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Mister Hooper! @misterhooper.bsky.social · 1h
If it hasn't killed Jackie Chan, it's not gonna kill an even richer guy who's using more safety measures. We can't even get rid of Alec Baldwin
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Mister Hooper! @misterhooper.bsky.social · 1h
Dick Tracy (1990) is probably a genuinely bad film. It's visually spectacular in a way that very few films I've seen are. I have also not seen it in fifteen years, and hadn't seen it then for about twenty. I probably won't be watching it again, because Beatty, but damn.
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Mister Hooper! @misterhooper.bsky.social · 1h
I don't engage with Tom Cruise's output on purpose. Occasionally I enjoy a clip from A Few Good Men. The more he tries to become a creator, the more insufferable his work gets.
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Hunter Felt @hunterfelt.bsky.social · 2h
It feels like every year we get one if these "I know this Famous Person's Vanity Project looks extremely terrible, but we have to support artists who takes risks" and it's basically always "Bulworth" levels of terrible.
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Mister Hooper! @misterhooper.bsky.social · 1h
Tom Cruise and Warren Beatty are very similar genres of guy. Importantly, though: Tom Cruise does not have the creative instincts for a Dick Tracy.
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Mister Hooper! @misterhooper.bsky.social · 2h
Hell yeah
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Mister Hooper! @misterhooper.bsky.social · 2h
In my experience, Rossy is a delight to work with! One of my favorite things to look at, in general, is a drawing I received a handful of years ago now, for ~£35. Interactions were smooth and friendly on both a business and creative level, even though I lore dumped.
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RossyDoesDrawings (commissions open) @rossydoesdrawings.bsky.social · 3h
I have some more £10 per character commissions slots available now! Please send me a message if you would like to have one.
drawing of a goblin with a big hat which has lots of snails on top of it
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Orcspiration @orcspiration.bsky.social · 3h
BATTLE AWAITS. DO YOUR STRETCHES.
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Joseph H. Johnson, Jr. @blackneto.bsky.social · 4h
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Mister Hooper! @misterhooper.bsky.social · 4h
Huh! I've only seen this once, and totally by accident. Caught most of it while channel surfing on a graveyard shift almost twenty years ago. Good movie! A little uneven, but a banger for young Hopkins' work.
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Shabana Mir @shabana.bsky.social · 10h
She condemned the Biden U.S. arms deal with Israel, and as retaliation the Biden administration opened an investigation against her. The Trump administration is actually piggybacking off that Democratic investigation. Both parties are cesspools of Islamophobia.
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 9h
The image is of a four panel comic. The title is "Satanic Ritual".
In the first panel we see a little red devil in a bubble bath.
In the second panel we see the devil with a towel wrapped around its head, standing in front of a mirror doing gua sha.
In the third panel we see the devil putting on a face mask.
In the fourth panel we see the devil wearing the face mask sitting on its bed watching a show and drinking a glass of wine.
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Mister Hooper! @misterhooper.bsky.social · 9h
China is way over there White people are right here, already in my shit
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
2 panel comic

Panel 1 is titled “Journalist logs into Twitter”
Image shows a Pink Guy performing a high jump. He easily sails over a tall barrier that says “Racism, Nazis, Homophobia, CSAM and Bigotry”. He smiles and waves at the reader.

Panel 2 is titled “Journalist logs into BlueSky”
The Pink Guy is doing the high jump again, however, this time, a much smaller barrier just says “Smugness”. The Pink Guy is clinging to the barrier, trying to hook his leg over it. He yells “Hnnngh I CAN’T GET OVER IT”
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Doug Savage, Rebel Alliance Attorney @realdougsavage.bsky.social · 10h
For ALT text purposes
A message from Danny Trejo’s son about his father’s situation in Ben Shapiro’s pro-ICE movie.

