuniting with his Warfare actor Kit Connor for A24 and Bandai Namco’s adaptation of FromSoftware’s 2022 RPG hit.
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Elden Ring Movie Director Eyeing Warfare's Kit Connor for Upcoming Adaptation
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Guy Incognito @mistersparkle.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
Also, Hi, told you all about this well before Bandai made the announcement.
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Guy Incognito @mistersparkle.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
Happy Nightreign day to those who celebrate
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dom 📈 @domluszczyszyn.bsky.social · 11/05/2025
Stanley Cup chances after Game 3 of the second round
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Guy Incognito @mistersparkle.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
It really is incredible watching a four year old take ownership of his diabetes. Buddy wants to learn everything he can about it. What the carbs mean. Why the amount of insulin he gets changes and how that works.... Amazing stuff, really
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Guy Incognito @mistersparkle.bsky.social · 10/05/2025
Pope Leo with a strong start to his holy mission of preventing the Leafs from winning the cup on his watch.
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Guy Incognito @mistersparkle.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
The Elden Ring movie is real and it is coming but details still foggy. George R.R. Martin and Hidetaka Miyazaki to be producers (or at minimum be consultants) Coming from A24 and, presumably, Sony. Alex Garland (Ex Machina, Dredd, 28 Days Later) to direct (and maybe write).
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Guy Incognito @mistersparkle.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
Ohio by Crosby, Stills, Nash and Young is a Nu Metal song.
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Guy Incognito @mistersparkle.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
you're gonna want to get Elden Ring: Nightreign and then add me as a friend so we can play together
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Guy Incognito @mistersparkle.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
Hey do you guys ever think about how Fear Before the March of Flames followed up their album "The Always Open Mouth" with an EP titled "A Little Less Teeth"? Just me?
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Guy Incognito @mistersparkle.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
Roll out the cannon boys. Steal us some wine.
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Guy Incognito @mistersparkle.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
That's my Elayne Trakand. #TheWheelOfTime
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Guy Incognito @mistersparkle.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
There are plenty of instances where the "legal" definition of something is largely ignored because it's not of any practical use and I am hopeful this is another one of those cases.
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Guy Incognito @mistersparkle.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
The new The Mars Volta album is INCREDIBLE.
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Guy Incognito @mistersparkle.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
Wes Anderson is a scourge and a menace but no one has ever been better suited for a Wes Anderson film than Michael Cera.
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Ryan McNeil @ryanmcneil.bsky.social · 07/04/2025
I spend far too much time thinking about this chart and what is happening in US politics.
2015 chart depicting the distribution of blood levels by birth year, showing Gen X to be particularly impacted.
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Guy Incognito @mistersparkle.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
The Incredibles is just opposite world Watchmen
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Guy Incognito @mistersparkle.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
Love my music to be in 45/4
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Guy Incognito @mistersparkle.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
And away he goes.
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Ignatius Thornycroft @igthornycroft.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
"she's not gonna fuck you bro" she will. she will if i display my plumage ostentatiously enough
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
A true craftsman.
An LA Weekly headline from March 30, 2012: "Val Kilmer as Mark Twain: 'Anybody Trying to Find a Point in This Will Be Shot'"
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Guy Incognito @mistersparkle.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
I am back on my bullshit
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Guy Incognito @mistersparkle.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
Hey you, big star, tell me when it's over
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magpie TRICKS @magpie.tips · 27/03/2025
They made Quebec support the idea of Canada u guys fucked up so bad
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
Canadian MP Charlie Angus: I am here today to urge Canadians to avoid travel to the United States if at all possible and to call on our government to stand up for our citizens who are being denied their rights through arbitrary detention in the United States.
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Hockey Out of Context Loves Canada @nhloutofcontext.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
You list off those names and, wow, what a great room of personalities. Seth Jarvis may be the funniest guy in the league. Once I was interviewing him right after a game and he just pulled out a piece of pizza mid-conversation at his stall. No idea where he got it.
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Guy Incognito @mistersparkle.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
Danielle Smith is a one trick pony who talks tough to the feds in an attempt to distract from her incompetence and her disregard of the needs of the people she represents.
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Guy Incognito @mistersparkle.bsky.social · 20/03/2025
Soon.
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Guy Incognito @mistersparkle.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
Thinkin bout 18 inches of Messmer
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Guy Incognito @mistersparkle.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
Rhuidean thursday. RHUIDEAN.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
No they do not, New York Times! This is like writing that Santa Claus has IBS.
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Guy Incognito @mistersparkle.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
Sitting on the couch with my two young kids working on our colours while my wife goes to the fridge and cracks open a cold one.
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Guy Incognito @mistersparkle.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
If you're wondering how things are going over there, I just got this as an ad:
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