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MaleficentCorgi @missplayed.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

This was a very interesting exercise as a Canadian whose first language is French.

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MaleficentCorgi @missplayed.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Y'all I think someone peed in the dating pool

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Ashlyn @slattyv3.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Fuck yeah bro, Flesh and Blood. Uzuri facesitting, Pummelgate, Am I gay quiz on talishar ads, Purple randoms making $25 Metafy guides, DromAI, Teklo Winning Calling KC, it's Flesh and Blood dawg it's lit

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MaleficentCorgi @missplayed.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

*looking at my cat* *true crime doc voice* Someone here pooped on the rug

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MaleficentCorgi @missplayed.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Wedding rings are just eternity collars for normies. In this essay, I will...

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kinkgo @fluffdungeon.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

posting this here because it's so true and so awesome

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MaleficentCorgi @missplayed.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Make a band bigger: One million gecs

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MaleficentCorgi @missplayed.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

With the way things are going, I feel really bad for my fellow comp players and especially the folks who can't stand EDH. Fall RC might be my last, and I'm just grateful that I'll get to interact with the game engine playing EDH with friends while the rest of MtG OP collapses.

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big tiddy Rebell @rebell.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

I'm canceled for this one goodbye everyone

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MaleficentCorgi @missplayed.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

The Odyssee is a very confusing Spider-Man movie 🤔

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MaleficentCorgi @missplayed.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

The first thing I did after arriving at the music festival is drop my phone in the shitter 😂 I unfortunately have the answer to "what would I do if I dropped my phone in an outdoors toilet?" 😭😭😭

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Andromeda @affinetyped.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Something fascinating to be said by someone smarter than me about the sports gambling advertising bright LED display right beside the suicide rate in men awareness poster

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Scott "HowlingMines" Mines @howlingmines.com · 22/07/2026

Thank you, FaB internet. 10/10. Zero notes. 🤣

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MaleficentCorgi @missplayed.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

What the fuck is up with all the men on HER?????

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MaleficentCorgi @missplayed.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

I ordered one scoop of vanilla ice cream in an oreo cone and I don't think I realize how this place works because...

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MaleficentCorgi @missplayed.bsky.social · 03/07/2026

Toronto is like a fairytale. The smell of wet garbage, the chirping of trucks, the smog-grey sky 🥰

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MaleficentCorgi @missplayed.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

Comment with your favorite FaB deck and I will roast it

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MaleficentCorgi @missplayed.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

It's called day surgery department because they make you wait all fucking day

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Jess O'Thomson @jessothomson.co.uk · 22/05/2026

This cartoon by Ella Baron from the Guardian today actually made me well up a little. We will keep fighting. Together.

Cartoon Separate But Equal from the Guardian.
Link to access provided alt text:

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/picture/2026/may/22/ella-baron-on-the-ehrcs-transgender-guidance-cartoon

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MaleficentCorgi @missplayed.bsky.social · 22/05/2026

I wish that some day I'm able to love someone as much as I've loved you

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MaleficentCorgi @missplayed.bsky.social · 18/05/2026

Had a really good time in Ottawa! Tournaments didn't go my way and I had a great time hanging out with the homies ☺️ I love traveling to play cards, l love my friends, and now I'm excited to get home to spend some time with my baby 🥰

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MaleficentCorgi @missplayed.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

The Electric Callboy concert got moved by one day, and it's the day I'm traveling to Ottawa for the RC. FML

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MaleficentCorgi @missplayed.bsky.social · 07/05/2026

Me, today: Damn I have so many pimples today. Wonder what caused this 😓 Also me, last night: Woah eating Reese's Pieces with popcorn is a really awesome combo!

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MaleficentCorgi @missplayed.bsky.social · 01/05/2026

What do you call a group of four trans girls? A Commander pod

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MaleficentCorgi @missplayed.bsky.social · 24/04/2026

Me: Alright I gotta pause on FaB and prepare for the upcoming Magic RC My brain: Flesh & Blood, Flesh & Blood, FaB, Flesh & Blood, FaB, FaB FLESH 👏 AND 👏 BLOOD👏 I have a problem

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Dev Doodle, Plant Lady 🌱 @devdoodle.bsky.social · 23/04/2026

*shaking hands after a game of Magic* Them: GG Me: Good Girl to you as well!

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MaleficentCorgi @missplayed.bsky.social · 20/04/2026

We need to invent clubs but for neurospicy people. I feel like it might be an untapped market

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MaleficentCorgi @missplayed.bsky.social · 13/04/2026

Split Finals of a 33 players Modern RCQ today with trusty Prowess 🙏 Qualified for the next RC 🫡 R1: UB Mill LWW R2: Amulet Titan LL R3: Esper Blink WLW R4: RWu Storm LWW R5: UB Flash WW R6: ID QF: RG Eldrazi WW SF: Esper Frog WW F: Mardu Blink LL

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MaleficentCorgi @missplayed.bsky.social · 10/04/2026

Maybe she was born with it, maybe it's Tylenol

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MaleficentCorgi @missplayed.bsky.social · 08/04/2026

After skipping Calgary and Vancouver, I thought I'd be itching to go play an RC in Ottawa. Now though, I don't even think I'm gonna go. Might play Modern RC if it's not a flight away but I kinda don't even want to burn vacation days to go play Standard.

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MaleficentCorgi @missplayed.bsky.social · 28/03/2026

Me when I Top8 the 4th FaB comp event out of 5: 😎 Me when I lose QF for the 4th time: 😡

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MaleficentCorgi @missplayed.bsky.social · 26/03/2026

Still fucks with me that we live in a world where social media makes ppl develop parasocial relationships with people just because of who they work for when it would otherwise not be a public-facing role in any way.

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OmegaMagus - WIP arc @omegamagus.bsky.social · 12/03/2026

Felt cute today, might delete later. 💅 #OmArt #art

A drawing of my femsona sitting very cutely on top of a brick wall. She is wearing a white sleeveless sweater, highwaisted jeans, a purple bracelet, purple shoes, and glasses. Text is laid over the image that reads: "Repost if you like boobs or if you desperately crave for the AI bubble to burst and consequences to happen to certain men in power." My watermark is also over the image at a lower opacity.

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qier automata @zerosynthie.bsky.social · 16/03/2026

getting my grc so i can finally kill the witch-king of angmar

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MaleficentCorgi @missplayed.bsky.social · 14/03/2026

Today is FaB PQ day. Only two bullets left this season. Hoping to make it count 🙏 Wish me luck! 🔥🗡🥷🗡🔥

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MaleficentCorgi @missplayed.bsky.social · 11/03/2026

I showed Fai and Cindra to someone who doesn't know anything about FaB saying I was hesitating between the two for PQs and she went: "Oh so you have to pick between the butch lesbian or the femme lesbian?"

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MaleficentCorgi @missplayed.bsky.social · 08/03/2026

Sure sex is nice but have you ever shoved allin with KK for a 3-way allin with both other players showing QQ?

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MaleficentCorgi @missplayed.bsky.social · 06/03/2026

Is the S26+ capable of taking reasonable pictures? I have an S24 (base model) and the camera is unplayable. My Pixel 9 for work takes much better pictures.

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