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Michael Roberts

@mister42.bsky.social
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Michael Roberts @mister42.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
You not liking the rules that exist is a different conversation than whether man city did something wrong within the rules that exist. Players are free to seek fair value & don't HAVE to play in UK; if they choose to they agree to participate in compensation structure set by CBA w/ league/clubs/PFA
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Michael Roberts @mister42.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Gold star to the marketing person who figured out how to rebrand these fucked up pumpkins to make them sellable
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Michael Roberts @mister42.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
sorry to hear it, Phil. always tough.
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Michael Roberts @mister42.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This soup sign at one of the local dives is better than AI
The glass entry door of a local bar-restaurant that has various shoddy signs on it including a hand-written one that says "soup" and a child-level drawing of a hot bowl of soup that is still better than an AI-generated sign
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
God this shit was cool as fuck
Still from the movie Jurassic Park showing a raptor with genetic code projected onto it
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Michael Roberts @mister42.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
and then you can do win + shift + left to throw it back to the primary display. i just discovered this because i've been playing a game called Hades and I couldn't get it out of fullscreen mode so I could drag it over to the second screen. this solved that problem
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Michael Roberts @mister42.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
did you guys know about the keyboard shortcut Windows key + shift + right when using a second display? it immediately throws the active window you're on over to the second display. this is 1000x better than clicking on the top of the window and dragging it over to the second display & maximizing it
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Michael Roberts @mister42.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
shoestring fries
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Michael Roberts @mister42.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
there's a local on this season of Survivor (Angelica 'Jelly' Loblack) and she had a watch party for tonight's episode and it was a full house, very loud and celebratory for her successes, and honestly super fun
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Michael Roberts @mister42.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Sorry, I was off Bluesky myself for a while and didn't see this til now! Thank you for chasing down some info on this, it is interesting and helpful and I really appreciate it.
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Michael Roberts @mister42.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I rarely order in anymore since everything's so expensive, but I had a promo code for a large % off so I was excited to use it on some Indian food tonight. The "good" Indian place wasn't participating, so I ordered from one of the others. Now I'm just disappointed & sad. Lesson: pivot, don't settle.
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Gretchen Felker-Martin PRE ORDER CHIMERA 2.16.27 🍉 @scumbelievable.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Every last one of these hogs thinks pointing out child murder is thousands of times worse than murdering Palestinian children. A just society would send men like this naked into the wilderness.
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Michael Roberts @mister42.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I just want access to the stuff I buy that is as unfettered as my access to the stuff I steal is
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Michael Roberts @mister42.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
To be clear I do steal other videos (movies and tv shows) all the time
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Michael Roberts @mister42.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
i've graduated to downloading internet videos via command line prompt (comedy shows I've paid for that can only be streamed for a week or two etc etc). it feels cool to be able to do it but that this is the only/best way and i am being made to feel i'm "stealing" or something sucks
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Michael Roberts @mister42.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
"to settle my stomach"
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Michael Roberts @mister42.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
It's got a good 45 minutes somewhere in there
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Michael Roberts @mister42.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
enjoy one minute of petting this cat that came up to me on my walk yesterday
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Michael Roberts @mister42.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
discreet* shit...
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Michael Roberts @mister42.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
my tech disassembles my machine every time to air it out. meanwhile i pay your tech under the table to sabotage your door seals by poking a couple of discrete holes in them. there's water getting inside your machine in complicated places every time bro. sorry to give you this news 🙏
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Michael Roberts @mister42.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
i take mine off the hinges every time and replace it with a brand new one
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Michael Roberts @mister42.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
mine is even more open
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Michael Roberts @mister42.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
you don't know *anyone* more diligent about leaving open their front-loading washer door and detergent door to dry out and prevent mold after using it than me. ANYONE.
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Michael Roberts @mister42.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
tough beat for "other comics"
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Michael Roberts @mister42.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
At least we can laugh at how obviously the right-most guy in the first photo is photoshopped in
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Michael Roberts @mister42.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
this is what happens when Pat McAfee and Stephen A Smith are your highest paid employees or whatever
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Rob Dean @neuroticmonkey.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I’m raising funds for @sanshinsoba.bsky.social. She’s an amazing woman dealing with some serious illnesses and costs for treatment. Please give if you can! Sharing the GoFundMe is also great and any/all support is greatly appreciated. gofund.me/c7229e9b5
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Donate to Help Kiley Cover Medical Treatment, organized by Rob Dean
Hi I'm Rob Dean and I'm raising funds for my dear friend Kiley. An amazing human… Rob Dean needs your support for Help Kiley Cover Medical Treatment
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Michael Roberts @mister42.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Jammy egg sandwich good yum yum
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Michael Roberts @mister42.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Like, this is a thank you for something right? Or an invitation for further collaboration?
