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Mister Hot Balls ☄️ ☄️

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UConn basketball’s most embarrassing fan.

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 17/02/2025
i guess i never posted about it here before but president's day seems like as good a holiday as any to bring it back up: we don't have nearly enough federal holidays. that's why i think we should create around 30 more, each anchored to the friday or monday around a significant union army victory
January 2- Battle of Stones River Day
January 15- Second Battle of Fort Fisher Day 
February 16- Battle of Fort Donelson Day
March 8- Battle of Pea Ridge Day
March 21- Battle of Bentonville Day 
March 25- Battle of Fort Stedman Day 
March 26- Battle of Glorieta Pass Day
April 1- Battle of Five Forks Day
April 2- Third Battle of Five Forks Day
April 7- Battle of Shiloh Day
April 8- Battle of Island Number Ten Day
April 9- Battle of Appomattox Court House Day
April 28- Battle of Forts Jackson & St. Philip Day
May 16- Battle of Champion Hill Day
May 30- Siege of Corinth Day
July 1- Battle of Malvern Hill Day
July 3- Battle of Gettysburg Day (Make July 4 a week-long holiday celebrating Gettysburg, Vicksburg, & rev war)
July 4- Siege of Vicksburg Day July 9- Siege of Port Hudson Day
August 23- Battle of Mobile Bay Day ("Damn the torpedoes, full speed ahead")
September 1- Battle of Jonesborough Day
September 17- Battle of Antietam Day September 19- Battle of Opequon Day
October 19- Battle of Cedar Creek Day
October 23- Battle of Westport Day
November 24- Battle of Lookout Mountain Day November 25- Battle of Missionary Ridge Day
November 30- Battle of Franklin Day December 16- Battle of Nashville Day
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Mister Hot Balls ☄️ ☄️ @misterhotballs.bsky.social · 29/01/2025
Conor McGregor at a BYU game is something.
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Mister Hot Balls ☄️ ☄️ @misterhotballs.bsky.social · 24/01/2025
It’s wild being on an app where this isn’t a total wave of random tits, dicks, sports betting and cartoon money randomly sailing through your TL and mentions.
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Ben Cohen @bencomics.art · 20/01/2025
This Land Is Your Land by Woody Guthrie
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Mister Hot Balls ☄️ ☄️ @misterhotballs.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
I don’t give a shit about college football. I try. I just don’t.
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No Escalators @noescalators.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
You need to put the warning at the start of the post @statsbywill.bsky.social Also this lines up entirely with my priors and is a big reason I’m not worried yet. UConn has been bitten by the variance monster and now hasn’t had their best player for a month. Season starts in February.
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No Context College Basketball @contextfreecbb.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
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Mister Hot Balls ☄️ ☄️ @misterhotballs.bsky.social · 08/01/2025
Oh my goodness.
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Mister Hot Balls ☄️ ☄️ @misterhotballs.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
Merry Christmas, jerk offs.
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Storrs South @uconn6thborough.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
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Justin McWhirter @juttypdx.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
If @misterhotballs.bsky.social was pumped about DePaul, imagine how excited he'll be in just 11 more spots
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Penfield @penfield.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Today is Giving Tuesday. If you are new to following me you might not be familiar with the charity I work with called the Husky Ticket Project. HTP sends underpriviladged kids to UConn games that they otherwise might not have the opportunity to attend.
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Husky Ticket Project
Help me spread the word about Husky Ticket Project. Together we can make a difference.
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Mister Hot Balls ☄️ ☄️ @misterhotballs.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Well, UMass fans at least you have an exciting evening of Frank Martin rage tweeting at you all about the portal, kids these days and how you don’t know shit about anything.
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Mister Hot Balls ☄️ ☄️ @misterhotballs.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
UMass is so lifeless.
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Alex Jakubowski @ajak1033.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
UConn looking at Memphis, Michigan St and Auburn in the buffet line in Maui
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Mister Hot Balls ☄️ ☄️ @misterhotballs.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
DEPAUL
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Mister Hot Balls ☄️ ☄️ @misterhotballs.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Illinois basketball is bullshit pass it on.
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Matt Norlander @norlander.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Duke and Arizona have come out to the second half with all of the players seemingly drunk.
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Mister Hot Balls ☄️ ☄️ @misterhotballs.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Arizonas overall court vision is so bad. Not seeing open 3’s, they see lots so late.
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Mister Hot Balls ☄️ ☄️ @misterhotballs.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Baby Jesus
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Mister Hot Balls ☄️ ☄️ @misterhotballs.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
This is not exactly an offensive masterclass.
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Mister Hot Balls ☄️ ☄️ @misterhotballs.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
Turns out Baylor stinks!
