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Mister Magic

@mistermagic.bsky.social
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Fuck the populists; defund the police. Anti-Confederate extremist, movie novelization collector

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I may be invisible, but you're transparent. @invisiblelad7.bsky.social · 7h
This actually is a very good likeness.
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Mister Magic @mistermagic.bsky.social · 6h
Oh my yes. That movie is a fever dream
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Mister Magic @mistermagic.bsky.social · 6h
If the fascists offer them more, let them enjoy fascism.
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Mister Magic @mistermagic.bsky.social · 6h
Perhaps people should stop encouraging them.
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Mister Magic @mistermagic.bsky.social · 6h
I will write them all off as ignorant racists. All racists of all hues must suffer.
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Jon Lewis @jonlewis.bsky.social · 7h
Gone with the Wind
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Mister Magic @mistermagic.bsky.social · 6h
The reveal of Judge Doom's proper form scared me so badly that when my mom put the movie on again a few months later to entertain the kids of family friends, I noped out and hung out in HER bed with a few books until it was over.
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Judge with Bulging Eyeballs
ALT: Judge with Bulging Eyeballs
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Mister Magic @mistermagic.bsky.social · 10h
Twelve years ago, I got married to my best friend at the Lincoln Train Station in Gettysburg
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Mister Magic @mistermagic.bsky.social · 12h
There's just not enough to matter
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Mister Magic @mistermagic.bsky.social · 12h
"lifelong Democrat"
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zenlike @zenlike.bsky.social · 14h
So, this very sympathetic piece where the subject is “a lifelong Democrat who had voted for Trump for the first time in 2024”. 5 minutes of checking his facebook shows pro Trump posts as far back as 2019, and a post saying that he “stands with Trump” posted just a couple of days after Trumps coup.
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Mister Magic @mistermagic.bsky.social · 12h
They're the Greatest Team Of All Time, ya know? Declared to be the GOAT before a single down was playing
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 18h
this is the most video game villain coded shot I think I've ever seen irl
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Mister Magic @mistermagic.bsky.social · 13h
Angela Paxton just humiliated herself in front of the whole nation. A fitting punishment.
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Mister Magic @mistermagic.bsky.social · 13h
It was a real thing of beauty
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Stfu Shut Up
ALT: Stfu Shut Up
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CavsKermit @cavskermit.bsky.social · 13h
There no reconciling with these people.
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Mister Magic @mistermagic.bsky.social · 13h
Will Smith was right
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TH @tylerhower.bsky.social · 16h
What a luxury it must be to live to be haunted by the foreseeable effects of what you freely chose—and, have your story told.
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Jeff F @jfeej.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
“Laptop class,” “consultant class.” Yeah laptops let you work from anywhere. Consultants are highly sought after and make a ton of money. Who decided to stogmatize the good life
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Mister Magic @mistermagic.bsky.social · 13h
The Greatest Team of All Time
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Steven Leandres @sleandres.bsky.social · 14h
remember when the rams were the “greatest team we’ve ever seen” before they played a single snap
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ghost malone ergo propter bones @proptermalone.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
because they’re going to lose
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Mister Magic @mistermagic.bsky.social · 13h
Judging by that hat, I am skeptical.
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politiBOO! @politiburb.bsky.social · 14h
You get the sense that so many voters are just bone-deep convinced that nothing bad can ever happen as a result of their vote, no matter who they vote for, like it's all just different flavors of ice cream, some tasty and some awful, but surely none of the ice cream is *poisoned*...
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Mister Magic @mistermagic.bsky.social · 13h
The GOP is wasting money, airing nationwide ads for Paxton
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Mister Magic @mistermagic.bsky.social · 13h
Greatest Team of All Time!
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Mister Magic @mistermagic.bsky.social · 14h
Will Smith was right
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BOObka Streisand (Emmy™️) @babkastreisand.bsky.social · 15h
Why tf am I getting a Ken Paxton campaign ad in the great nation of Philadelphia
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Djinn & Tonic @djinnandtonic.bsky.social · 14h
Not until those fuckers learn to act right. Sorry, not obligated to sit down for lunch with someone who's gonna shit on the floor in the middle of the meal.
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Mister Magic @mistermagic.bsky.social · 14h
The Rams are supposedly the Greatest Team of All Time. And we're beating them by 10 points
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Mister Magic @mistermagic.bsky.social · 14h
We The People have to be smarter than the media. I overcame 25 years of conservative propaganda. We all have to do our part. Did people look down on me when I was voting GOP?
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Mister Magic @mistermagic.bsky.social · 14h
God bless you
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Mister Magic @mistermagic.bsky.social · 14h
Such a peach www.theguardian.com/sport/2026/a...
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Rams star Puka Nacua in rehab amid claims of antisemitic remark and biting incident
The wide receiver is in rehab and was there before he was sued by a woman who says he made an antisemitic statement and bit her on the shoulder
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Mister Magic @mistermagic.bsky.social · 14h
I appreciate it. I'm just white-hot mad about what we have allowed to happen to immigrants and others.
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Mister Magic @mistermagic.bsky.social · 14h
This is what you sound like when you use the term "based" or use that *waow based" meme
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greenbirds.bsky.social @greenbirds.bsky.social · 16h
Crazy, some peeps on the left keep saying Trump voters didn't understand his immigration policies.
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Mister Magic @mistermagic.bsky.social · 14h
I feel terrible for leaving the ballot blank in 2016 and if anyone wishes me a bullet for it, I'll take it. I'm harsh but no less harsher on myself. Jack needs to vote Democratic or stay home.
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Mister Magic @mistermagic.bsky.social · 15h
I work to make ends meet. If I can figure it out, Jack can too.
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Mollie Wilson O'Reilly @mollieoreilly.bsky.social · 15h
What's funny is, we usually have to translate this one to make it easier for children to understand—"Basically, it means 'don't lie'"—but when it comes to someone like Vance or Trump saying "They're eating the dogsand cats," the violation couldn't be clearer.
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Mister Magic @mistermagic.bsky.social · 15h
I hope he stops voting for a while.
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Mister Magic @mistermagic.bsky.social · 15h
They both killed Pierre. They have much to atone for.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 15h
someone call up will smith we need him to do something
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Mister Magic @mistermagic.bsky.social · 15h
I hope he stops voting for a while.
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Mister Magic @mistermagic.bsky.social · 15h
Just saw a paid ad for Ken Paxton during the Rams-Eagles game??? Texas' Ken Paxton?
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Mister Magic @mistermagic.bsky.social · 15h
He was supposedly a "lifelong Democratic voter"
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Mister Magic @mistermagic.bsky.social · 15h
I think Jack and Diana should shoot each other
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Secretary of Defense Rock @sodrock.bsky.social · 16h
Every single one of these stories is like this and it pisses me off to no end
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Mister Magic @mistermagic.bsky.social · 16h
I cry for Pierre. I do not cry for Jack. Jack killed Pierre twice.
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Mister Magic @mistermagic.bsky.social · 16h
When an asset becomes a liability...
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