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Michael Roberts @mister42.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
@weiss-a-woni.bsky.social Ethan, I'm asking you bc I refuse to ask AI: in light of Pablo Torre's recent investigations into the Clippers/Kawhi Leonard and Mark Walter and the Trump syndicate, is it legal for Governor Braun to have received this diamond encrusted championship ring from IU?
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
curtains for zoosha
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Michael Roberts @mister42.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
i make this stuff up as i go generally speaking, so i mainly learn by doing, failing, and doing again. next time will be better.
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Michael Roberts @mister42.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
most of the breading was flour and chickpea flour with seasonings but i didn't work it in by hand and that seems necessary to get it all craggy, which would probably make it more crispy. also i can probably skip the egg bath and do like a wet batter bath and then into the dry flour.
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Michael Roberts @mister42.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
made a korean-inspired fried chicken sandwich today. it was not as good as it sounded in my mind. I need to work on my breading technique as it's not something I do very often. the breading contained gochugaru and I made a gochujang sauce to toss it in, but there was just no satisfying crunch to it
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Michael Roberts @mister42.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Isn't this at least her second or third time?
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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
This is pretty fucking wild. I had assumed in a worst case scenario he would target blue zip codes and toss ballots based on technicalities but this is even worse than I imagined.
Not only is this system astonishingly untested, USPS has simultaneously implemented an
impracticable zero percent failure rate.
13 When ballots are submitted to USPS in large-volume
batches, if any one ballot in the batch cannot be verified against the Portal, all ballots in that
batch will be rejected. For example, if a state election official brings a batch of 10,000 ballots to
USPS and USPS is unable to match just one of those ballots against the Portal – because, for
example, someone has recently changed their name after marriage or they’ve moved – then
USPS would refuse to mail the remaining 9,999 ballots as well. As the whistleblower notes,
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Michael Roberts @mister42.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
wrapped it up and it was crazy good. i didn't take a pic, but i'll try to next time. i might like to make some pickled or sumac red onions and put those in as well, plus a squeeze of lemon/lime. i feel like if i can cook good, fresh stuff like this more consistently i can manage my depression better
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Michael Roberts @mister42.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
...cooked it in a skillet. i was able to scorch it and get some nice fond on the chicken and took it off right at 160* internal and sliced it. took a premade garlic naan, baked it a bit, put the chicken, some sliced cucumber, shredded lettuce, and cilantro in it, & drizzled a cucumber yogurt sauce,
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Michael Roberts @mister42.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
wowie zowie. i have been depressed for a while and as a result haven't been cooking much. i have been REALLY happy with the stuff i have cooked when i've managed to though, and today's edition was a naan wrap. i marinated chicken in yogurt + kashmiri chili powder, sumac, and ten or so other things..
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Michael Roberts @mister42.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Just had garlic bread with shaved Parmigiano reggiano, pesto, and meatballs on it and it was soooo tasty
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Michael Roberts @mister42.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I learned about it when I took an elective Zoom-based yoga class in early 2021 (a feeble attempt at managing my physical and mental health during early covid) and the instructor was obsessed with working out the psoas. i thought for sure it was the type of thing a yoga instructor would make up
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Michael Roberts @mister42.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I have either the same or a similar extension on Firefox, but it is much more aggressive and makes a lot of websites work less well. I have to disable it a lot on a per-website basis which is starting to tip the cost/benefit scale toward cost. wow could this be a more boring thing to post about?
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Michael Roberts @mister42.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I made the switch from Chrome to Firefox a couple weeks ago because uBlock, my ad blocker extension, had been disabled and pulled from the Chrome extension store. I had another extension on Chrome called "Disable HTML5 autoplay" which disables video autoplay on most websites...
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Michael Roberts @mister42.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
oh and some delicious cold brewed coffee
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Michael Roberts @mister42.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
just had a very satisfying breakfast of rice and a japanese style omelet and 3 maple sausage links with a drizzle of okonomi sauce and kewpie mayo. now I will eat 3 strawberries
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Man Relaxing with a Cigarette
Alt: Man Relaxing with a Cigarette
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Michael Roberts @mister42.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
me after I do the dishes
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Karen Attiah @karenattiah.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
BREAKING: After the Washington Post fired me last year for speaking the truth in the wake of the Charlie Kirk killing, I fought back. And I'm happy to announce: I won my case against the Washington Post. They have been ordered to reinstate me immediately. www.nytimes.com/2026/08/24/b...
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Washington Post Ordered to Rehire Fired Columnist Karen Attiah
An arbitrator ordered the newspaper to reinstate Karen Attiah, who was fired after posting about “white men who espouse hatred and violence” following Charlie Kirk’s killing.
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Michael Roberts @mister42.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
This fucking rules
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Michael Roberts @mister42.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
would love to do this. I am a couple years out of practice. Need to get back into it.
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