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Mister Hot Balls ☄️ ☄️ @misterhotballs.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Finally get off client calls for the first time in forever at a respectable hour and the internet is out. Kill my face.
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Mister Hot Balls ☄️ ☄️ @misterhotballs.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Fuck you, idiot.
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Mister Hot Balls ☄️ ☄️ @misterhotballs.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
SJU won but got out efforted all over the court. Recruit low energy guys that’s what you get.
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Mister Hot Balls ☄️ ☄️ @misterhotballs.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
I’m sorry, but Baylor is a schizophrenic mess rn and are an incredibly long ways away from being a contender. I’ve 100% got them on major bust watch.
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Mister Hot Balls ☄️ ☄️ @misterhotballs.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
The fact someone made Kadary Richmond a team captain has broken my brain.
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Mister Hot Balls ☄️ ☄️ @misterhotballs.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
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No Escalators @noescalators.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
When Geno Auriemma wins his 1,217th game tonight it will add to his resume as the greatest women’s basketball coach of all time and it is important to remember that 4 of those 1,217 came against Tennessee in the National Championship Game (4-0 in such contests).
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Mister Hot Balls ☄️ ☄️ @misterhotballs.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
We stunk tonight but the offense is still off. I’m not worried but this team is like a solid step behind the killing machines we’ve had the last two years. Guard vision isn’t there - not enough trying to help each other get shots.
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No Escalators @noescalators.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
UConn’s matchup with East Texas A+M has many people asking, “What is East Texas A+M? That doesn’t sound real.” But it is real! A real school that has gone by that real name for 12 entire days.
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Mister Hot Balls ☄️ ☄️ @misterhotballs.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
I’m not locked in this site w/ you. You’re locked into this site with *me*.
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Mister Hot Balls ☄️ ☄️ @misterhotballs.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
I wanna buy into Gonzaga but they’ve burned me too many times and they shoot a zillion mid range jumpers like it’s 1992.
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Mister Hot Balls ☄️ ☄️ @misterhotballs.bsky.social · 18/11/2024
Arizona St whatchu doing hurr
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Mister Hot Balls ☄️ ☄️ @misterhotballs.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
I’m the man.
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Mister Hot Balls ☄️ ☄️ @misterhotballs.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Syracuse basketball is DEAD
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Mister Hot Balls ☄️ ☄️ @misterhotballs.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
They are playing brass bonanza at the Syracuse game and I’m officially mad on line
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Mister Hot Balls ☄️ ☄️ @misterhotballs.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Syracuse has closed the gap. Let’s see if they can pull off the upset here at home.
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Mister Hot Balls ☄️ ☄️ @misterhotballs.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
On a positive note: sounds like there’s real, live humans at the Georgetown game.
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Mister Hot Balls ☄️ ☄️ @misterhotballs.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
I want Mike Tyson to win because I want a bad guy to get his. Everyone needs this.
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Mister Hot Balls ☄️ ☄️ @misterhotballs.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
For the Paul/Tyson curious - this women’s fight coming up could be the best possible match you could make in women’s combat sports. Cerrano-Taylor 2 is gonna be unreal
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Mister Hot Balls ☄️ ☄️ @misterhotballs.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Serrano-Taylor was moty two years ago. This is a high end ppv bout.
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Mister Hot Balls ☄️ ☄️ @misterhotballs.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
This whole app is very nice people from the other website being a lot meaner to each other here.
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Mister Hot Balls ☄️ ☄️ @misterhotballs.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Trump has no answer for DePaul’s America.
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Mister Hot Balls ☄️ ☄️ @misterhotballs.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
GUYS
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Mister Hot Balls ☄️ ☄️ @misterhotballs.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
NGL it’s pretty cool my daughter is so into a Tyson fight and I’ve never exactly pushed that/talked about that with her. Her friends are like INTO this. Makes my old Man heart flutter.
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Mister Hot Balls ☄️ ☄️ @misterhotballs.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
I’m all in on 5-Big East wins DePaul. They’re much better than Hall. They’ll split with Nova and G’Town. Just gotta find another win somewhere.
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Mister Hot Balls ☄️ ☄️ @misterhotballs.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
At what sport?
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No Escalators @noescalators.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Kansas is 1 in the AP poll but looked meh against MSU. Alabama did the below. UConn is 3. If Alabama had been 1, UConn would be grabbing 1 on Monday. But the inviolable rules of the AP poll dictate you cannot drop the top team until they lose so… Anyway Dan Hurley was right. Belt stays in Storrs
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Mister Hot Balls ☄️ ☄️ @misterhotballs.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
Alabama still can’t defend.
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