“For anyone seeing this shit with my dad...
He was booked on a film, it's not pro-ice, it's not overtly pro anything. His agent described it as "a complicated story about a complicated time, where everyone looks bad except you, the hardworking Mexican shop owner who just wants peace"
He jumped at the idea of playing a good guy.
About 2 weeks into shooting everyone, including us, found out Ben Shapiro was involved.
My 82 year old dad has never heard of Ben Shapiro, I had to explain to him who that is, and what kind of guy he is.
My dad contractually can't bad mouth him, the film, or walk away without being sued for breach of contract. He couldn't even release the statement he wanted to.
It's fucked up. He's handcuffed to this stupid project, and swaths of people have instantly turned their back on him without knowing any of the facts.
Ben Shapiro got Mexicans to abandon one of their heroes, got his own name to the top of google's searches, and made us look like angry fools lacking any nuance. He wins.”
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Ant @agramuglia.bsky.social · 10h
So Danny Trejo was manipulated and tricked into being in Ben Shapiro's newest film. Holy shit.
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🇲🇽🕷️rustbelt rebel🕷️🇲🇽 @rustbeltrebel.bsky.social · 9h
I also saw a statement from Danny Trejo and from others that were pulled into projects w Shapiro. Given Trejo’s commitment to the Mexican community over the decades and that this is first/only time something like this has happened w him, I’m choosing to believe him.
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Mister Hooper! @misterhooper.bsky.social · 9h
One mustn't stan a politician But we can definitely respect
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Crip Dyke @cripdyke.bsky.social · 9h
Brad Lander, KnownGoodGuy™, is again doing the GoodThing™. He's been quietly doing the right thing by immigrants for a long time, & it's a sign of the monstrosity of the Trump admin that this man who sticks up for the powerless against a gov't which mistreats them has to do so for a congresswoman.
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Mister Hooper! @misterhooper.bsky.social · 10h
This is fantastic. Composition is a delight. I feel like I understand the gibbon.
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Jaws🎃 @jaws-stone.bsky.social · 10h
Demisexual Gibbon 2026 Commission work
An illustration of a monkey jutting out from a cluster of flowers, diving towards a sea of mushrooms
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Darryl Mott @gamerstavernshow.com · 11/10/2026
"You couldn't make a Mel Brooks movie today!" Of course not, nobody would give a Jewish veteran with a controversial Black comedian co-writer, both of whom have overt anti-fascist politics in their acts, a budget to make a parody of a genre nobody watches anymore.
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Airedmania @airedmania.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
They think “elites” means “gay ppl in NYC who are cooler than them” and that’s who they thought Carlin was talking about. Not LITERALLY their fathers who got c-suite jobs from golfing with the right guy or their frat bro who inherited an oil field and has his last name on the biology building.
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Bugs, Yaoist @bugsmaytrix.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
no social media moderation is easy you just ban the most annoying people you don't consider history or nuance you just see who is complaining or yelling a lot about something you like because you're a weird rationalist freak instead of addressing any issue or taking a fucking position ever
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HODAG RPG @hodagrpg.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Faves in da thread!
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Mister Hooper! @misterhooper.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
We don't use the word "clutch" to refer to a group of the undead - it's dehumanizing. The proper nomenclature is "Horde." "The most recent Horde of zombies." This is because a "clutch" implies inert eggs or insensate larvae, while Zombies are in fact animate and individual members of a Horde.
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Mister Hooper! @misterhooper.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I am utterly failing to parse the mechanic you're discussing, and I'm positive that it's entirely on me. However I can offer this: There is a character in the marvel multiverse who conjured marvel characters into his universe because they were fictional comic characters that he loved.
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Mister Hooper! @misterhooper.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Weed-induced narcissism is me posting so baked I just interact with people without even looking at their name. Also, when I like a good post, then realize it was mine.
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Prisonculture @prisonculture.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Also the social capital - ie the friend of my parents friend who can hook me up with a meeting with a key person who might invest in my idea either with $$ or with more social connections - what Granovetter calls the "strength of weak ties"
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Kris Giere @krisgiere.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Remember that the "acting on their own" line is a lie to drum up investment dollars. These agents are either following their programming or being directed by humans as per every previous incident once investigated.
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Mister Hooper! @misterhooper.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The MCU isn't 616 though- the comics are. Alien and Predator actually happened in a neighboring timeline TO 616.
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I Liv, I Die, Oliviagain Hill @machineiv.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
The United States has interfered in the democracies of over 80 nations. It is the single biggest opponent of democracy in human history. "Voting rights?" It's impossible to reform an engine of empire into a democracy. You will never be able to vote to stop the wheels of devastation.
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Mister Hooper! @misterhooper.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Good thing Talarico scootched Trans people under the bus a couple weeks ago!l
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Mister Hooper! @misterhooper.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I think, in Star Wars Legends, humans showed up on the galactic stage around 300k years ago?
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silverbeard2026 @silverbeard2026.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
FYI
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Mister Hooper! @misterhooper.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Have you considered Doctor Doom though?
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Mister Hooper! @misterhooper.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
No, you're absolutely correct; I've just been the Patton Oswalt bit since the mid-90's, as a person, so. It also just works because marvel 616 canon has far-flung fictional historical settings intermittently woven into every A-to-C-list character's backstory, and often includes Conan the Barbarian.
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Mister Hooper! @misterhooper.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Wait, and, like... The crew, right? Like Or, just The Gorn and Horta?
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Mister Hooper! @misterhooper.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
What's weird is, if a billionaire just openly spent money on the opposite of what this freak does, they could spend themself broke and still end up never having to pay for a good meal- people really do help people they like.
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Mister Hooper! @misterhooper.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
This can technically be said of both bears and humans btw
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Andy “voice of Brak” Merrill. 🎅🏻🤡🐒💩 @amerrill2.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
October 10th with another special guest for Brak’s Tales of Suspense!!!
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Mister Hooper! @misterhooper.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Star Wars was never *not* at least tangentially canonical to 616. Marvel did the first Star Wars comics.
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Mister Hooper! @misterhooper.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
That's why Gail is considered so dangerous- she could be anywhere.
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Mister Hooper! @misterhooper.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I got you: Because it's pure vibes. It's nothing but vibes. Great Vibes!!! /Pacino But literally -only- vibes.
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Mister Hooper! @misterhooper.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I'm impressed by your strength as a person, given that you're presumably not posting from a cell.
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
people love to say they're actually an artistic genius and chatgpt is just helping them realize their inherent talents, but if that was true then they'd be able to tell that all their art looks like dogshit and correct the extremely obvious mistakes the AI made. but they aren't, and they don't
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Chaoclypse (Brandon Yu) @chaoclypse.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
HON! BA! SHO!!!! (i played this today it rules heres some fanart)
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a wizard @towerwizard.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
The wizard sleeps calmly. The tower makes a quiet creaking sound as it settles.
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talia jane @taliajane.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
“This is why the left never wins” no it’s because the game was built by and for fascists!!! Shut up and figure out how to be helpful!
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