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Melita Curphy

@missmonster.bsky.social
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Full time artist! shop: missmonster.bigcartel.com

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Melita Curphy @missmonster.bsky.social · 10h
Ahhh boooo
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Melita Curphy @missmonster.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Ahhh it's the uk tho 😑😑
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Melita Curphy @missmonster.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
@paintyourdragon.bsky.social www.instagram.com/p/DeHSkaqCux... awwwwwoooo
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Melita Curphy @missmonster.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
All the teeth!!
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Melita Curphy @missmonster.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
🙏🙏🙏🙏❤️
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Melita Curphy @missmonster.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Melita Curphy @missmonster.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Looking GOOD!!
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BlindTank @blindtank.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I've been pretty sick these past few months with some underlying issues, so its been a slow WIP. But here are some progress shots of @missmonster.bsky.social 's space boy! We use boba straws/syringe caps at my work for holding up heavy maws during dental work, so pretty silly im doing the same here.
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Melita Curphy @missmonster.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It's always mad high too like if you are that smart why are you here arguing on the sonic mpreg fan forums
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Melita Curphy @missmonster.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
For real!!!
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Melita Curphy @missmonster.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
🙏🙏🙏🙏
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Melita Curphy @missmonster.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Good Guy Zack! 🙏🙏🙏🙏
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Melita Curphy @missmonster.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
OMG that box tho 👀👀👀👀
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Melita Curphy @missmonster.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Enjoy the longboi!!! 🙏🙏❤️
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4h35m.bsky.social @4h35m.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Today the post office brought me joy in a beat up box, My joy made the postal lady behind the counter smile and the Gremlin itself made my coworkers gasp in awe. @missmonster.bsky.social One did ask if it was 3D printed. I set him right. Yay Space Gremlin! Love it!
A beat up box, the way I opened it in the post office to see if it was damaged.A snoot!The glorious Space Gremlin. The way I released a squeal of joy, many would not believe me capable of squealing. I love it so much.
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Melita Curphy @missmonster.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Glad this hoe will finally shut the fuck up
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Melita Curphy @missmonster.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Thank you!
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Melita Curphy @missmonster.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Yeah BUT you do, I'm going to make my Bugbear all armored and tough but she's going to be a bit sensitive if someone calls her " scary" ( this is all an excuse to make/ commission gnarly armor, really)
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Melita Curphy @missmonster.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
BUGBEAR 😁😁😁
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Melita Curphy @missmonster.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Sculpting a new face ! Sculpted with Monster Clay
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Melita Curphy @missmonster.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
😂😂😂😂
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Melita Curphy @missmonster.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I'm glad too dude 🙏🙏 and I think there are more Randalls than we think!
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Melita Curphy @missmonster.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Awful!!! 😑😑😑
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Melita Curphy @missmonster.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
You saw this, right? www.instagram.com/p/DZDjCEIjSb...
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Melita Curphy @missmonster.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Always gotta watch! 🙏
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Melita Curphy @missmonster.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
God I'm so sorry
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Melita Curphy @missmonster.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
For real , it was like I time traveled - everything was fine and suddenly being carried with no memory of how I got to the bathroom! Glad it wasn't worse , ugh 🫠
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Melita Curphy @missmonster.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
😁😁
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Melita Curphy @missmonster.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Oh shitttt thank you and congrats to Hubs
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Melita Curphy @missmonster.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I thought things had come a long way since then but it really hasn't. Be a Randall 🙏🙏🙏
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Melita Curphy @missmonster.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I am lucky to have had male friends who saw me as a person , not some opportunity. It wasn't a difficult decision for them not to take advantage of me. I HAVE had male "friends" who absolutely tried at other times though and other male friends who made excuses for him.
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Melita Curphy @missmonster.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
" no no NOPE, let's put that back on nooo" my friend Randall told me and pulled my shirt back on. I was safe and taken care of - nobody tried anything. I was extremely thankful to them for helping me. It only occurred to me years later that I had been drugged
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Melita Curphy @missmonster.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Reminded of a time I'm pretty sure I was roofied at a convention and my male friends picked me up off the bathroom floor , I remember waking up being carried like a corpse through the hotel hallway. They put me to bed in a room and I started taking off my shirt bc in my mind it was sleepy time ...
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Melita Curphy @missmonster.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Melita Curphy @missmonster.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
NOW AVAILABLE! REAL PEWTER CASTS! missmonster.bigcartel.com
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Melita Curphy @missmonster.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Like fuck you why did boys get to claim all the cool shit?? I liked She Ra and Popples too but oh nooooooo GI Joe= absolute weirdo
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Melita Curphy @missmonster.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Man if I knew other little girls were into transformers and everything like that growing up, I'd have been so happy to not feel like there was something wrong with me (?) or less of a " girl" ( whatever that means anyway) for liking Not Pink aka BOYS STUFF 😂
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Melita Curphy @missmonster.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
He is SO DARLING
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Melita Curphy @missmonster.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Im so glad kids aren't being raised with that and getting to skip way more of the projected pain we had to trudge through - that's the way it should be, good for them!!
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Melita Curphy @missmonster.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Yes yes yes, I always heard how I should minimize my height "don't wear heels bc if your date is too short it will embarrass him" , what goofy hogwash!! I hated not fitting into clothes / shoes bc everything was made for average height back then, I resented my height so much! But this makes me HAPPY
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Melita Curphy @missmonster.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
EXACTLY , mine are always ALWAYS about having to suddenly move to a place I hate and losing everything I love and mannnnn that ain't fun 😅🫠
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Melita Curphy @missmonster.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Making 100% sure people know where to find the NEWS page in my shop! This is where you can check for delays on shipping or preorder production! I update here as well but this way you don't have to wade through a bunch of posts to get an update missmonster.bigcartel.com/news
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Melita Curphy @missmonster.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Feeling a little better, thanks y'all!
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Man Gives Thumbs Up Gesture
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Melita Curphy @missmonster.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Oh yeah I meant radical then - the ovaries are the culprits!
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Melita Curphy @missmonster.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
" menopause eventually" YES exactly. I'm just waiting it out at this point 🤷‍♀️🤷‍♀️
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Melita Curphy @missmonster.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Oh yeah I got the zolofts for it awhile back and it helped a LOT! but they tell me the only way I can really be free of all this is a total hysterectomy and I'm not sold on it...
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Melita Curphy @missmonster.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Anyway I'm just feeling like a pain ridden lump of doo doo but I'll be fine. I just try to remember : I gotta at least make it until Okami 2 comes out 🙏
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I Ain’t Got Time To Bleed Predator
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Melita Curphy @missmonster.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The nightmares are pretty frequent but last nights were particularly tiring and woke me up often- (and no they aren't " fun" monster ones) I'm in a foggy mental daze today...and we have another heatwave incoming with high 90s temps! Fucks S A K E
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Melita Curphy @missmonster.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I got so much done in those two days!! I get so frustrated bc if I could just have like a straight month of feeling normal, I could catch up on EVERYTHING. My period is due in a week , I only get about 10 days a month of not suffering from that - either PMDD or going thru the actual 10 day cycle...
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Melita Curphy @missmonster.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Having a hard time today , just got over being sick and had two days of feeling almost normal - now my back doing that thing where it feels like one wrong bend will throw it out so I have to walk around like a bipedal turtle, my guts hurt for no reason and I'm very tired from all night nightmares...
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